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TOPIC: Scottish Dentist
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/2816be6690c592af?hl=en
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== 1 of 7 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 20 2007 5:48 pm
From: "SummersFrenzy"

Bill Colmers wrote:
>
>>> and their affinity for your receptors?
>>
>> They have affinity? Yay!
>
> Otherwise thye wouldn't work. That would then be a "loss-of-function
> mutation".

They work? That doesn't sound so yay. As for mutation, that's a bit personal

== 2 of 7 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 20 2007 5:50 pm
From: "SummersFrenzy"

Bill Colmers wrote:
> "ynotssor"
>
>> Do bats have eyebrows too?
>
> Sorta kinda:
> http://tinyurl.com/37jo6a

Awww . . . Cute !!

== 3 of 7 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 20 2007 6:24 pm
From: "MosNot"

"Greg Evans" <gregevansREMOVE@charterBLATHER.net> wrote in message
news:5qf2tnFvdj1nU1@mid.individual.net...
> MosNot wrote:
>
>> Since you didn't specify the sexy women in r.h. only:
>> Looks like you'll be busy a long time since no matter
>> what women look like and what they weight, most of
>> them think they are sexy when they're horny.
>
> http://tinyurl.com/ynq5om

That, too.

== 4 of 7 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 20 2007 6:27 pm
From: "MosNot"

"SummersFrenzy" <icediamond_desire@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> MosNot wrote:
>> SummersFrenzy wrote:
>>
>>> so microwaved, pre-packaged is better . . . okie dokes
>>
>> What ever floats your boat, Miss Dokes.
>
> I'm not the one eatin' at fast food joints of any nature . . .

Not even Schlotzsky's or Quiznos ?.

== 5 of 7 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 20 2007 6:51 pm
From: "Greg Evans"

SummersFrenzy wrote:

> I'm not the one eatin' at fast food joints of any nature . . .

Fast food joints rarely have much to do with nature.

== 6 of 7 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 20 2007 6:56 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:50:27 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>>How can you be so certain? The man can be very forthcoming
>>>>>>in his emails, etc.
>>>>> That man? Please remember that we are discussing Mos here.
>>>> No, we're discussing MosNot . . . you really need to learn to make that
>>>> distinction
>>>
>>>He still hasn't figured out, even though
>>>it's been mentioned a number of times,
>>>Mos and I are not the same person.
>>
>> I don't believe you.
>
>Since we can't believe anything you say,
>you then do believe I'm not Mos.

Then I don't believe me.

== 7 of 7 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 20 2007 6:58 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:47:03 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>How can you be so certain? The man can be very forthcoming
>>>>>in his emails, etc.
>>>>
>>>> That man? Please remember that we are discussing Mos here.
>>>
>>>No, we're discussing MosNot . . . you really need to learn to make that
>>>distinction
>>
>> A rose by any other name would still have thorns.
>
>Rose ?! Solanum Solanaceae Nachtschatten, if you please.

Did I type rose? I meant Lysichiton americanus.

And a good nightshade to you all.

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TOPIC: Chinese food
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/2450e65bb085dfcf?hl=en
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== 1 of 4 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 20 2007 6:18 pm
From: "MosNot"

"Greg Evans" <fake@bogus.com> wrote in message
news:5qgmg4Fve0q2U1@mid.individual.net...
> MosNot wrote:
>
>>>>> "Strenuous exercise", for Larry, means having to get up off the
>>>>> couch to get another beer from the fridge.
>>>> Sure it's not having to lift a filet o fish sammich to his mouth ?
>>> Shoot, that requires a major expedition - he has to actually *walk
>>> out of his house* to get to his car, then drive it to McDonalds to
>>> get the food!
>>
>> I figured California McDonalds has home delivery.
>
> He's still gotta get up to answer the door. Unless he can get one of his
> kids to do it for him, and that carries a high potential risk of his meal
> getting commandeered.

Least he gets a good workout that way.

== 2 of 4 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 20 2007 6:19 pm
From: "MosNot"

"Greg Evans" <fake@bogus.com> wrote in message
news:5qh2rcFvs5opU1@mid.individual.net...
> Elisabeth Mueller wrote:
>
>>> You must feel so proud.
>>
>> I do.
>> Wanna feel it, too?
>
> I guess...but I refuse to close my eyes first!

