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TOPIC: Niños traviesos
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/b52da6d9352d38d0?hl=en
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 12:32 am
From: jc

Un divertido vídeo de niños traviesos:

http://www.clickandvideo.com/en_youtube_video.php?Id=sHKMgugwI-g

== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 7:31 am
From: "MosNot"

"jc" <jcmenotti@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:0d9a5b34-66a8-482d-ac58-d663516f2d69@a28g2000hsc.googlegroups.com...
Un divertido vídeo de niños traviesos:

No habla

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TOPIC: Naughty children
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/c9ce11f3dbb0032b?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 12:34 am
From: jc

A funny video with naughty children:

http://www.clickandvideo.com/en_youtube_video.php?Id=sHKMgugwI-g

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TOPIC: Fatties
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/1685f288b7f3080e?hl=en
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 2:12 am
From: "nemo"

"Sir F. A. Rien" <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
news:ijthj39mvubae50m0kubqrijulihaomeqr@4ax.com...
> "Cybe R. Wizard" <cybe_r_wizard@WizardsTower> found these unused words:
>
> >"Christopher" <christopheryeats@yahoo.com> said:
> >>
> >> "Cybe R. Wizard" wrote in message
> >> news:2007120071112124444.36635f58@WizardsTower...
> >> >"MosNot"said:
> >> >>
> >> >> "Harry" wrote in message
> >> >> news:Aj%Zi.236$R_4.220@newsb.tel4.220@newsb.telia.net...
> >> >>>Asillyquestion,butifsomeoneisreallyfat,andhasa swollen
> >> >> >arm, then
> >> >> > how do they know?
> >> >>
> >> >> Bets are you still wonder if you can give a coloured person a black
> >> >> eye.
> >> >>
> >> > More important is the question, "can you give a gay guy a pink
> >> > slip?"
> >>
> >>
> >> On a triplicate form, does an Asian get the yellow copy?
> >>
> >Is it an insult to give a Usenet user a, "read," header?
> >
> I see you goys have been writing a White Paper ...
>

Oy! How come you managed to snip my spleen?

Professor Taylor at the Universally Cottage Horse Piddle already done that
six years ago! And the op was FREEE! - thanks to our NHS what we got and the
aMerkins ain't! So there!

== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 2:12 am
From: "nemo"

"MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse> wrote in message
news:SpqdnY3WKuhsd6TanZ2dnUVZ_s6mnZ2d@pcisys.net...
>
> Spa
>
> Foon
>
>
Daft silly sheep: Baa Foon!

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TOPIC: Funny Video - Top 10 Reasons to End the Writers' Strike
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/20a0e81f7bcf3e4c?hl=en
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 4:45 am
From: funnyguy

Funny spoof on how much the writers' strike sucks for TV
viewers...especially late night viewers:

http://lazycomic.blogspot.com/2007/11/waiting-on-writing.html#rh

== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 5:55 am
From: "Publisher"

IMO, this is a strike that SHOULD go on for years.

"funnyguy" <sllrphoto@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:ae20609c-54ec-430c-a68a-ef400e0f4818@a28g2000hsc.googlegroups.com...
> Funny spoof on how much the writers' strike sucks for TV
> viewers...especially late night viewers:
>
> http://lazycomic.blogspot.com/2007/11/waiting-on-writing.html#rh

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TOPIC: Stupid Mistake
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/6d770b0b3fcbb8e8?hl=en
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== 1 of 5 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 7:32 am
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message

> Have it your way.

Practicing for your job at Burger King ?

== 2 of 5 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 7:33 am
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:uoinj3hduj6bbebbka55t30gjsibqrj28t@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:19:47 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>>>> And without Greg there we can actually invite some
>>>>> women!!!
>>>>
>>>>I can understand you not wanting me around; the competition for the
>>>>ladies'
>>>>attention would have been more than you could handle.
>>>
>>> No, we wouldn't have been able to catch them all again when they ran
>>> screaming from the party.
>>
>>Prey is always more fun when running and screaming.
>
> Let us know if you ever catch one.

Thrill of the hunt is most often more
fun than the actual capture of the game.

== 3 of 5 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 7:40 am
From: "Greg Evans"

MosNot wrote:

>> Let us know if you ever catch one.
>
> Thrill of the hunt is most often more
> fun than the actual capture of the game.

