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TOPIC: Stats rec.humor (last 7 days)
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/725a06b883d0def8?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 19 2007 12:24 am
From: Tammy Fitzwater

"Caveat: Quantity is not necessarily a measure of Quality"

Newsgroup.................: rec.humor
Stats Were Taken..........: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 08:17:58 GMT
Stats Begin...............: Mon, 12 Nov 2007 08:21:14 GMT
Stats End.................: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 06:51:52 GMT
Days......................: 7
Total No. of Articles.....: 667
Total No. of Characters...: 1208605
Total Volume..............: 1180
Messages Per Day..........: 95.3
Characters Per Day........: 172657.9
Average Daily Volume......: 168 kB
Total Posters This Week...: 49
Messages with Sigs........: 1.05%
Original Content Rating...: 32.51%

Top 10 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
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1. Mosnot............................................: 211 30.1 31.6%
2. Larry Krzewinski..................................: 179 25.6 26.8%
3. Peachy Ashie Passion..............................: 65 9.3 9.7%
4. Greg Evans........................................: 46 6.6 6.9%
5. Greg Evans........................................: 35 5.0 5.2%
6. Summersfrenzy.....................................: 34 4.9 5.1%
7. Ynotssor..........................................: 20 2.9 3.0%
8. maelmill..........................................: 18 2.6 2.7%
9. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 5 0.7 0.7%
10. Bill Colmers......................................: 3 0.4 0.4%

Top 10 Bandwidth-Using Posters: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
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1. Mosnot............................................: 467 66.8 39.6%
2. Larry Krzewinski..................................: 253 36.2 21.5%
3. Peachy Ashie Passion..............................: 135 19.4 11.5%
4. Greg Evans........................................: 59 8.4 5.0%
5. Summersfrenzy.....................................: 51 7.3 4.3%
6. Greg Evans........................................: 45 6.4 3.8%
7. Ynotssor..........................................: 27 4.0 2.4%
8. maelmill..........................................: 25 3.6 2.1%
9. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 9 1.4 0.8%
10. Tyrone Hallam.....................................: 6 0.9 0.5%

Top 10 Popular Threads: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
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1. Scottish Dentist..................................: 234 33.4 35.1%
2. Stupid Mistake....................................: 93 13.3 13.9%
3. lost opportunity regained?........................: 82 11.7 12.3%
4. Sex novels by instant download....................: 80 11.4 12.0%
5. 12/12/12..........................................: 37 5.3 5.5%
6. ATJ.. Completely destroyed........................: 24 3.4 3.6%
7. Chinese food......................................: 20 2.9 3.0%
8. Fatties...........................................: 16 2.3 2.4%
9. surrender.........................................: 13 1.9 1.9%
10. Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?: 10 1.4 1.5%

Top 10 Bandwidth-Consuming Threads: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
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1. Scottish Dentist..................................: 430 61.5 36.5%
2. Stupid Mistake....................................: 166 23.8 14.1%
3. Sex novels by instant download....................: 146 20.9 12.4%
4. lost opportunity regained?........................: 132 19.0 11.3%
5. 12/12/12..........................................: 60 8.6 5.1%
6. ATJ.. Completely destroyed........................: 36 5.2 3.1%
7. Chinese food......................................: 31 4.4 2.6%
8. Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?: 27 3.9 2.3%
9. Fatties...........................................: 23 3.4 2.0%
10. surrender.........................................: 23 3.3 2.0%

Top 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (Orig. + Quoted Bytes)
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1. Ynotssor..................................................: 50.8%
2. Greg Evans................................................: 41.0%
3. Greg Evans................................................: 36.0%
4. Summersfrenzy.............................................: 34.3%
5. Larry Krzewinski..........................................: 30.2%
6. Mosnot....................................................: 29.7%
7. Sir F . A . Rien..........................................: 19.3%
8. maelmill..................................................: 16.3%
9. Peachy Ashie Passion......................................: 12.8%

Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
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(Articles cross-posted to > 5 groups are not considered in ANY stats.)
1. alt.humor.puns...............................................: 15
2. alt.humor....................................................: 11
3. alt.tasteless.jokes..........................................: 9
4. alt.politics.usa.............................................: 7
5. alt.tv.pol-incorrect.........................................: 7
6. alt.alien.vistors............................................: 5
7. alt.humor.dutch..............................................: 3
8. aus.jokes....................................................: 3
9. be.jokes.....................................................: 3
10. mn.humor.....................................................: 3