"I looked at her's but now she won't look at mine !"
#374

== 3 of 4 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 20 2007 6:20 pm
From: "MosNot"

"Elisabeth Mueller" <maelmill@eunet.at> wrote in message
news:ncj6k3977e8123jih2jlt03c6lkmfnoofp@4ax.com...
> MosNot schrieb:
>>"Elisabeth Mueller" <maelmill@eunet.at> wrote in message
>>news:bhc1k3hh8oo9593sb36g7pkn7vd984jihe@4ax.com...
>>> Larry Krzewinski schrieb:
>>>
>>>>On Sat, 10 Nov 2007 17:07:08 +0100, Elisabeth Mueller
>>>><maelmill@eunet.at> wrote:
>>>
>>>>>This is boring. Do something more funny.
>>>>
>>>>Cool. I always did enjoy telling jokes when I ride bareback.
>>>
>>> With cool you mean the weather situation when riding bare?
>>
>>He meant that him being naked is something to joke about.
>
> I didn't know he was aware of that.

Are you kidding ? He provides us with
lots of laughs when he talks about his body.

== 4 of 4 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 20 2007 6:57 pm
From: "Greg Evans"

SummersFrenzy wrote:

>>>> You must feel so proud.
>>> I do.
>>> Wanna feel it, too?
>> I guess...but I refuse to close my eyes first!
>
> I'm torn . . . admiring your candor and caution . . .
> or . . . no sense of adventure, eh?

Discretion is the better part of valor. Or, why would I want this
particular adventure to be my last?

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TOPIC: surrender
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/c802089baaf3b7ea?hl=en
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== 1 of 5 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 20 2007 6:21 pm
From: "MosNot"

"Greg Evans" <fake@bogus.com> wrote in message
news:5qgl5lFvqaiaU1@mid.individual.net...
> MosNot wrote:
>
>>> Stop volunteering me to volunteer Mos.
>>
>> But it's part of his "work smarter, not harder" plan.
>
> I've got a similar plan; mine involves not cooperating with Larry.

Imagine that. I do pretty much the same.

== 2 of 5 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 20 2007 6:22 pm
From: "MosNot"

"Elisabeth Mueller" <maelmill@eunet.at> wrote in message
news:19j6k35qpbrkiqa9adc4bbv1ai9iirpk92@4ax.com...
> MosNot schrieb:
>
>>
>>"Elisabeth Mueller" <maelmill@eunet.at> wrote in message
>>news:56c1k311ckjn2mkaa6qrghol389vls8oh1@4ax.com...
>>> MosNot schrieb:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>"Elisabeth Mueller" <maelmill@eunet.at> wrote in message
>>>>news:rpjbj3dfmb2j2q9ffmft5rf6fkjsacdu05@4ax.com...
>>>>> Larry Krzewinski schrieb:
>
>>>>>>Which parallel dimension did you visit this week, dear?
>>>>>
>>>>> Earth 617.
>>>>
>>>>Oh, you should have gone to 613 and tried their cheese.
>>>
>>> <sigh> they already told me so, but I can't find the secret entry
>>
>>Don't tell anybody:
>>Set a course from the old dog star
>>A point to the north of Achernar
>>fare until, on the starboard beam
>>six red suns towards a blue sun stream
>>turn left for three blocks and it's on your right.
>
> Starboard, now is that right or left? I always forget.

Opposite of port side.

== 3 of 5 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 20 2007 6:23 pm
From: "MosNot"

"Elisabeth Mueller" <maelmill@eunet.at> wrote in message
news:a7j6k35s3a8hp6lhseugth33bq4n6kt82l@4ax.com...
> MosNot schrieb:
>
>>
>>"Elisabeth Mueller" <maelmill@eunet.at> wrote in message
>>news:q3c1k3t2kudkrlp4td93tbu52psgag8sak@4ax.com...
>>> Larry Krzewinski schrieb:
>
>>>>I volunteer Mos.
>>>
>>> So this is how volunteering is done in California.
>>
>>Everything is easier when somebody else does it.
>
> That's easy for you to say.

Glad to make your life not so difficult.

== 4 of 5 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 20 2007 6:23 pm
From: "MosNot"

"Greg Evans" <fake@bogus.com> wrote in message
news:5qh2u1F1050ibU1@mid.individual.net...
> Elisabeth Mueller wrote:
>
>>> I thought it was "Second star to the right, and straight on 'til
>>> morning"?
>>
>> You will never, never find the secret entry that way.
>
> You've Hooked me with your description.

The fun of this conversation is petering out.

== 5 of 5 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 20 2007 6:56 pm
From: "Greg Evans"

MosNot wrote:

>>>> I thought it was "Second star to the right, and straight
>>>> on 'til morning"?
>>> You will never, never find the secret entry that way.
>> You've Hooked me with your description.
>
> The fun of this conversation is petering out.

