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Today's topics:
* 12/12/12 - 2 messages, 2 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/d2964a4ab1a46e7c?hl=en
* Stupid Mistake - 2 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/6d770b0b3fcbb8e8?hl=en
* Scottish Dentist - 7 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/2816be6690c592af?hl=en
* lost opportunity regained? - 3 messages, 3 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/8d4300ee33cbd5c8?hl=en
* no mo' "ho ho ho" - 2 messages, 2 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/fd7209995d93406c?hl=en
* Sex novels by instant download - 4 messages, 3 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/72fd6a8158cbf98d?hl=en
* Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner? - 3 messages, 3 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/75e18b4aba03f5c1?hl=en
* Funny Video - Top 10 Reasons to End the Writers' Strike - 1 messages, 1
author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/20a0e81f7bcf3e4c?hl=en
* What did mom say? - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/1354cb81a8151e19?hl=en
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TOPIC: 12/12/12
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/d2964a4ab1a46e7c?hl=en
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 3:59 pm
From: Rumplestiltskin
On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 08:05:18 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:
>
>"Snicker" <johnnaishwerner@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>news:1195017719.341301.104450@v2g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
>> On Nov 12, 11:51?am, Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>
>> wrote:
>>> 61 months to 12/12/12.
>>
>> One month to 12/13/2007
>
>
>Until now: No time.
>
>No time left for you
>On my way to better things
>No time left for you
>Got myself some wings
>got got got no time.....
>
Gawd....you ain't Canukistanian are ya?
--
Rumplestiltskin is my name, and humpin' wimmen is my game.
== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 6:18 pm
From: "MosNot"
"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:8kjpj35ab20hrcf1ho2eone6usn3hl5994@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 00:12:43 -0500, "Greg Evans"
> <gregevansREMOVE@charterBLATHER.net> wrote:
>
>>> No, see, I would have to pay them to Greg. Do I need to
>>> explain to you again how setup fees work?
>>
>>Setup fees work?? Not in my experience, they don't.
>
> Just because you don't pay yours doesn't mean that other folks don't
> honor their debts.
"Thy shall honor thy mother and thy father and thy debts."
Don't remember Charton Heston saying that one.
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TOPIC: Stupid Mistake
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/6d770b0b3fcbb8e8?hl=en
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 4:45 pm
From: "MosNot"
"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:3ojpj39ekdam9q0gkqm8haju8shca8nm75@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 08:33:16 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>>>>>> And without Greg there we can actually invite some
>>>>>>> women!!!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I can understand you not wanting me around; the competition for the
>>>>>>ladies'
>>>>>>attention would have been more than you could handle.
>>>>>
>>>>> No, we wouldn't have been able to catch them all again when they ran
>>>>> screaming from the party.
>>>>
>>>>Prey is always more fun when running and screaming.
>>>
>>> Let us know if you ever catch one.
>>
>>Thrill of the hunt is most often more
>>fun than the actual capture of the game.
>
> Obviously Mos has never caught one.
Obviously, you're wrong.
== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 4:46 pm
From: "MosNot"
"peachy ashie passion" <exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:823%i.7045$WN2.5438@trnddc08...
> MosNot wrote:
>
>> "Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
>> news:llhnj3hfrqnu46av7si5e5so6qaag37kv7@4ax.com...
>>
>>>On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:23:43 -0500, "Greg Evans"
>>><gregevansREMOVE@charterBLATHER.net> wrote:
>>>>>And without Greg there we can actually invite some
>>>>>women!!!
>>>>I can understand you not wanting me around; the competition for the
>>>>ladies'
>>>>attention would have been more than you could handle.
>>>No, we wouldn't have been able to catch them all again when they ran
>>>screaming from the party.
>>
>> Prey is always more fun when running and screaming.
>
> *makes a note*
And naked just makes it more interesting.
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TOPIC: Scottish Dentist
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/2816be6690c592af?hl=en
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== 1 of 7 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 4:54 pm
From: "MosNot"
"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:4rjpj35gef32v5oldaha4k1ojmhvvnsmlq@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 08:36:23 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>> And the score is
>>> Web 2.0 = 2
>>> Mos = 0
>>Like I really worry about how that won't pay my bills.
>
> Do what I do and you won't have to worry about it: Hire an accountant
> to pay your bills for you.
Oh, like he's going to use his money. Right.
== 2 of 7 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 4:55 pm
From: "MosNot"
"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:upjpj35to15paeb6c44am5jhgv08vqc1ph@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 21:33:40 GMT, peachy ashie passion
> <exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>>>The blog you say.
>>>
>>> I put it on Wikipedia.
>>
>> And the difference is... ?
>
> One is a blog and the other's a wiki.
