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TOPIC: surrender
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/c802089baaf3b7ea?hl=en
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== 1 of 5 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 4:59 am
From: "Greg Evans"

Larry Krzewinski wrote:

> Sorry, had to do it. My Bwahaha was expiring tomorrow.

Sounds to me like it already has.

== 2 of 5 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 7:24 am
From: "MosNot"

"SummersFrenzy" <icediamond_desire@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> MosNot wrote:
>> Greg Evans wrote"
>>
>>>>>>> I thought it was "Second star to the right, and straight
>>>>>>> on 'til morning"?
>>>>>> You will never, never find the secret entry that way.
>>>>> You've Hooked me with your description.
>>>>
>>>> The fun of this conversation is petering out.
>>>
>>> It's just wendyng its way through the usual plot twists and turns.
>>
>> Some people might get lost, boys.
>
> Quit tinkering with this thimble before you lose your marbles

Then I'd be a shadow of my former self.

== 3 of 5 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 7:30 am
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 20:33:36 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>>>> Nope. And my handwriting is terrible enough to begin with.
>>>>
>>>>And surely to end with.
>>>
>>> A period, usually.
>>
>>You properly used a comma !
>
> I also properly used a period and I don't hear you commenting on that.
> You are punctuation prejudiced. I'm gonna get the NAACP* after you.
>
> *National Association of Commas and Periods

Me, punctuation prejudiced ?! You're moreso than I am.
You're the one that keeps omitting the commas, yet you
always use a period. Yeah, and you suffer from question
mark abuse. You use it often, yet rarely use an exclamation mark.
Turn yourself in for neglecting the minorities and always favouring the
majorities.

== 4 of 5 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 7:31 am
From: "MosNot"

"Greg Evans" <gregevansREMOVE@charterBLATHER.net> wrote in message
news:5qio9cF109jmnU1@mid.individual.net...
> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>
>>> Stop volunteering me to volunteer Mos.
>>
>> Return my Yugo and I'll consider it.
>
> <gives Yugo a spirited shove>
> Good thing you're closer to sea level than I am...
>

Some of us are glad to live uphill from y'all.

== 5 of 5 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 7:35 am
From: "Greg Evans"

MosNot wrote:

> Some of us are glad to live uphill from y'all.

And we all wish you'd quit pissing in the creek.

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TOPIC: Chinese food
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/2450e65bb085dfcf?hl=en
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== 1 of 6 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 5:02 am
From: "Greg Evans"

Larry Krzewinski wrote:

>> "Strenuous exercise", for Larry, means having to get up off
>> the couch to get another beer from the fridge.
>
> I hate doing that! That was the primary reason I got married.

"Get me a beer before it starts."

== 2 of 6 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 5:04 am
From: "Greg Evans"

Larry Krzewinski wrote:

>>>> "Strenuous exercise", for Larry, means having to get up
>>>> off the couch to get another beer from the fridge.
>>> Sure it's not having to lift a filet o fish sammich to his
>>> mouth ?
>> Shoot, that requires a major expedition - he has to actually
>> *walk out of his house* to get to his car, then drive it to
>> McDonalds to get the food!
>
> It ain't easy getting those keys in the ignition.

Especially after all those beers.

== 3 of 6 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 5:06 am
From: "Greg Evans"

Larry Krzewinski wrote:

> How many marching bands waltz?

Marching and waltzing don't mix, unless the marchers each have three legs.

== 4 of 6 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 2:06 am
From: "SummersFrenzy"

Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>
>>> I do have mirrors, you know.
>>
>>Then quit asking for 'em!
>
> I'd like to go on record and state that I have never ever asked for a
> mirror here in rec.humor. If you want to give them to me, then that's
> your business.

That's probably one of the sadder uses of Rule#1

== 5 of 6 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 5:35 am
From: "Greg Evans"

Larry Krzewinski wrote:

>> I figured California McDonalds has home delivery.
>
> No, not yet. That would be the answer to the majority
> of my prayers, though.

The rest no doubt having to do with a blind 20-year-old nymphomaniac in a
bikini...

== 6 of 6 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 5:36 am
From: "Greg Evans"

SummersFrenzy wrote:

>> Discretion is the better part of valor. Or, why would I want
>> this particular adventure to be my last?
>
> Miss Elisabeth isn't worthy of your last? <raised eyebrow>
> Dare ya to admit what/who is worthy

I'll let you know as soon as I encounter a suitable candidate.

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TOPIC: Sex novels by instant download
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/72fd6a8158cbf98d?hl=en
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== 1 of 3 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 2:08 am
From: "SummersFrenzy"

Larry Krzewinski wrote:
MosNot wrote:
>
>>>>Only because once you do a good job,
>>>>others expect you to do better.
>>>
>>> When have I ever done a good job?
>>
>>We keep expecting that.
>
> Me doing a good job, or me asking when have I done a good job?

