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Today's topics:

* Scottish Dentist - 12 messages, 4 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/2816be6690c592af?hl=en
* Sex novels by instant download - 7 messages, 3 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/72fd6a8158cbf98d?hl=en
* The Roswell Story - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/a946dfd0dbeeb082?hl=en
* MI5 Persecution: Jon Holmes (4-5/Jan/2002) (22113) - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/d5126fbef5592097?hl=en
* 12/12/12 - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/d2964a4ab1a46e7c?hl=en
* Stupid Mistake - 3 messages, 2 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/6d770b0b3fcbb8e8?hl=en

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TOPIC: Scottish Dentist
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/2816be6690c592af?hl=en
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== 1 of 12 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 2:40 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:49:48 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>>> Anytime anyone puts in a little bit of
>>>>>>> effort, it counts in my book!
>>>>>> Larry must really be in your book
>>>>>> since he puts in very little effort.
>>>>> And no comment at that one either.
>>>>
>>>> Thank you, dear. I owe you one.
>>>
>>>Reckon you'll ever make an effort to pay her back?
>>
>> My answer that question will be multiple choice.
>>
>> a: I'll make every effort to payback Peachy - the sweetest, most
>> wonderful, sexiest woman on the face of the earth - someday.
>>
>> b: Hey! I'll have you know I already pay her all the time.
>>
>> c: None of the above
>>
>> d: Both of the above
>
>Go with d, which would make it:
>
> b: Hey! I'll have you know I already pay her all the time.
> c: None of the above

You are smarter than the average bear, Yogi.

== 2 of 12 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 2:43 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:52:34 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>>>> At the risk of repeating myself I shall reiterate "Good luck with
>>>>>>>> that".
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Risk of repeating yourself ?! HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>BTW: you left two commas out of your statement.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I've been commatose for the last month or so.
>>>>>
>>>>>It's a blog thing.
>>>>
>>>> I, think, you're, right, kid.
>>>
>>>Using them all now don't make up for ones not used.
>>
>> Think of them as back pay.
>
>So it really doesn't, matter where they're,
>stuck in as long as, they're used ?

Y,E, diddley, S.

== 3 of 12 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 4:35 pm
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:10ruj3p7a7grnfrdivbf6gt5t3om13msci@4ax.com...
> On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:45:36 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>I'm fully recovered, thanks.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Now you and your chair seatcushion match?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>A stitch in time saves Mos?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>You mean now or then ?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Nine.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>No speekie Germanic.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You no speekie English either.
>>>>>
>>>>> You left out a comma.
>>>>
>>>> Or possibly two.
>>>
>>> At, times, you, guys, are, impossible, to, please.
>>
>>You inserted six commas too many.
>
> R,e,a,l,l,y?

Mostly fakeily.

== 4 of 12 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 4:36 pm
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:n2ruj3p7lg9h6j7pqjnbdegmococj4vm5m@4ax.com...
> On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:47:38 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>>> Who else writes bondage porn for you here besides me?
>>>
>>> ...That *you* know of, you mean?
>>
>>He did say *here*....
>
> Thank you, Mos. You just paid for one setup fee. Another 12,891,765
> more and we're even.

Yeah, you are way behind.

== 5 of 12 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 4:37 pm
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:tdruj35hb93j6bf4pfvvjl8hl7jja3voet@4ax.com...
> On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:49:48 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>>>>>>> Anytime anyone puts in a little bit of
>>>>>>>> effort, it counts in my book!
>>>>>>> Larry must really be in your book
>>>>>>> since he puts in very little effort.
>>>>>> And no comment at that one either.
>>>>>
>>>>> Thank you, dear. I owe you one.
>>>>
>>>>Reckon you'll ever make an effort to pay her back?
>>>
>>> My answer that question will be multiple choice.
>>>
>>> a: I'll make every effort to payback Peachy - the sweetest, most
>>> wonderful, sexiest woman on the face of the earth - someday.
>>>
>>> b: Hey! I'll have you know I already pay her all the time.
>>>
>>> c: None of the above
>>>
>>> d: Both of the above
>>
>>Go with d, which would make it:
>>
>> b: Hey! I'll have you know I already pay her all the time.
>> c: None of the above
>
> You are smarter than the average bear, Yogi.

Thanks, Boo Boo.

== 6 of 12 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 4:37 pm
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:3fruj3t9el3ih722gvahpj7c8graansfl6@4ax.com...
> On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:52:34 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>>>>>>>> At the risk of repeating myself I shall reiterate "Good luck with
>>>>>>>>> that".
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Risk of repeating yourself ?! HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>BTW: you left two commas out of your statement.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I've been commatose for the last month or so.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>It's a blog thing.
>>>>>
>>>>> I, think, you're, right, kid.
>>>>
>>>>Using them all now don't make up for ones not used.
>>>
>>> Think of them as back pay.
>>
>>So it really doesn't, matter where they're,
>>stuck in as long as, they're used ?
>
> Y,E, diddley, S.

Spa foon.

