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TOPIC: November 12 Puns
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/736bf3f6e040aa5a?hl=en
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== 1 of 6 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 12 2007 9:52 am
From: Tim Bruening

Michael L Kankiewicz wrote:

> My school is having a baking contest to raise money for the United
Way.
>
> The name of the contest is, of course....
>
> |
> |
> V
>
> "Kneading Dough"

A Pursing Mission!

Pursing: Singing feline.

Ly Rick: A musical man.

== 2 of 6 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 12 2007 9:52 am
From: Tim Bruening

> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40307005.66F7CB66@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > mike wheeEler wrote:
> >
> > > In article <MzNsb.107886$Ou6.80688@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk>,
> > > nemo@naughtylass2.wet, nemo was looking at the world oddly when:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > >news:3FB326AA.4DE0EDE9@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >> Subplot: Underwater farm.
> > > >>
> > > >Subaerial: Works at Ultra Low Frequency. (Shhhhhhhhhh. Top secret

> still!!)
> > > >
> > > >Subarid: Underwater desert.
> > > >Subbing: Sings lower than Crosby.
> > > >Subcranial: Pertianing to underwater lifting gear.
> > > >
> > > Subcranial: less than lofty thoughts
> >
> > Subconscious: Aware underwater.
>
> Subclass: In a school's cellar.
>
> Subdolous: Under a US bank vault.
>
> Subduct: A pair of skinny legs with webbed feets!

Substage: Where subplots are played out.

== 3 of 6 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 12 2007 9:52 am
From: Tim Bruening

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:3F97619A.E5D6EC44@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:3F93AFA3.8FEC4131@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Pinesol: A sad household cleaner.
> > > > >
> > > > > Joy: A happy household cleaner.
> > > > >
> > > > > Lysol: An untruthful household cleaner.
> > > >
> > > > Comet: A cleaner that's out of this world.
> > > >
> > > Trainee cook on an asteriod: Comet Chef.
> >
> > Clo-rox: Rocks that clean.
> >
> > Clor-ox: A draft animal that cleans.
> >
> (UK prefix)
>
> Chlorhexidine: Clean way to put a curse on the head of a college.
>
> Chlorococcum: Clean way to have intercourse.
>
> Chlorodyne: Clean restaurant.
>
> Chlorophyta: Clean boxer.

Would you like to take a Chloride or a Fluoride? Would you like to ride
in a Carbon?

Carbon Nate: Soft drink man.

== 4 of 6 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 12 2007 9:52 am
From: Tim Bruening

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:3F976166.DCF5BDAD@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:3F938D7E.47078E2F@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > news:3F91A12D.C2D09AB1@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > > Forklift: Machine used to lift forks.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Pitchfork: A fork that throws baseballs.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Trident: Attempt to put ding marks in submarines.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Trident: 3 dents.
> > > > > >
> > > > > Mordent: Lots of acid teeth.
> > > >
> > > > Concavity: Criminal with a tooth ache.
> > > >
> > > McCavity: Cat with a tooth ache.
> >
> > Me-Ow!
> >
> Everybody-Ow in that situation!

Meowing: Flying cat.

== 5 of 6 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 12 2007 9:53 am
From: Tim Bruening

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:3F9767F3.EDE43605@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:3F9196EE.891B7EF2@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Orkin: Children of mineral bearing rocks.
> > > >
> > > Baring straits - non-gay strippers.
> >
> > Bearing: A ring that turns you into a bear.
> >
> Ball-Bearing. A sphere that turns you testes into those of a bear.
>
> Ball Race: Vet chasing a tom cat!

Atom Bomb: Exploding male cat.

Atom Mick, Neutron Nick, Electron Nick, Elect Ron, Elect Ted: Nuclear
people.

