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TOPIC: Chinese food
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/2450e65bb085dfcf?hl=en
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 19 2007 1:33 pm
From: Elisabeth Mueller

MosNot schrieb:

>
>"Elisabeth Mueller" <maelmill@eunet.at> wrote in message
>news:6ckbj3pdon1su8mkkob74fho9l2p3nprvd@4ax.com...
>> MosNot schrieb:
>>
>>>
>>>"Elisabeth Mueller" <maelmill@eunet.at> wrote in message
>>>news:94i9j3p1fne99pqnd9g803lh5tm1ik8h3i@4ax.com...
>>>> ynotssor schrieb:

>>>>> - Marie Antionette
>>>>
>>>> Another famous Austrian female export.
>>> ^
>>>Misspelt: sexpot.
>>
>> You think Marie Antoinette was sexy?
>
>Was. Not now.

You really love *all* kind of women.

== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 19 2007 1:33 pm
From: Elisabeth Mueller

Larry Krzewinski schrieb:

>On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 16:32:16 +0100, Elisabeth Mueller
><maelmill@eunet.at> wrote:
>
>>>>>>>> Der Werwolf!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> des Weswolfs ...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Nein! Der Werwolfski.
>>>>>
>>>>> I forgot you decline Polish.
>>>>
>>>>He can't even decline verbs.
>>>
>>>I says no to verbs.
>>
>>You do this the honest, hard way.
>
>Are you kidding?

Only lambing.

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TOPIC: Scottish Dentist
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/2816be6690c592af?hl=en
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== 1 of 9 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 19 2007 1:33 pm
From: Elisabeth Mueller

Greg Evans schrieb:

>Elisabeth Mueller wrote:
>
>> Are there children in rh?
>
>Do you mean in chronological age, or in terms of social development and
>maturity?

Of course I am asking about chronological age.
About terms of social development and maturity I already know.

== 2 of 9 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 19 2007 1:33 pm
From: Elisabeth Mueller

MosNot schrieb:

>
>"Elisabeth Mueller" <maelmill@eunet.at> wrote in message
>news:0fkbj3ddombimgfdvfehh98rtj0o8cj30c@4ax.com...

>> Are there children in rh?
>
>Childish. That would be Larry.
>The rest of us are just young at heart.

Especially you.

== 3 of 9 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 19 2007 1:33 pm
From: Elisabeth Mueller

MosNot schrieb:

>
>"Elisabeth Mueller" <maelmill@eunet.at> wrote in message
>news:mjkbj3tv2vn7er6m5gjajf2ajnmp3laoj0@4ax.com...
>> Larry Krzewinski schrieb:
>>
>>>On Fri, 9 Nov 2007 18:03:02 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>> I hope I am invited.
>>>>
>>>>Missed it. Tonight...pork chops and brussel sprouts.
>>>
>>>Brussels sprouts? Eww YUCK!
>>
>> But they are fun!
>
>Bet he doesn't like artichokes, either.

He doesn't know what is good.

== 4 of 9 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 19 2007 1:33 pm
From: Elisabeth Mueller

Greg Evans schrieb:

>SummersFrenzy wrote:
>
>> Artichokes taste nothing like brussel sprouts . . . i.e., it
>> is possible to like one but not the other
>
>Unless one doesn't have the proper tastebuds, and both are indistinguishable
>from wet cardboard.

So this is how they make them in America? Thanks for the warning.
They obviously not only ruin beer and cheese.

== 5 of 9 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 19 2007 1:33 pm
From: Elisabeth Mueller

Larry Krzewinski schrieb:

>On Sat, 10 Nov 2007 17:07:13 +0100, Elisabeth Mueller
><maelmill@eunet.at> wrote:
>

>>Are there children in rh?
>
>Well, there's Mos. And Greg can act childish once in awhile.

Really? I didn't recognize.

== 6 of 9 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 19 2007 1:33 pm
From: Elisabeth Mueller

MosNot schrieb:

>
>"Elisabeth Mueller" <maelmill@eunet.at> wrote in message
>news:igkbj31noh6pgiccc12dseukk5pdd3hjlh@4ax.com...
>> peachy ashie passion schrieb:
>>
>>
>>> Ugh. My kid has been eating those. Cheese and mayo on raisin bread.
>>
>> Kids will eat everything. They will grow up and develop tastebuds,
>> eventually.
>
>Until they do, they'll still want to go to McDonalds.

It's an easy to read sign of immaturity.

== 7 of 9 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 19 2007 1:37 pm
From: peachy ashie passion

Elisabeth Mueller wrote:

> MosNot schrieb:
>
>
>>"Elisabeth Mueller" <maelmill@eunet.at> wrote in message
>>news:igkbj31noh6pgiccc12dseukk5pdd3hjlh@4ax.com...
>>
>>>peachy ashie passion schrieb:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>> Ugh. My kid has been eating those. Cheese and mayo on raisin bread.
>>>
>>>Kids will eat everything. They will grow up and develop tastebuds,
>>>eventually.
>>
>>Until they do, they'll still want to go to McDonalds.
>
>
> It's an easy to read sign of immaturity.