Sounds rather like "sour grapes" to me.

== 4 of 5 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 7:41 am
From: "MosNot"

"Greg Evans" <fake@bogus.com> wrote in message
news:5q37fsFtrfaqU1@mid.individual.net...
> MosNot wrote:
>
>>> Let us know if you ever catch one.
>>
>> Thrill of the hunt is most often more
>> fun than the actual capture of the game.
>
> Sounds rather like "sour grapes" to me.

You hunt what you want, I'll hunt what I want.
So....where's the sour grapes you once captured ?

== 5 of 5 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 7:45 am
From: "Greg Evans"

MosNot wrote:

> So....where's the sour grapes you once captured ?

They made a dandy balsamic vinegar.

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TOPIC: lost opportunity regained?
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/8d4300ee33cbd5c8?hl=en
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== 1 of 4 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 7:34 am
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:c6inj399mrcbdhmdmio8p54qc53sj9qo9r@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:09:40 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>>>>>>>Would you let me put bubbles in?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>It probably depends on how they're generated.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> *giggles*
>>>>>> knew SOMEone had to say it, but I really thought it'd come from
>>>>>> Larry.
>>>>>
>>>>> You think that I fart in the tub? What have I ever done to deserve
>>>>> this treatment?
>>>>
>>>> I think you can't resist a good gross out joke.
>>>
>>> I think that I'm becoming way too predictable.
>>
>>"Becoming" ????
>>Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....
>
> <grin>

The only thing missing was your so very perdictable "KA-Ching".

== 2 of 4 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 7:35 am
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:d7inj35emdifgf5omsqavv6862b2v7nfss@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:10:08 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>>>> You think that I fart in the tub? What have I ever done to deserve
>>>>> this treatment?
>>>>
>>>>Eat those beans you took out of your ears to put the cotton in.
>>>
>>> But them was wax beans!
>>
>>Make a poem with 'em.
>
> Ok.
>
> There once was a wax bean from Nantucket
>
> No, that won't work. Let me try this one.
>
> In my pocket I have wax beans
> It is the pocket of my new blue jeans
> I put them into a washing machine
> And now the beans are aquamarine

Fun to wax poetic, huh.

== 3 of 4 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 1:41 pm
From: peachy ashie passion

Larry Krzewinski wrote:

> On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 01:41:21 GMT, peachy ashie passion
> <exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>>>>>>Would you let me put bubbles in?
>>>>>
>>>>>It probably depends on how they're generated.
>>>>
>>>> *giggles*
>>>>knew SOMEone had to say it, but I really thought it'd come from Larry.
>>>
>>>You think that I fart in the tub? What have I ever done to deserve
>>>this treatment?
>>
>> I think you can't resist a good gross out joke.
>
>
> I think that I'm becoming way too predictable.

Apparently not, since the whole topic began because I was surprised.

== 4 of 4 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 1:41 pm
From: peachy ashie passion

Larry Krzewinski wrote:

> On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:10:08 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>
>>>>>You think that I fart in the tub? What have I ever done to deserve
>>>>>this treatment?
>>>>
>>>>Eat those beans you took out of your ears to put the cotton in.
>>>
>>>But them was wax beans!
>>
>>Make a poem with 'em.
>
>
> Ok.
>
> There once was a wax bean from Nantucket
>
> No, that won't work. Let me try this one.
>
> In my pocket I have wax beans
> It is the pocket of my new blue jeans
> I put them into a washing machine
> And now the beans are aquamarine

Groovy, dude.

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TOPIC: Scottish Dentist
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/2816be6690c592af?hl=en
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== 1 of 7 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 7:36 am
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:0rinj3hplffcefupakmg7taaboq6m9on73@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:18:47 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>>>>>>>>>>> You needn't brag about knowning Larry.
>>>>>>>>>>> Greg doesn't really known me at all, kid.
>>>>>>>>>>Not so you'd knowntice, anyway.
>>>>>>>>> I knewn you were going to say that.
>>>>>>>>Ahem. It's "I knewn you was gonna said that."
>>>>>>> Oops, my bad. You'll have to excuse my foray into the unknow.
>>>>>>Negatorynessification on that. One must always be awaredness.
>>>>> And apparently the unknow is Mos-Speak.
>>>>The blog you say.
>>> I put it on Wikipedia.
>>So.
> And the score is
> Web 2.0 = 2
> Mos = 0

Like I really worry about how that won't pay my bills.