== 6 of 6 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 12 2007 9:53 am
From: Tim Bruening

nemo wrote:

> dobey the elf <dobeygjr@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1103429879.683557.85140@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> >
> > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > Jon Delaney wrote:
> > >
> > > > "J. A. Mc." <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:0v2oe0dc5a4plealbjvmtkns6d55gk2mnu@4ax.com...
> > > > > On Wed, 7 Jul 2004 10:59:01 +0930, "Sheila Dundee"
> > > > > <CorKa@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating
> > about:
> > > > >
> > > > > >"Jenni Saqua" <mara326@awol.com> wrote in message
> > > > > >news:40eb1129$0$61938$d368eab@news.calweb.com
> > > > > >> "Sheila Dundee" wrote ...
> > > > > >>> "J. A. Mc." wrote
> > > > > >>>> On Tue, 06 Jul Pierre Abbat found these unused words
> > floating
> > > > > >>>> about:
> > > > > >>>>
> > > > > >>>>> Sheila Dundee wrote:
> > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>> It's difficult to dance in high eeled shoes.
> > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > >>>>> Are you dancing the Virginia eel?
> > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > >>>> Just a little eel and toe tapping.
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> And if I lose my glass slippery will come looking for me.
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >> If 'e don't, wEel give 'im a good cloggin' we will!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I see we are right in step, sister!
> > > > > >
> > > > > So you're both about Sabot age?
> > > >
> > > > And now a song from Elvers Presley............
> > > > >
> > >
> > > Presley: Korean newspaper.
> > Korean newspaper: reading between the Li Ings?
> >
> Government newspaper that uses Operant Conditioning, the stress from the
> negative reinforcement in which gives you a pain in the belly: Gut Oppress.

Operant: Ant surgeon.

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TOPIC: November 12 Puns
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/55fcf36ee840fdef?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 12 2007 9:52 am
From: Tim Bruening

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41C4F010.8606F0AF@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:41C29AD6.F9CBAFE7@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Randolf Richardson wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > ""nemo" <nemo@newtylust.nit>" wrote in alt.humor.puns:
> > > > >
> > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > > news:41B80556.CF1E47C@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > >
> > > > > >> Baker: Pastry dog.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Gawker: Tourist dog.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Kayacker: Dog with oars.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Knocker: A door to door salesdog.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Panicker: Frightened dog.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Picnicker: Dog out for fun in the sun.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Picker: Dog harvesting crops.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Staker: Barky the Dog Vampire Slayer.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Stalker: A procrastinating dog.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Starker: Famous dog actor.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Stoker: Dog tending a fire.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Streaker: Nude dog.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Striker: Dog on a union picket line.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Striker: Dog pitching ace.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Sucker: Dog lollipop.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Sticker: Sellotape Sealyham.
> > > > >
> > > > > Sticky: A wooden key.
> > > >
> > > > Balky: Spheroid key.
> > > >
> > > > Chalky: Key to a blackboard, or an Afro-American board.
> > > >
> > > > Donkey: Mafia key.
> > > >
> > > > Faulty: Tea that shakes.
> > > >
> > > > Hickey: Key that bites.
> > > >
> > > > Inky: Key to a pen.
> > > >
> > > > Jerky: Obnoxious key.
> > > >
> > > > Lucky: Key that wins lotteries.
> > > >
> > > > Monk-Key: Religious primate that preaches a key.
> > > >
> > > > Perky: Price of a locksmith.
> > > >
> > > Parky: Schlussel to warmer weather.
> > >
> > > (It *is* tricky sometimes to avoid using part of the pun word in the
> > > definition!)
> >
> > Risky: Adventurous key.
> >
> Pinkey: Operates a barrel-type lock.

Pinkey: Communist key.

Ready: Communist demon.