Tomatoe, tomato
== 3 of 7 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 4:56 pm
From: "MosNot"
"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:b1kpj3tlttmmcf93le66o69u1ihanfn7ci@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 08:37:33 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>>>>>> Then you're finally grasping the basic tenet of Rule #1. Took you
>>>>>>> long enough!
>>>>>>Nope, still working on convincing you we don't believe you.
>>>>> Then you haven't read Rule #1 at all.
>>>>And you still don't understand we decide when it's been used.
>>>
>>> Good luck with that.
>>
>>No luck involved. We decide, and you
>>still don't understand how we did it.
>
> At the risk of repeating myself I shall reiterate "Good luck with
> that".
Risk of repeating yourself ?! HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa
BTW: you left two commas out of your statement.
== 4 of 7 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 4:57 pm
From: "MosNot"
"Greg Evans" <fake@bogus.com> wrote in message
news:5q3nibFttt8bU1@mid.individual.net...
> MosNot wrote:
>
>> I'm fully recovered, thanks.
>
> Now you and your chair seatcushion match?
Matching carpet and drapes. Sort of.
== 5 of 7 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 4:57 pm
From: "MosNot"
"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:dtjpj35smuh6f6493jh18rssbc0o1h2i0k@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:15:06 -0500, "Greg Evans" <fake@bogus.com>
> wrote:
>
>>> I'm fully recovered, thanks.
>>
>>Now you and your chair seatcushion match?
>
> A stitch in time saves Mos?
You mean now or then ?
== 6 of 7 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 4:58 pm
From: "MosNot"
"peachy ashie passion" <exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:DX2%i.7041$WN2.4208@trnddc08...
> Greg Evans wrote:
>
>> peachy ashie passion wrote:
>>
>>
>>>>I never called you a bitch.
>>>>Oh, but if you want to consider yourself one of the common
>>>>women and not The Exqusite Peach, it's totally your choice.
>>>
>>> Oh, you win the prize - that's definitely the BEST recovery
>>>I've ever seen.
>>
>>
>> But...did it work?
>>
>>
>
> Oh hellya. Anytime anyone puts in a little bit of effort, it counts in
> my book!
Larry must really be in your book
since he puts in very little effort.
== 7 of 7 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 4:59 pm
From: "MosNot"
"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:ivjpj39nblpnq9eie281n5u6m31bunqdqj@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 08:40:05 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>>>>>> After you called me a bitch in another thread? Why'd I wanna
>>>>>>> tell
>>>>>>> YOU something nastyfun?
>>>>>>I never called you a bitch.
>>>>>>Oh, but if you want to consider yourself one of the common women
>>>>>>and not The Exqusite Peach, it's totally your choice.
>>>>>
>>>>> I never knew Mos was that coordinated! He can spin and put on
>>>>> Chapstick at the same time.
>>>>
>>>>And you should see all the babes I've put it on with my stick, chap.
>>>
>>> Do we have to?
>>
>>Yes, yes you all do. In fact, you have to look twice.
>
> I can definitely do that since you've never caught any babes yet.
Oh, ye of little knowledge.
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TOPIC: lost opportunity regained?
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/8d4300ee33cbd5c8?hl=en
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== 1 of 3 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 6:07 pm
From: peachy ashie passion
ynotssor wrote:
> In news:M13%i.7043$WN2.6840@trnddc08,
> peachy ashie passion <exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>>>I think that I'm becoming way too predictable.
>>
>>Apparently not, since the whole topic began because I was
>>surprised.
>
>
> Actually, I'm the O.P. here.
Of the thread yes. Not of that topic.
== 2 of 3 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 6:35 pm
From: "ynotssor"
In news:BX6%i.7089$WN2.5457@trnddc08,
peachy ashie passion <exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>> Apparently not, since the whole topic began because I was
>>> surprised.
>>
>> Actually, I'm the O.P. here.
>
> Of the thread yes. Not of that topic.
I 0wn u.
== 3 of 3 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 8:35 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski
On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:27:18 -0500, "Greg Evans"
<gregevansREMOVE@charterBLATHER.net> wrote:
>>>> Actually, I'm the O.P. here.
>>> That's okay, we'll forgive you this time.
>>
>> Speak for yourself, Greg!
>
>I did. That was the Royal "we".
Royal we, my ass! WAIT! Do not do that!!!
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TOPIC: no mo' "ho ho ho"
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/fd7209995d93406c?hl=en
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 6:09 pm
From: peachy ashie passion
Greg Evans wrote:
> ynotssor wrote:
>
>
>>Next thing will be that Santa can't go down the chimney anymore (or
>>up it) because of the imagined sexual connotations.
>
>
> "He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake..."
> Santa - kindly old elf, or CIA spook?
>
>
Crazed stalker.
== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 6:14 pm
From: "Marvel"
"Greg Evans" <fake@bogus.com> wrote in message
news:5q3uj3Ftr7ovU1@mid.individual.net...