It's just wendyng its way through the usual plot twists and turns.

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TOPIC: Stupid Mistake
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/6d770b0b3fcbb8e8?hl=en
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== 1 of 3 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 20 2007 6:29 pm
From: "MosNot"

"Bill Colmers" <sambomambo@nowhere.com> wrote in message
news:fhvcn1$mhe$1@tabloid.srv.ualberta.ca...
>
> "MosNot"
>
>>
>> Then would that now make you Very Gladly Disturbed ?
>
> Uh, uh. It makes him "Do Not Disturb"
>
> HTH
>
> Bill

So much for him admitting to being Gladly.

== 2 of 3 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 20 2007 6:51 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 22:23:33 -0500, "Greg Evans"
<gregevansREMOVE@charterBLATHER.net> wrote:

>Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>
>> I never blow! I hum.
>
>I am now officially Very Disturbed.

You were very disturbed before I even wrote that.

== 3 of 3 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 20 2007 6:54 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 22:23:58 -0500, "Greg Evans"
<gregevansREMOVE@charterBLATHER.net> wrote:

>> I never blow! I hum.
>
>Not that there's anything *wrong* with that...

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TOPIC: I usually don't plug websites, but... Lets Say Thanks
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/bc539675a937ecf6?hl=en
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 20 2007 6:47 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:56:21 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>Whether you are for or against
>>>
>>>the war, our guys and gals over there need to know
>>>
>>>we are behind them...
>>
>> Well DUH! If we were in front of them we'd probably get shot.
>
>Glad I didn't write the statement, I merely copied and pasted.

It's your fault, kid. The paster is responsible for all copy and
paste errors. If you don't believe me then you'd better read your
rec.humor handbook.

== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 20 2007 6:48 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 22:41:44 -0500, "Greg Evans"
<gregevansREMOVE@charterBLATHER.net> wrote:

>>> Whether you are for or against the war, our guys and
>>> gals over there need to know we are behind them...
>>
>> Well DUH! If we were in front of them we'd probably get shot.
>
>I couldn't find it online, but I recall an old editorial cartoon from the
>70's or 80's titled "Muslim Mine Detector" - it showed a stereotypical
>middle-eastern-looking man walking behind a woman in a burqa; she had her
>fingers in her ears and she was reluctantly probing the ground ahead with
>one tentative foot....

If our troops think that I'm wearing a burqa they have got another
thing coming.

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TOPIC: ATJ.. Completely destroyed
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/3f2805ea1da0a7e1?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 20 2007 6:48 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:55:32 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>> . . It was Larry and Greg who noted that she has your number
>>>>
>>>> Yippee!! Hooray for us!
>>>
>>>Horrays for Greg and Larry, cheese for Elisabeth !
>>
>> I can't speak for Greg, but why in the world would I want prostitute
>> sting rays?
>
>Ghost fish, dude, ghost fish.

You ghost fish - I don't have any threes.

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TOPIC: Sex novels by instant download
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/72fd6a8158cbf98d?hl=en
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 20 2007 6:49 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:54:12 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>> Some folks obviously have absolutely no reading comprehension skills
>>>>>> at all.
>>>>>
>>>>>SRPOTW !!
>>>>
>>>> Not even close. Nice try, though.
>>>
>>>Oh, my bad. It should have been SRPOTY.
>>
>> You obviously underestimate my skills. It should have been the SRPOTD
>> award.
>
>Only because once you do a good job,
>others expect you to do better.

When have I ever done a good job?

== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 20 2007 6:50 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 22:42:57 -0500, "Greg Evans"
<gregevansREMOVE@charterBLATHER.net> wrote:

>>>> Don't make me give you yet another motivational
>>>> lesson, young man!
>>> Gladly.
>>
>> Ok. Don't make me give you yet another motivational
>> lesson, Gladly. BTW, when did you change your name?
>
>My name is Gladly, the Cross-Eyed Bear.

Do you mean the bald, cross-eyed bear? Now that I would believe.

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TOPIC: 12/12/12
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/d2964a4ab1a46e7c?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 20 2007 6:51 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:53:31 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>> You're the one who thinks he's a "nice guy".
>>>>>
>>>>>Rule #1 !
>>>>
>>>> It's in the archives, Mos. You actually said you liked him quite a
>>>> number of times. Don't make me post your quotes here.
>>>
>>>Wasn't me. If you want to prove it,
>>>post the quotes including the conversation.
>>
>> Including your IP address?
>
>Why not ? I already posted my fax number.

That wasn't your fax number.

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