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TOPIC: Veterans' Day Puns
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/d59e0fce6865acd0?hl=en
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 12 2007 9:53 am
From: Tim Bruening

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:42296B43.9E6F96BD@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:4129B3E7.11DD380F@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > VAT: Tax on beer.
> > > >
> > > > Hebrew: What a male beer maker did.
> > >
> > > North Semitic: A gove-wearing ancestor of his who used to sail the
> > seas
> > > between the UK and Scandinavia.
> > >
> >
> > Semitic: Jewish parasite (the insect, not the human).
>
> Half a flea would have been a safer ting to say! - unless you're trying to
> do an imitation of Ken Livingstone!
>
> He's coming very close to losing my vote!
>
> http://icnorthlondononline.icnetwork.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=15258169&method=
> full&siteid=50102&headline=livingstone-attacks-israel-s-pm-name_page.html
>
> http://news.google.com/news?q=+%22Ken+Livingstone%22&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&sa=N
> &as_qdr=all&tab=nn&oi=newsr
>
> Unless your reader supports links this long, you'll have to copy and paste
> these URLs into the Address Field or they won't work.
>
> Address Field: Piece of agricultural land that's going to have houses built
> on it.

Address Field: Field to which female lower clothing will be added.

== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 12 2007 9:53 am
From: Tim Bruening

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:42296951.9A576DFB@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > "J. A. Mc." wrote:
> >
> > > On Tue, 20 Jan 2004 09:40:59 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> > > <CorKa@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating about:
> > >
> > > >Jenni Saqua wrote:
> > > >> "J. A. Mc." <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> > > >> news:1h3o00poln22bn08r08ti60u4cgcntea3b@4ax.com...
> > > >>> On Mon, 19 Jan 2004 00:16:32 -0800, "Jenni Saqua"
> > > >>> <mara326no@spamnetscape.net> found these unused words floating
> about:
> > > >>>
> > > >>>> I either have a crush on one of the actors on CSI... or I'm just
> > > >>>> being swayed by the bawdy of evidence.
> > > >>>>
> > > >>> My 'a my! Just can't LV them alone? If it gets too bad you could be
> > > >>> suing Sidle.
> > > >>>
> > > >> Some of us Calleigh fornians (a la Arnold) are too laid back to sue.
> > > >> But, perhaps I cadaver arrested ...?
> > > >
> > > >This thread is autopsy turvy :-(
> > > >
> > > You could always give Viv a section to work on ...
> >
> > Autopsy: Ocean of car tops.
>
> Lithotripsy: Ocean where you fall over smashed up lumps of people's kidney
> stones.

Kidney: Knee of a child.

Beanie: Knee of an apine.

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TOPIC: November 11 Puns
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/1527fc2929a30a9d?hl=en
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 12 2007 9:53 am
From: Tim Bruening

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:42296AEC.D19632F5@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > "nemo" <nemo@naughtylust.wet> wrote in message
> > news:...
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:4129AFC7.F6E073B5@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Sheila Dundee wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > J. A. Mc. wrote:
> > > > > > On Mon, 5 Jan 2004 17:22:24 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> > > > > > <CorKa@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating
> > about:
> > > > > >
> > > > > >> Kathy wrote:
> > > > > >>> "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
> > > > > >>> news:si_Jb.309341$Y72.81374@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...
> > > > > >>>> Sung by a couple of pimps who run a group of girls working at
> > the
> > > > > >>>> top the the Telecomm Tower:
> > > > > >>>>
> > > > > >>>> "High ho! High ho! It's off to work we go . . . . "
> > > > > >>>>
> > > > > >>> Feeling a little flushed, off they go to the johns.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> I was loose myself yesterday but I hope to pickup today.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > > It's about time Tundra some work out of you! <G>
> > > > >
> > > > > Icy they have new wipers!
> > > >
> > > > Viper: Snakes used to clean wet windshields.
> > > >
> > > > Viper: Snake price.
> > > >
> > > > Saturn: Car with a ring.
> > > >
> > > Viper: Snake price???
> > >
> > > Sod it! I've adder nough!
> >
> > Subtract: A political document (such as the Communist Manifesto) under
> > water.
> >
> Manny Festo: A guy with a nasty skin condition.
>
> Manny Pesto: A guy with a nasty a pine kernel and herb sauce all over him.
>
> Pine Kernel: A high-ranking Lumberjack.