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End of stats for rec.humor

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TOPIC: "Puns of the Weak" 10/20/00
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/99e1276483a70cd4?hl=en
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== 1 of 8 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 19 2007 1:14 am
From: Tim Bruening

Pam Shorey wrote:

> Tim Bruening wrote:
> >
> > Stan Kegel wrote:
> >
> > > "Puns of the Weak" for the week ending 10/20/00
> >
> > >
> > > The nation is at a crossroads and the stakes are high as vampires across
> > > America prepare to vote. Polls indicate that vampires overwhelmingly
> > > favor Gore. (Tim Bruening)
> > >
> > > Whereas all prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone favor
> > > the other candidate. (Henry Link)
> >
> > Why would prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone favor
> > George W Bush?
>
> Because they're personal friends? (all Bush league)

Bush League: Alliance of woody plants that are shorter and wider than
trees.

== 2 of 8 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 19 2007 1:15 am
From: Tim Bruening

Greg Evans wrote:

> Pam Shorey wrote:
> > "Robert E. Lewis" wrote:
> > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > > Robert Tanner wrote:
> > > > > "Tim Bruening" wrote:
> > > > > > Pam Shorey wrote:
> > > > > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > > > > > > Stan Kegel wrote:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > "Puns of the Weak" for the week ending 10/20/00
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > The nation is at a crossroads and the stakes are high as
> vampires
> > > > > across
> > > > > > > > > America prepare to vote. Polls indicate that vampires
> > > > > overwhelmingly
> > > > > > > > > favor Gore. (Tim Bruening)
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Whereas all prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon
> Stone
> > > > > favor
> > > > > > > > > the other candidate. (Henry Link)
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Why would prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone
> favor
> > > > > > > > George W Bush?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Because they're personal friends? (all Bush league)
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Speaking of Bush League, I understand that minor league players
> are
> > > > > > overwhelmingly for Bush.:)
> > > > > >
> > > > > Moses came upon a group of college students, burning an effigy of
> the
> > > > > Republican candidate, after that, he still talks of the Burning
> Bush.
> > > >
> > > > Vegetables are overwhelmingly for Nader. Their slogan is "Lettuce
> vote for
> > > > Nader!".
> > >
> > > Yes, but will the vegetables actually go to the polls and
> > > vote?
> > > I'm skeptical of Nader's ability to turn-up Greens.
> >
> > I agree with that! The Greens I know are long on opinions and short on
> > campaign experience. He may not be able to get sprout the vote. And of
> > course the couch Potatoes wont leave the house no matter what!
>
> I guess they feel they don't have that mulch to gain by performing such a
> chore.

Not surprising, given the Artichoke hold the corporations have on our
political system. Our political system is going to the pits.

== 3 of 8 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 19 2007 1:16 am
From: Tim Bruening

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:432A39E0.9D46F512@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Stan Kegel wrote:
> >
> > > "Puns of the Weak" for the week ending 10/20/00
> >
> > >
> > > The nation is at a crossroads and the stakes are high as vampires across
> > > America prepare to vote. Polls indicate that vampires overwhelmingly
> > > favor Gore. (Tim Bruening)
> > >
> > > Whereas all prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone favor
> > > the other candidate. (Henry Link)
> >
> > Why would prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone favor
> > George W Bush?
> >
> > Rest of puns laughed off the stage.:)
>
> Did you see Dubbaya's climb-down -type reputation salvaging operation on TV
> earlier. Some people admit their mistakes because it's the proper thing to
> do. Other alleged people think of votes!!
>
> Still - if he does as he says, a lot of people will benefit - except for the
> dead ones of course - killed because for years, warnings about the
> inadequacies of the flood defences were ignored!

Dammit: Glove that blocks water.

== 4 of 8 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 19 2007 1:16 am
From: Tim Bruening

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:432A39E9.3447C912@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Tim Bruening wrote:
> >
> > > Pam Shorey wrote:
> > >
> > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > Stan Kegel wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > "Puns of the Weak" for the week ending 10/20/00
> > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The nation is at a crossroads and the stakes are high as vampires
> across
> > > > > > America prepare to vote. Polls indicate that vampires
> overwhelmingly
> > > > > > favor Gore. (Tim Bruening)
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Whereas all prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone
> favor
> > > > > > the other candidate. (Henry Link)
> > > > >
> > > > > Why would prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone favor
> > > > > George W Bush?
> > > >
> > > > Because they're personal friends? (all Bush league)
> > >
> > > Speaking of Bush League, I understand that minor league players are
> > > overwhelmingly for Bush.:)
> >
> > So are primitive tribesmen in Africa.
>
> Are there any left whose lives have not been polluted by modern society?