> ynotssor wrote:
>
>> Next thing will be that Santa can't go down the chimney anymore (or
>> up it) because of the imagined sexual connotations.
>
> "He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake..."
> Santa - kindly old elf, or CIA spook?
>
>
I'm thinking peeping tom or stalker, next Santa will be incarcerated.
(at which point the "goin down the chimney" may become an issue)
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TOPIC: Sex novels by instant download
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/72fd6a8158cbf98d?hl=en
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== 1 of 4 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 6:09 pm
From: peachy ashie passion
Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 21:41:42 GMT, peachy ashie passion
> <exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>>>>>As she struggled against her bonds, she couldn't help but notice his
>>>>>large, throbbing manhood. She had worked up a sweat trying to escape
>>>>>and lay exhausted, her naked body glistening in the moonlight. He had
>>>>>not failed to take notice of her exquisite form lying there. She was
>>>>>his for the taking. He gently placed a ball gag in her mouth and
>>>>>fastened it behind her head. All he had to do now what determine what
>>>>>an appropriate punishment would be for her infractions. He decided
>>>>>to...
>>>>
>>>> Cute, but where's the plot?
>>>
>>>In the next installment. Want a hint, little girl?
>>
>> No, please no. Pretty please?
>
>
> Where is your sense of adventure, young lady?
Waiting for a plot. And vocabulary. And perhaps a sparkle of magic.
== 2 of 4 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 6:19 pm
From: "MosNot"
"peachy ashie passion" <exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:PZ6%i.7091$WN2.2055@trnddc08...
> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 21:41:42 GMT, peachy ashie passion
>> <exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>>>>As she struggled against her bonds, she couldn't help but notice his
>>>>>>large, throbbing manhood. She had worked up a sweat trying to escape
>>>>>>and lay exhausted, her naked body glistening in the moonlight. He had
>>>>>>not failed to take notice of her exquisite form lying there. She was
>>>>>>his for the taking. He gently placed a ball gag in her mouth and
>>>>>>fastened it behind her head. All he had to do now what determine what
>>>>>>an appropriate punishment would be for her infractions. He decided
>>>>>>to...
>>>>> Cute, but where's the plot?
>>>>In the next installment. Want a hint, little girl?
>>> No, please no. Pretty please?
>> Where is your sense of adventure, young lady?
> Waiting for a plot. And vocabulary. And perhaps a sparkle of magic.
Jeez, give him an excuse to say something
about waving his wand at you.
== 3 of 4 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 8:33 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski
On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 02:09:51 GMT, peachy ashie passion
<exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>As she struggled against her bonds, she couldn't help but notice his
>>>>>>large, throbbing manhood. She had worked up a sweat trying to escape
>>>>>>and lay exhausted, her naked body glistening in the moonlight. He had
>>>>>>not failed to take notice of her exquisite form lying there. She was
>>>>>>his for the taking. He gently placed a ball gag in her mouth and
>>>>>>fastened it behind her head. All he had to do now what determine what
>>>>>>an appropriate punishment would be for her infractions. He decided
>>>>>>to...
>>>>>
>>>>> Cute, but where's the plot?
>>>>
>>>>In the next installment. Want a hint, little girl?
>>>
>>> No, please no. Pretty please?
>>
>> Where is your sense of adventure, young lady?
>
> Waiting for a plot. And vocabulary. And perhaps a sparkle of magic.
So you do want the next installment? Let me fire up them ol' brain
cells and see what kind of magic I kin create for ya.
== 4 of 4 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 8:34 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski
On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:19:20 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:
>>>>>>>As she struggled against her bonds, she couldn't help but notice his
>>>>>>>large, throbbing manhood. She had worked up a sweat trying to escape
>>>>>>>and lay exhausted, her naked body glistening in the moonlight. He had
>>>>>>>not failed to take notice of her exquisite form lying there. She was
>>>>>>>his for the taking. He gently placed a ball gag in her mouth and
>>>>>>>fastened it behind her head. All he had to do now what determine what
>>>>>>>an appropriate punishment would be for her infractions. He decided
>>>>>>>to...
>>>>>> Cute, but where's the plot?
>>>>>In the next installment. Want a hint, little girl?
>>>> No, please no. Pretty please?
>>> Where is your sense of adventure, young lady?
>> Waiting for a plot. And vocabulary. And perhaps a sparkle of magic.
>
>Jeez, give him an excuse to say something
>about waving his wand at you.
Wand? You mean my telephone Pole, right?
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TOPIC: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/75e18b4aba03f5c1?hl=en
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== 1 of 3 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 6:17 pm
From: Tiger
Uncle_vito wrote:
>Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
>
>
>
>Here is a little test that will help you decide.
>
>
>
>The answer can be found by posing the following question:
>
> You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
>children.