Manny: Knee of a male adult.

== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 12 2007 9:53 am
From: Tim Bruening

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:422969F7.36DCF41B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > mike wheeEler wrote:
> >
> > > In article <voru107cq5hu22@corp.supernews.com>, mbalar@ev1.net, Michael
> > > Balarama was looking at the world oddly when:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >"nemo" <nemo@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
> > > >news:hOjjb.40287$SJ5.36359@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...
> > > >>
> > > >> Dragon <dragon101@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> > > >> news:bmhuc0$neb$1@titan.btinternet.com...
> > > >> > Mix some Plaster of Paris with your hair gel.
> > > >> >
> > > >> > You will get a hold that will last all day.
> > > >> > -
> > > >> > And all night
> > > >> > -
> > > >> > and all week.
> > > >
> > > >First we were plastered in Paris,
> > > >/ Then we were frying in Greece.
> > > >and it held all day.
> > > >
> > > And all night he was gettin' Ibizia with his chic..
> >
> > Tipping: Musical money given to waitresses and waiters.
>
> Gratuity: Beverage for people with seriously off-white teeth.

Chronos: Time traveling noses.

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TOPIC: Remembrance Day Puns
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/fd82e95b34656b49?hl=en
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 12 2007 9:53 am
From: Tim Bruening

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4229697D.32EF457D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Cape Verde: Nation of green cloaks.
> >
> > Denmark: Nation of bedrooms full of German currency.
> >
> > Egypt: Nation of Internet scams.
> >
> > Greece: A fat nation.
> >
> > Turkey: Country of food birds.
>
> Saint Lucia: Island where everythiong falls to bits.

Lesbo: Island of female homosexual neck decorations.

== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 12 2007 9:53 am
From: Tim Bruening

nemo wrote:

> Buffalo Chilkat <mammal@watering.hole> wrote in message
> news:rsssqvgc6rpdv08kegbu24nrgtirre0jf2@4ax.com...
> >
> > College of Marine Biology - schools of fish!
>
> Ditto for Cetaceans: University of Wales.

Bewail: Very large bee that swims in the sea, along with Puff, the
Maaagic Draaagon.

Gunwale: Very large cetacean with a chemically powered projectile
weapon.

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TOPIC: Stupid Mistake
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/6d770b0b3fcbb8e8?hl=en
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== 1 of 4 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 12 2007 9:56 am
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 12:11:58 -0500, "Greg Evans"
<gregevansREMOVE@charterBLATHER.net> wrote:

>>>>> You know what they call people who willingly give it
>>>>> away for free...
>>>> Happily single.
>>> The answer I was looking for is "poor".
>>
>> You want to be happily poor ?
>
>"Happy" will suffice.

To dream the impossible dream...

== 2 of 4 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 12 2007 10:17 am
From: "MosNot"

"Greg Evans" <gregevansREMOVE@charterBLATHER.net> wrote in message
news:5prfr0FsgetfU1@mid.individual.net...
> MosNot wrote:
>
>>>>> You know what they call people who willingly give it
>>>>> away for free...
>>>> Happily single.
>>> The answer I was looking for is "poor".
>>
>> You want to be happily poor ?
>
> "Happy" will suffice.

But for some reason, you settled for "poor".

== 3 of 4 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 12 2007 10:19 am
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:8s4hj3d8le1kvuedue85lndsm0pj3vk67j@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 12:11:58 -0500, "Greg Evans"
> <gregevansREMOVE@charterBLATHER.net> wrote:
>
>>>>>> You know what they call people who willingly give it
>>>>>> away for free...
>>>>> Happily single.
>>>> The answer I was looking for is "poor".
>>> You want to be happily poor ?
>>"Happy" will suffice.
>
> To dream the impossible dream...