I don't know. You will have to phone them on their cell phones and IPods.

== 5 of 8 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 19 2007 1:18 am
From: Tim Bruening

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:43C9BC5E.15501A2C@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Stan Kegel wrote:
> >
> > > "Puns of the Weak" for the week ending 10/20/00
> >
> > >
> > > The nation is at a crossroads and the stakes are high as vampires across
> > > America prepare to vote. Polls indicate that vampires overwhelmingly
> > > favor Gore. (Tim Bruening)
> > >
> > > Whereas all prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone favor
> > > the other candidate. (Henry Link)
> >
> > Why would prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone favor
> > George W Bush?
> >
> > Rest of puns laughed off the stage.:)
>
> I like candied dates. They come in long boxes with a sort of prong thing to
> pick 'em up with at Christmas.

Do you ever have a Date Night or a Date Knight?

== 6 of 8 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 19 2007 1:19 am
From: Tim Bruening

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:43CC078C.1FDC5C98@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Greg Evans wrote:
> >
> > > Pam Shorey wrote:
> > > > "Robert E. Lewis" wrote:
> > > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > > > > Robert Tanner wrote:
> > > > > > > "Tim Bruening" wrote:
> > > > > > > > Pam Shorey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > Stan Kegel wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > "Puns of the Weak" for the week ending 10/20/00
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > The nation is at a crossroads and the stakes are high as
> > > vampires
> > > > > > > across
> > > > > > > > > > > America prepare to vote. Polls indicate that vampires
> > > > > > > overwhelmingly
> > > > > > > > > > > favor Gore. (Tim Bruening)
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Whereas all prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and
> Sharon
> > > Stone
> > > > > > > favor
> > > > > > > > > > > the other candidate. (Henry Link)
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Why would prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon
> Stone
> > > favor
> > > > > > > > > > George W Bush?
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Because they're personal friends? (all Bush league)
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Speaking of Bush League, I understand that minor league
> players
> > > are
> > > > > > > > overwhelmingly for Bush.:)
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Moses came upon a group of college students, burning an effigy
> of
> > > the
> > > > > > > Republican candidate, after that, he still talks of the Burning
> > > Bush.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Vegetables are overwhelmingly for Nader. Their slogan is "Lettuce
> > > vote for
> > > > > > Nader!".
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes, but will the vegetables actually go to the polls and
> > > > > vote?
> > > > > I'm skeptical of Nader's ability to turn-up Greens.
> > > >
> > > > I agree with that! The Greens I know are long on opinions and short on
> > > > campaign experience. He may not be able to get sprout the vote. And of
> > > > course the couch Potatoes wont leave the house no matter what!
> > >
> > > I guess they feel they don't have that mulch to gain by performing such
> a
> > > chore.
> >
> > Not surprising, given the Artichoke hold the corporations have on our
> > political system. Our political system is going to the pits.
>
> It's a globe-al problem.

Is our political system a lemon?

== 7 of 8 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 19 2007 1:28 am
From: Tim Bruening

nemo wrote:

Sen-Nick: Man who likes to go the long way around.

== 8 of 8 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 19 2007 1:29 am
From: Tim Bruening

nemo wrote:

Son-Nick: Very loud man.

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TOPIC: "Puns of the Weak" 10/6/00
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/d776c824523a6384?hl=en
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== 1 of 5 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 19 2007 1:31 am
From: Tim Bruening

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4283C0BF.59F3ECB8@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Stan Kegel wrote:
> >
> > > Diabetes: That baseball team has sworn they'll either diabetes. (Helen
> Hoke)
> >
> > That pun went right over my head and out of the park. Could you please
> > explain it to me?
>
> It's a choice between death or telecomms terminal blocks in BT or military
> jargon: Die or BTs!

Jargon: Jar Jar Binks has departed.

Qui-Gon: So has Qui.

== 2 of 5 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 19 2007 1:32 am
From: Tim Bruening

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:428B2719.229C15F7@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:4283C0BF.59F3ECB8@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Stan Kegel wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Diabetes: That baseball team has sworn they'll either diabetes.
> (Helen
> > > Hoke)
> > > >
> > > > That pun went right over my head and out of the park. Could you
> please
> > > > explain it to me?
> > >
> > > It's a choice between death or telecomms terminal blocks in BT or
> military
> > > jargon: Die or BTs!
> >
> > BD: Apine demon.
> >
> > Bedevil: Apine in Hell.
> >
> Or what Dracular gets up to with a young lady between the sheets!