>
> Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner,
>locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife,
>and charges at you.
>
> You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
>You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
>
> What do you do?
>
> .............................................................
>
>
>
> THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>Democrat's Answer:
>
>
>
>Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
>
>Does the man look poor or oppressed?
>
>Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
>
>Could we run away?
>
>What does my wife think?
>
>What about the kids?
>
>Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his
>hand?
>
>What does the law say about this situation?
>
>Does the Kimber have appropriate safety built into it?
>
>Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this
>send to society and to my children?
>
>Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
>
>Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
>
>If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he
>was stabbing me?
>
>Should I call 9-1-1?
>
>Why is this street so deserted?
>
>We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier,
>healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
>
>This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few
>days and try to come to a consensus.
>
> ....................................................................................................................
>
>
>
> Republican's Answer:
>
>
>
> BANG!
>
> ..................................................................................................................
>
>
>
> Southerner's Answer:
>
>
>
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
>
> BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
>
>BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
>
>BANG! Click
>
>Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or
>Hollow Points?"
>
>Son: "Can I shoot the next one!"
>
>Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist
>
>
>
>
>-------------------------------------------------------
>Learn about rec.guns at
http://www.recguns.net
>Win a Fulton Armory "Predator" AR-15 accuracy rig while
>supporting our RKBA. Details at
>-------------------------------------------------------
>
>
A Repblician, but That Mason Dixon line is in short driving distance of
SE PA. :-) I guess I have to over the line to be a offical southerner?
== 2 of 3 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 6:39 pm
From: Omelet
In article <fhisnc$iil$1@grapevine.wam.umd.edu>,
"Uncle_vito" <uncle_vito2002@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
>
<snipped for space>
> Southerner's Answer:
>
>
>
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
>
> BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
>
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
>
> BANG! Click
>
> Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or
> Hollow Points?"
>
> Son: "Can I shoot the next one!"
>
> Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist
I'd seen this before, but it still always makes me chuckle. ;-)
--
Peace, Om
Remove - (dash) to validate gmail.
"Human nature seems to be to control other people until they put their foot down." -- Steve Rothstein
== 3 of 3 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 8:31 pm
From: "datalines@excite.com"
On Nov 15, 5:45 pm, "Uncle_vito" <uncle_vito2...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
>
> Here is a little test that will help you decide.
>
> The answer can be found by posing the following question:
>
> You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
> children.
>
> Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner,
> locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife,
> and charges at you.
>
> You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
> You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
>
> What do you do?
>
> .............................................................
>
> THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:
>
> Democrat's Answer:
>
> Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
>
> Does the man look poor or oppressed?
>
> Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
>
> Could we run away?
>
> What does my wife think?
>
> What about the kids?
>
> Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his
> hand?
>
> What does the law say about this situation?
>
> Does the Kimber have appropriate safety built into it?
>
> Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this
> send to society and to my children?
>
> Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
>
> Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
>
> If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he
> was stabbing me?
>
> Should I call 9-1-1?
>
> Why is this street so deserted?
>
> We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier,
> healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
>
> This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few
> days and try to come to a consensus.
>
> ....................................................................................................................
>
> Republican's Answer:
>
> BANG!
>
> ..................................................................................................................
>
> Southerner's Answer:
>
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
>
> BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
>
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
>
> BANG! Click
>
> Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or
> Hollow Points?"
>
> Son: "Can I shoot the next one!"
>
> Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist
>
> -------------------------------------------------------
> Learn about rec.guns at
http://www.recguns.net
> Win a Fulton Armory "Predator" AR-15 accuracy rig while
> supporting our RKBA. Details at
http://www.myguns.net
> -------------------------------------------------------
Why are we allowing this political junk here? This group is about
guns, not politics.
There are alot of Republicans who are anti-gun
I know alot of Democrats who are pro-gun
and there are alot of Southerners who don't want to have anything
to do with Guns.
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TOPIC: Funny Video - Top 10 Reasons to End the Writers' Strike
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/20a0e81f7bcf3e4c?hl=en
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Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 6:55 pm
From: funnyguy
I'd trade this for a strike by reality TV producers any day...
On Nov 15, 8:55 am, "Publisher" <st...@janceemusic.com> wrote:
> IMO, this is a strike that SHOULD go on for years.
>
> "funnyguy" <sllrph...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> news:ae20609c-54ec-430c-a68a-ef400e0f4818@a28g2000hsc.googlegroups.com...
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> > Funny spoof on how much the writers' strike sucks for TV
> > viewers...especially late night viewers:
>
> >http://lazycomic.blogspot.com/2007/11/waiting-on-writing.html#rh
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TOPIC: What did mom say?
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/1354cb81a8151e19?hl=en
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Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 7:34 pm
From: funzy
http://www.gentlemenshumor.com/mumsddvicel.html
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