== 2 of 7 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 7:37 am
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:hminj39h14e9dobmr8oceuouuce17fh9s6@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:02:56 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>>>> Then you're finally grasping the basic tenet of Rule #1. Took you
>>>>> long enough!
>>>>Nope, still working on convincing you we don't believe you.
>>> Then you haven't read Rule #1 at all.
>>And you still don't understand we decide when it's been used.
>
> Good luck with that.

No luck involved. We decide, and you
still don't understand how we did it.

== 3 of 7 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 7:38 am
From: "MosNot"

"Greg Evans" <gregevansREMOVE@charterBLATHER.net> wrote in message
news:5q22kfFtl213U1@mid.individual.net...
> peachy ashie passion wrote:
>
>>> I never called you a bitch.
>>> Oh, but if you want to consider yourself one of the common
>>> women and not The Exqusite Peach, it's totally your choice.
>>
>> Oh, you win the prize - that's definitely the BEST recovery
>> I've ever seen.
>
> But...did it work?

Yes, I'm fully recovered, thanks.

== 4 of 7 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 7:40 am
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:htinj3dl162j7fgo6nhv2flnkqhrmv4hpr@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:23:28 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>>>> After you called me a bitch in another thread? Why'd I wanna
>>>>> tell
>>>>> YOU something nastyfun?
>>>>I never called you a bitch.
>>>>Oh, but if you want to consider yourself one of the common women
>>>>and not The Exqusite Peach, it's totally your choice.
>>>
>>> I never knew Mos was that coordinated! He can spin and put on
>>> Chapstick at the same time.
>>
>>And you should see all the babes I've put it on with my stick, chap.
>
> Do we have to?

Yes, yes you all do. In fact, you have to look twice.

== 5 of 7 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 12:15 pm
From: "Greg Evans"

MosNot wrote:

> I'm fully recovered, thanks.

Now you and your chair seatcushion match?

== 6 of 7 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 1:33 pm
From: peachy ashie passion

Larry Krzewinski wrote:

> On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 20:52:21 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>
>>>>>>>>>>You needn't brag about knowning Larry.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Greg doesn't really known me at all, kid.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Not so you'd knowntice, anyway.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I knewn you were going to say that.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Ahem. It's "I knewn you was gonna said that."
>>>>>
>>>>>Oops, my bad. You'll have to excuse my foray into the unknow.
>>>>
>>>>Negatorynessification on that. One must always be awaredness.
>>>
>>>And apparently the unknow is Mos-Speak.
>>
>>The blog you say.
>
>
> I put it on Wikipedia.

And the difference is... ?

== 7 of 7 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 1:34 pm
From: peachy ashie passion

Greg Evans wrote:

> peachy ashie passion wrote:
>
>
>>>I never called you a bitch.
>>>Oh, but if you want to consider yourself one of the common
>>>women and not The Exqusite Peach, it's totally your choice.
>>
>> Oh, you win the prize - that's definitely the BEST recovery
>>I've ever seen.
>
>
> But...did it work?
>
>

Oh hellya. Anytime anyone puts in a little bit of effort, it counts
in my book!

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TOPIC: no mo' "ho ho ho"
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/fd7209995d93406c?hl=en
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 9:14 am
From: "ynotssor"

From
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071115/od_afp/lifestyleaustraliachristmasoffbeat :

SYDNEY (AFP) - Santas in Australia's largest city have been told not to use
Father Christmas's traditional "ho ho ho" greeting because it may be
offensive to women, it was reported Thursday.

Sydney's Santa Clauses have instead been instructed to say "ha ha ha"
instead, the Daily Telegraph reported.

It is assumed that the new greeting will offend everybody's sensitivities
equally, not just the prostitutes who want to sit on Santa's lap.

== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 9:32 am
From: "Greg Evans"

ynotssor wrote:

> SYDNEY (AFP) - Santas in Australia's largest city have been told
> not to use Father Christmas's traditional "ho ho ho" greeting
> because it may be offensive to women, it was reported Thursday.
> Sydney's Santa Clauses have instead been instructed to say
> "ha ha ha" instead, the Daily Telegraph reported.

Q: Why did Santa plant three gardens?
A: So he could hoe, hoe, hoe!

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