Sheet music: What composers sleep under.

== 3 of 5 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 19 2007 1:33 am
From: Tim Bruening

nemo wrote:

Sheet music: What composers sleep under.

== 4 of 5 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 19 2007 1:39 am
From: Tim Bruening

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:433CE0BE.7F8FE275@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:428B2700.638F26B8@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > news:4283C0BF.59F3ECB8@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Stan Kegel wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > Diabetes: That baseball team has sworn they'll either diabetes.
> > > (Helen
> > > > > Hoke)
> > > > > >
> > > > > > That pun went right over my head and out of the park. Could you
> > > please
> > > > > > explain it to me?
> > > > >
> > > > > It's a choice between death or telecomms terminal blocks in BT or
> > > military
> > > > > jargon: Die or BTs!
> > > >
> > > > BZ: Apine zombie.
> > > >
> > >
> > > Narr. That's the apine's bonce, nut, napper, dome . . . !
> >
> > Bee C: Apine ocean.
> >
> > Bee D: Apine demon.
>
> Bee G: Apine/Equine pop group member.

Bee J: Apine oral sex.

Bee M: Apine shit.

Bee N: Spanish apine that feels good.

Bee O: Stinky apine.

Bee P: Apine urine or an apine oil company.

Bee Q: Apines in line.

Bee S: Apine bovine shit.

Bee T: Apine beverage.

Bee TU: Energetic apine.

== 5 of 5 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 19 2007 1:40 am
From: Tim Bruening

nemo wrote:

Jargon: Jar Jar Binks has departed.

Qui-Gon: So has Qui.

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TOPIC: Christian group prays for troubled Hollywood Celebs--why?
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/e4ab34cd9400fc51?hl=en
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== 1 of 4 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 19 2007 2:22 am
From: les_on_usenet

On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 22:51:52 -0800, Tim Howard
<tim.howard@suddenlink.net> wrote:

>www.rawstory.com/news/mochila/Christian_group_prays_for_celebs_11152007.html
>
>Just to summarize the above story:
>
>A Christian group called the Hollywood Prayer Network, who according to
>the story, has over 5,000 members (why has this group of weirdos not
>gotten any attention before) has them pick a celeb to pray for.
>Troubled celebs like Brittany, Lindsay, Paris, etc. are the top prayer
>receivers. The group even claims one of their members met and gave a
>Bible to Paris Hilton recently, and they plan "to pass one on to Spears
>later this month." I guess they know her schedule. : )
>
>Why would they waste their time? According to the story, "Members of
>the network, which has chapters in 16 U.S. cities and eight countries,
>see Hollywood as the 21st century's largest mission field, a powerful
>industry that can be used to sow the seeds of an international cultural
>and religious revival." And if you are wondering if they really take
>themselves this seriously and think marginally talented self-centered
>Hollywood celebs are that important to everyone's lives, consider this
>quote from one member, Robert Johnston, a professor of theology and
>culture at Fuller Seminary in Pasadena...

Me likesers thees :-)

This is great. This 'in-your-face' clownish behavoir will help people
recognise Christianity for what it is. Give them all the publicity
they want and it will help accelerate the decline of their sad
little cult with their comic beliefs and comic antics. How can anybody
possibly take them seriously after this?

We see them with their little placards intruding themselves into
Olympic events and they look so pathetic in their obvious
desperation. They remind me of an old Charlie Chaplin film.All this
superb sport and human achievement going on and all they
are interested in is to market their stupid Bible as if nobody
had ever heard of it. What better way to persuade people
they are just sad clowns.

An early episode of Taggart on TV says it all. Hard nose Taggart, a
Glasgow detective gets a new assistant, Detective Jardine. After
discovering Jardine is teetotal, Jardine then says there is something
else sir needs to know and confessess he is a Christian. Taggart rolls
his eyes and give Jardine a slightly sarcastic pitying look then turns
away and sniggers slghtly. Superb acting and an excellent moment :-)

Les Hellawell
Greetings from
YORKSHIRE - The White Rose County

== 2 of 4 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 19 2007 7:24 am
From: "MosNot"

"Tim Howard" <tim.howard@suddenlink.net> wrote in message news:Eoa01.lga...
> www.rastry.co/nes/oc1152007.html
>
> Just to summarize the above story:

Let's not.