<nod nod> precisely

== 2 of 3 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 7:22 am
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 20:27:14 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>>>>>>>> Some folks obviously have absolutely no reading comprehension
>>>>>>>>> skills
>>>>>>>>> at all.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>SRPOTW !!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Not even close. Nice try, though.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Oh, my bad. It should have been SRPOTY.
>>>>>
>>>>> You obviously underestimate my skills. It should have been the SRPOTD
>>>>> award.
>>>>
>>>>Only because once you do a good job,
>>>>others expect you to do better.
>>>
>>> When have I ever done a good job?
>>
>>We keep expecting that.
>
> Me doing a good job, or me asking when have I done a good job?

Yes, exactly.

== 3 of 3 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 7:22 am
From: "MosNot"

"SummersFrenzy" <icediamond_desire@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> MosNot wrote:
>>
>>>>>Only because once you do a good job,
>>>>>others expect you to do better.
>>>>
>>>> When have I ever done a good job?
>>>
>>>We keep expecting that.
>>
>> Me doing a good job, or me asking when have I done a good job?
>
> <nod nod> precisely

Very close to my answer. ...oo, spooky...

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TOPIC: Scottish Dentist
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/2816be6690c592af?hl=en
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== 1 of 5 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 5:23 am
From: "Greg Evans"

SummersFrenzy wrote:

>>> Which brings us back to Summer the plumber.
>> Ehh, so she runs hot and cold.
>
> You want lukewarm, you gotta accept still water

i.e. "stagnant"?

== 2 of 5 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 5:22 am
From: "Greg Evans"

Larry Krzewinski wrote:

>> ... Possum Junction, but that
>> doesn't really qualify as human life there.
>
> That's what I've been trying to tell you guys all along!

So you admit to deliberately mounting a libel-and-slander campaign?

== 3 of 5 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 5:27 am
From: "Greg Evans"

SummersFrenzy wrote:

>> Fast food joints rarely have much to do with nature.
>
> Good point . . . last time I went to one, they took offense
> at my request for au natural attire

I don't blame them. I wouldn't go near one of those deep fryers without a
layer or two of protection!

== 4 of 5 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 5:27 am
From: "Greg Evans"

MosNot wrote:

>> Fast food joints rarely have much to do with nature.
>
> I dunno about that since there's often large herds in there.

LOL! Good point.

== 5 of 5 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 7:33 am
From: "MosNot"

"SummersFrenzy" <icediamond_desire@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> MosNot wrote:
>> SummersFrenzy wrote:
>>
>>> I'm not the one eatin' at fast food joints of any nature . . .
>>
>> Not even Schlotzsky's or Quiznos ?.
>
> ....... Quiznos don't have drive-thru's . . ........

<sigh> Everybody's always in a bloody hurry.

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TOPIC: I usually don't plug websites, but... Lets Say Thanks
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/bc539675a937ecf6?hl=en
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 5:29 am
From: "Greg Evans"

Larry Krzewinski wrote:

> Paisley doesn't really go with my eyes.

So what does go with "jaundiced and bloodshot", then?

== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 5:33 am
From: "Greg Evans"

Larry Krzewinski wrote:

> If our troops think that I'm wearing a burqa they have
> got another thing coming.

A burqa would look better on you than that muu-muu...

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TOPIC: Stupid Mistake
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/6d770b0b3fcbb8e8?hl=en
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 5:34 am
From: "Greg Evans"

Larry Krzewinski wrote:

>> I am now officially Very Disturbed.
>
> You were very disturbed before I even wrote that.

Now it's official.

== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 7:18 am
From: "MosNot"

"Greg Evans" <gregevansREMOVE@charterBLATHER.net> wrote in message
news:5qiqecF10ehveU1@mid.individual.net...
> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>
>>> I am now officially Very Disturbed.
>>
>> You were very disturbed before I even wrote that.
>
> Now it's official.

What ?! Before Larry votes on it ?

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TOPIC: Video: Cannibal Joke - Get It? (a little animation test)
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/fb619a3cb25d8bd2?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 6:31 am
From: William Miller

x-no-archive: yes

Cannibal Joke - Get It?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=neUI-PrhhwU

(a little animation test)

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TOPIC: 12/12/12
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/d2964a4ab1a46e7c?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 7:21 am
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:2dt7k3tq04vr7lb5gj8k8njvjv0qec0i28@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 20:26:46 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>>>>>>>> You're the one who thinks he's a "nice guy".
>>>>>>>>Rule #1 !
>>>>>>> It's in the archives, Mos. You actually said you liked him quite a
>>>>>>> number of times. Don't make me post your quotes here.
>>>>>>Wasn't me. If you want to prove it,
>>>>>>post the quotes including the conversation.
>>>>> Including your IP address?
>>>>Why not ? I already posted my fax number.
>>>
>>> That wasn't your fax number.
>>
>>I have to admit, "that" is not my fax number.
>
> I know! The number you posted was for the Department of Homeland
> Security. Do you know they have absolutely no sense of humor? I am
> never faxing them another Xerox of my butt again!

DH ? Oh, so close, yet so far. And yes, we do have a sense
of humour, only we thought the photo was of your face.

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