Speaking of which.....how's your luck
with Summer, Elisabeth, or Peachy ?

== 4 of 4 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 12 2007 10:24 am
From: "ynotssor"

In news:8s4hj3d8le1kvuedue85lndsm0pj3vk67j@4ax.com,
Larry Krzewinski <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote:

>>> You want to be happily poor ?
>>
>> "Happy" will suffice.
>
> To dream the impossible dream...

He keeps searching for the 24 oz. Budweiser that he can admit to drinking.

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TOPIC: Two days
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/be16f8b4c2a63696?hl=en
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 12 2007 9:56 am
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 08:21:40 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>>>> Be careful with your body parts. Somebody might have use of them
>>>>>>>> later.
>>>>>>>That would be him.
>>>>>> Mos finally admits that I am somebody!
>>>>>Him is not a name.
>>>>
>>>> But him me!
>>>
>>>Then who is you ?
>>
>> Me you, too.
>
>Then, you're not him, now.

Him you me, too.

== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 12 2007 10:25 am
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:hu4hj3pc63eu3mtknd7fbtbqis692toqhd@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 08:21:40 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
>>>>>>>>> Be careful with your body parts. Somebody might have use of them
>>>>>>>>> later.
>>>>>>>>That would be him.
>>>>>>> Mos finally admits that I am somebody!
>>>>>>Him is not a name.
>>>>> But him me!
>>>>Then who is you ?
>>> Me you, too.
>>Then, you're not him, now.
>
> Him you me, too.

Not my kink.

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TOPIC: Scottish Dentist
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/2816be6690c592af?hl=en
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== 1 of 4 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 12 2007 9:58 am
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 08:18:40 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>> <Larry gags at the thought>
>>>
>>>Really difficult for ya to think, huh.
>>
>> About Brussels sprouts, yes.
>
>What brussel sprouts ?

Exactly!

== 2 of 4 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 12 2007 9:59 am
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 08:21:00 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>See why I say your opinions don't count.
>>>> There's a reason that I don't number them, Mos.
>>>Because one is the loneliest number.
>>
>> No, because they all fight to be number 1. I can't afford to show any
>> favoritism.
>
>So you don't care who you vote for.

I can't answer that if my opinions don't count.

== 3 of 4 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 12 2007 10:21 am
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
> On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 08:18:40 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>

>>>>> <Larry gags at the thought>
>>>>Really difficult for ya to think, huh.
>>> About Brussels sprouts, yes.
>>What brussel sprouts ?
>
> Exactly!

There aren't any here, so why ya tryin' to think about them ?

== 4 of 4 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 12 2007 10:23 am
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:235hj3hd60u2colea18ktcso5ak4fjv1go@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 08:21:00 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>>>>>See why I say your opinions don't count.
>>>>> There's a reason that I don't number them, Mos.
>>>>Because one is the loneliest number.
>>> No, because they all fight to be number 1. I can't afford to show any
>>> favoritism.
>>So you don't care who you vote for.
>
> I can't answer that if my opinions don't count.

Exactly.

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TOPIC: Fatties
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 12 2007 10:05 am
From: "Michael N. LeVine"

In article <5prgs3Fsrg19U1@mid.individual.net>,
"ynotssor" <ynotssor@example.org> wrote:

> In news:Aj%Zi.236$R_4.220@newsb.telia.net,
> Harry <oeieio@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > A silly question, but if someone is really fat, and has a swollen
> > arm, then how do they know?
>
> "It's all in the wrist."

I think you put your finger on the solution
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 12 2007 10:20 am
From: "MosNot"

"Harry" <oeieio@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:Aj%Zi.236$R_4.220@newsb.telia.net...
>A silly question, but if someone is really fat, and has a swollen arm, then
> how do they know?

Bets are you still wonder if you can give a coloured person a black eye.

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Posted by NrSD, Senin, 12 November 2007 10.25

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