I know. I can't HELP being immature!

== 8 of 9 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 19 2007 1:53 pm
From: "Greg Evans"

Elisabeth Mueller wrote:

>>> Artichokes taste nothing like brussel sprouts . . . i.e., it
>>> is possible to like one but not the other
>> Unless one doesn't have the proper tastebuds, and both are
>> indistinguishable from wet cardboard.
>
> So this is how they make them in America? Thanks for the warning.
> They obviously not only ruin beer and cheese.

<serious>
The produce itself is probably fine; as I understand it the ability to
taste the flavors of certain vegetables is genetically determined.
</serious>

== 9 of 9 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 19 2007 2:13 pm
From: "ynotssor"

In news:chv3k31brga7hioohs89i4sr8tjbad7gkt@4ax.com,
Elisabeth Mueller <maelmill@eunet.at> wrote:

>> Unless one doesn't have the proper tastebuds, and both are
>> indistinguishable from wet cardboard.
>
> So this is how they make them in America? Thanks for the warning.
> They obviously not only ruin beer and cheese.

He doesn't know that great artichokes are steamed with 1/2 of a whole
grapefruit, not "made".

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TOPIC: Stupid Mistake
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/6d770b0b3fcbb8e8?hl=en
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== 1 of 3 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 19 2007 1:33 pm
From: Elisabeth Mueller

MosNot schrieb:

>
>"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
>news:0dgnj3d86jh20ocamhdni0gkfggtvi03po@4ax.com...
>> On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 11:10:15 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
>> wrote:

>>>Cheese for everybody !
>>
>> <Elisabeth books a plane ticket>
>
>Extra cheese for Elisabeth !

A Mr. Bean Sketch comes to mind ....

== 2 of 3 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 19 2007 1:33 pm
From: Elisabeth Mueller

MosNot schrieb:

>Cheese for everybody !

Me first!

== 3 of 3 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 19 2007 1:40 pm
From: peachy ashie passion

Elisabeth Mueller wrote:

> MosNot schrieb:
>
>
>>Cheese for everybody !
>
>
> Me first!

Always you first, milady!

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TOPIC: Parody Commercials (Adult Content)
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/3a559d29d369e931?hl=en
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 19 2007 1:33 pm
From: Elisabeth Mueller

Larry Krzewinski schrieb:

>On Sat, 10 Nov 2007 17:07:15 +0100, Elisabeth Mueller
><maelmill@eunet.at> wrote:
>
>>>>>>>You know that I'm unforgettable.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>*whine*
>>>>>
>>>>>Let's just say that I really do know how to whine and dine a lady.
>>>>
>>>>I am sure you know.
>>>
>>>More whine, dear?
>>
>>Of course.
>
>Please, please, please pick up the check!

Did it fall down?

== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 19 2007 1:33 pm
From: Elisabeth Mueller

Larry Krzewinski schrieb:

>On Sat, 10 Nov 2007 17:07:15 +0100, Elisabeth Mueller
><maelmill@eunet.at> wrote:
>
>>>>>>><Larry says CHEESE>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>click click klick klick
>>>>>
>>>>>Are you sharpening a knife?
>>>>
>>>>Me? No, never.
>>>
>>>Ok. Are you sharpening your wood chipper?
>>
>>getting warmer ...
>
>Sharpen slower, dear.

Sharpening is a science of its own and should not be rushed.

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TOPIC: Two days
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/be16f8b4c2a63696?hl=en
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== 1 of 3 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 19 2007 1:33 pm
From: Elisabeth Mueller

Greg Evans schrieb:

>Elisabeth Mueller wrote:
>
>>>> Speak up.
>>> But they're not above me, they're in front of me! Besides,
>>> won't they think I'm pompous and snobbish with my nose
>>> in the air?
>>
>> You are right. Maybe you should speak down.
>
><mutters into beard>

Not that down.

== 2 of 3 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 19 2007 1:33 pm
From: Elisabeth Mueller

Larry Krzewinski schrieb:

>On Sat, 10 Nov 2007 17:07:15 +0100, Elisabeth Mueller
><maelmill@eunet.at> wrote:
>
>>>>>I always was good at whining and dining a girl.
>>>>
>>>>Now where have I heared that before?
>>>
>>>From me?
>>
>>Yup. Now pass the bottle.
>
>But it's already empty!

You call that "good at whining and dining"?