== 3 of 4 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 19 2007 7:28 am
From: Christopher A.Lee

Because they're both stupid and disrespectful.

== 4 of 4 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 19 2007 8:02 am
From: "Will"

They are wackjobs to begin with, nothing surprising after that.
.

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TOPIC: nigger jokes, blonde jokes
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/d2d88ff2825e8de1?hl=en
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 19 2007 3:59 am
From: joke-master

nigger jokes, blonde joke, joke of the day, yo mama jokes,hot nigger
jokes...etc
all in one site:
http://www.nigger-jokes.we.bs/nigger-jokes.htm

== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 19 2007 7:22 am
From: "MosNot"

"joke-master" <jokewebmaster@gmail.com> wrote
> nigger jokes, blonde joke, joke of the day, yo mama jokes,hot nigger
> jokes...etc all in one site:

Only one blonde joke ?

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TOPIC: ATJ.. Born Again Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:42:20 GMT (was: ATJ.. Completely
destroyed)
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/3f2805ea1da0a7e1?hl=en
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== 1 of 3 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 19 2007 5:32 am
From: MÃ <"mÃÐMÁ×¹"@ÅsSrEmOvEr.çøm>

On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:42:20 GMT, peachy ashie passion wrote:

> MÐ wrote:
>
>> Last post 11/16/07
>>
>> Poster: Max Destroyer
>>
>> Status of group: finito
>>
>> Time to lay waste to every last (non-rh) poster: 6 years 3 months
>>
>> <turning out lights>

On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:42:20 GMT, peachy ashie passion wrote;

> You must be pleased as punch.
>
> Of course you do know one of them will turn up in a few months and
> post again, right?

Hey! Yours was the first post of the NEW ATJ!

Yes, I'm pleased I fulfilled that little mission, though I'm sure one of
'em will come sniffing around much sooner than that in an effort to
establish some sort of 'continuity'.. prolly someone whose entire
existence was based on the OLD ATJ ..the one I obliterated a few days ago.

== 2 of 3 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 19 2007 5:33 am
From: MÃ <"mÃÐMÁ×¹"@ÅsSrEmOvEr.çøm>

On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 16:40:56 -0500, Rumplestiltskin wrote:

> On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:42:20 GMT, peachy ashie passion
> <exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>MÐ wrote:
>>
>>> Last post 11/16/07
>>>
>>> Poster: Max Destroyer
>>>
>>> Status of group: finito
>>>
>>> Time to lay waste to every last (non-rh) poster: 6 years 3 months
>>>
>>> <turning out lights>
>>
>>
>> You must be pleased as punch.
>>
>> Of course you do know one of them will turn up in a few months and
>>post again, right?
>>
> He's so proud of himself he built a porch over his dick.

lack of denial as to ATJ's demise noted

good guess ..I'm having a jacuzzi installed next week

== 3 of 3 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 19 2007 1:32 pm
From: peachy ashie passion

MÐ wrote:

> On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:42:20 GMT, peachy ashie passion wrote:
>
>
>>MÐ wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Last post 11/16/07
>>>
>>>Poster: Max Destroyer
>>>
>>>Status of group: finito
>>>
>>>Time to lay waste to every last (non-rh) poster: 6 years 3 months
>>>
>>><turning out lights>
>
>
> On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:42:20 GMT, peachy ashie passion wrote;
>
>
>>You must be pleased as punch.
>>
>>Of course you do know one of them will turn up in a few months and
>>post again, right?
>
>
> Hey! Yours was the first post of the NEW ATJ!

Oooh! I OWN the new ATJ. I shall remake it in MY image!

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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 19 2007 8:29 am
From: "Bill Colmers"

"SummersFrenzy"

Crystal can be like that . . . good strong chemical bond (I think), but
> otherwise fairly weak . . . oh wait, that's MY ego . . . sheesh

Maybe that explains your affinity for certain chemicals, my dear?

Prof. Dr. Bill

and their affinity for your receptors?

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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Mon, Nov 19 2007 1:33 pm
From: Elisabeth Mueller

Larry Krzewinski schrieb:

>On Sat, 10 Nov 2007 17:07:13 +0100, Elisabeth Mueller
><maelmill@eunet.at> wrote:
>
>>>>>>>>You? Who are you?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Der Werwolf!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>des Weswolfs ...
>>>>>
>>>>>Nein! Der Werwolfski.
>>>>
>>>>I forgot you decline Polish.
>>>
>>>Nein!
>>
>>Make up your mind.
>
>How do I powder it?

carefully

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