== 3 of 3 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 19 2007 1:33 pm
From: Elisabeth Mueller

MosNot schrieb:

>
>"Elisabeth Mueller" <maelmill@eunet.at> wrote in message
>news:2tkbj394bil1ptun8fo8aua235leapct9b@4ax.com...
>> MosNot schrieb:
>>
>>>
>>>"Elisabeth Mueller" <maelmill@eunet.at> wrote in message
>>>news:7mi9j31ecutjiht0jvivm7cb9umnsu9hbs@4ax.com...
>>>> MosNot schrieb:
>>
>>>>>Try answering while you are naked and standing on a chair.
>>>>
>>>> Okay.
>>>
>>><click, click, click>
>>
>> Is that the sound of an elevator?
>
>....um....I'm learning to tap dance ?

You like singing in the rain?

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TOPIC: surrender
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/c802089baaf3b7ea?hl=en
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 19 2007 1:33 pm
From: peachy ashie passion

SummersFrenzy wrote:

> Greg Evans wrote:
>
>>SummersFrenzy wrote:
>>
>>
>>>So long as his sir name is Johnson . . . you betcha I'll
>>>believe him . . . Peter doesn't lie . . . he might be addled,
>>>but he's honest
>>
>>Honest John(son)?
>
>
> <hands Greg a mirror> you tell me
>
>
I don't even know how a Johnson COULD lie.

== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 19 2007 1:57 pm
From: "Greg Evans"

peachy ashie passion wrote:

>>> Honest John(son)?
>> <hands Greg a mirror> you tell me
>
> I don't even know how a Johnson COULD lie.

Johnsons don't lie - they're proud, standup characters!

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TOPIC: ATJ.. Completely destroyed
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/3f2805ea1da0a7e1?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 19 2007 1:38 pm
From: peachy ashie passion

SummersFrenzy wrote:

> peachy ashie passion wrote:
>
>>SummersFrenzy wrote:
>>
>>
>>>No, that can't be it . . . . who ARE you and what have you
>>>done with peachy?
>>
>> *grin* What I did with peachy this weekend.. Now that'd be a story
>>all my own.
>
>
> And dropping a tease like that when someone else *knows* . . .
> <shaking head>
>
>
*grin* I know. I'm naughty!

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TOPIC: Christian group prays for troubled Hollywood Celebs--why?
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/e4ab34cd9400fc51?hl=en
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 19 2007 1:39 pm
From: peachy ashie passion

les_on_usenet wrote:

> On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 22:51:52 -0800, Tim Howard
> <tim.howard@suddenlink.net> wrote:
>
>
>>www.rawstory.com/news/mochila/Christian_group_prays_for_celebs_11152007.html
>>
>>Just to summarize the above story:
>>
>>A Christian group called the Hollywood Prayer Network, who according to
>>the story, has over 5,000 members (why has this group of weirdos not
>>gotten any attention before) has them pick a celeb to pray for.
>>Troubled celebs like Brittany, Lindsay, Paris, etc. are the top prayer
>>receivers. The group even claims one of their members met and gave a
>>Bible to Paris Hilton recently, and they plan "to pass one on to Spears
>>later this month." I guess they know her schedule. : )
>>
>>Why would they waste their time? According to the story, "Members of
>>the network, which has chapters in 16 U.S. cities and eight countries,
>>see Hollywood as the 21st century's largest mission field, a powerful
>>industry that can be used to sow the seeds of an international cultural
>>and religious revival." And if you are wondering if they really take
>>themselves this seriously and think marginally talented self-centered
>>Hollywood celebs are that important to everyone's lives, consider this
>>quote from one member, Robert Johnston, a professor of theology and
>>culture at Fuller Seminary in Pasadena...
>
>
> Me likesers thees :-)
>
> This is great. This 'in-your-face' clownish behavoir will help people
> recognise Christianity for what it is. Give them all the publicity
> they want and it will help accelerate the decline of their sad
> little cult with their comic beliefs and comic antics. How can anybody
> possibly take them seriously after this?

Well, the fact that they've been doing this for years and you never
knew suggests that it won't go far.

== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 19 2007 1:45 pm
From: Michael Gray

On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 22:51:52 -0800, Tim Howard
<tim.howard@suddenlink.net> wrote:

>www.rawstory.com/news/mochila/Christian_group_prays_for_celebs_11152007.html
>
>Just to summarize the above story:
>
>A Christian group called the Hollywood Prayer Network, who according to
>the story, has over 5,000 members (why has this group of weirdos not
>gotten any attention before) has them pick a celeb to pray for.
>Troubled celebs like Brittany, Lindsay, Paris, etc. are the top prayer
>receivers. The group even claims one of their members met and gave a
>Bible to Paris Hilton recently, and they plan "to pass one on to Spears
>later this month." I guess they know her schedule. : )
>
>Why would they waste their time?

Because they have a ready market of ignorant superstitious unthinking
cretins who are rich.

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TOPIC: Funny GOP Contender Graphic!
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/a06f8dca39bc4190?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 19 2007 1:49 pm
From: funnyguy

"Ignore All" < Hilarious. A great graphic to tick off your GOP
supporting friends...unless, of course, they have a sense of humor:

http://lazycomic.blogspot.com/2007/11/sad-but-true.html#rh

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