== 7 of 12 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 4:46 pm
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:s4ruj3h2sbfjv5go6ktbsuviucs8pif6he@4ax.com...
> On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:56:25 GMT, peachy ashie passion
> <exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>>>>>>>> Anytime anyone puts in a little bit of
>>>>>>>>>effort, it counts in my book!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Larry must really be in your book
>>>>>>>>since he puts in very little effort.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> And no comment at that one either.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Thank you, dear. I owe you one.
>>>>>
>>>>>Reckon you'll ever make an effort to pay her back?
>>>>
>>>> About his usual level of effort, I expect.
>>>
>>> Peachy! I am so surprised by that. Who else writes bondage porn for
>>> you here besides me?
>>
>> No comment
>
> "No comment", Peachy thought. She would have said it out loud but for
> the ball gag that had been loving placed in her mouth. Her back
> arched in pain caused by the hot candle wax being dripped onto her...

What is this, more Remedial Writer's Class ?

== 8 of 12 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 5:54 pm
From: peachy ashie passion

Larry Krzewinski wrote:

> On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:56:25 GMT, peachy ashie passion
> <exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>>>>>>>>>Anytime anyone puts in a little bit of
>>>>>>>>>effort, it counts in my book!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Larry must really be in your book
>>>>>>>>since he puts in very little effort.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> And no comment at that one either.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Thank you, dear. I owe you one.
>>>>>
>>>>>Reckon you'll ever make an effort to pay her back?
>>>>
>>>> About his usual level of effort, I expect.
>>>
>>>Peachy! I am so surprised by that. Who else writes bondage porn for
>>>you here besides me?
>>
>> No comment
>
>
> "No comment", Peachy thought. She would have said it out loud but for
> the ball gag that had been loving placed in her mouth. Her back
> arched in pain caused by the hot candle wax being dripped onto her...

You know, it's actually not that painful. It's a lot like warm
water. Very soothing.

== 9 of 12 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 6:09 pm
From: "SummersFrenzy"

MosNot wrote:
> Greg Evans wrote:
>> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>
>>> Who else writes bondage porn for you here besides me?
>>
>> ...That *you* know of, you mean?
>
> He did say *here*....

Peachy has bondage authors and wannabes around the globe, boys . . .
southern Cali is easy pickings for her perusal process . . . she's been kind
and tried to protect Larry's ego

== 10 of 12 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 6:13 pm
From: "SummersFrenzy"

Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>
>>> Peachy! I am so surprised by that. Who else writes bondage porn for
>>> you here besides me?
>>
>> No comment
>
> "No comment", Peachy thought. She would have said it out loud but for
> the ball gag that had been loving placed in her mouth. Her back
> arched in pain caused by the hot candle wax being dripped onto her...

wow - easy play . . . where's the bondage stuff?

== 11 of 12 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 6:14 pm
From: "SummersFrenzy"

peachy ashie passion wrote:
> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>
>> Looks like she's on to us, guys!
>
> Dang! I usually hide it better than that.

Only because they *want* to believe they're sly . . .

== 12 of 12 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 6:16 pm
From: "SummersFrenzy"

Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> MosNot wrote:
>
>>>>Can't reply right now since Summer, Elisabeth, and Peachy
>>>>showed up at my house naked, and they brought beer.
>>>
>>> How long have you had these delusions, Mos?
>>
>>You don't know what goes on at my house.
>
> It's apparent that neither do Summer, Peachy, or Elisabeth.

How can you be so certain? The man can be very forthcoming in his emails,
etc.

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TOPIC: Sex novels by instant download
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/72fd6a8158cbf98d?hl=en
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== 1 of 7 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 2:41 pm
From: peachy ashie passion

Larry Krzewinski wrote:

> On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:54:10 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>
>>>>>>Only Larry could take a child's innocent amusement ride
>>>>>>and turn it into a disturbing euphemism.
>>>>>
>>>>> Aww, don't sell yourself short Greg - you coulda done it
>>>>>too, if you'd tried.
>>>>
>>>>Um...thanks?
>>>
>>>Don't make me give you yet another motivational lesson, young man!
>>
>>Jeez, as if he's not lazy enough.
>
>
> Which explains why he needs another lesson.
>
> Hand me those electrified nipple clamps, will ya, kid.
>
> This might sting a little, Greg. Ready?
>
> BZZZZZZZZT!

How's watching you zapping your nipples going to sting Greg?

== 2 of 7 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 2:44 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 22:41:42 GMT, peachy ashie passion
<exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote:

>>>>>>>Only Larry could take a child's innocent amusement ride
>>>>>>>and turn it into a disturbing euphemism.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Aww, don't sell yourself short Greg - you coulda done it
>>>>>>too, if you'd tried.
>>>>>
>>>>>Um...thanks?
>>>>
>>>>Don't make me give you yet another motivational lesson, young man!
>>>
>>>Jeez, as if he's not lazy enough.
>>
>> Which explains why he needs another lesson.
>>
>> Hand me those electrified nipple clamps, will ya, kid.
>>
>> This might sting a little, Greg. Ready?
>>
>> BZZZZZZZZT!
>
> How's watching you zapping your nipples going to sting Greg?

I am not zapping my own nipples. Again.

== 3 of 7 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 4:38 pm
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:u8quj3hgbglpmf71rpeeavmf77dn0p82m4@4ax.com...
> On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:53:37 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>>>>>>> I have a severe issue whenever someone uses that whole "she was
>>>>>>>> his for the taking" BS. Oh my god. No.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Then I recommend you don't read those stories.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Perhaps that's why she rents the DVDs.
>>>>>
>>>>> I wonder if they arrive in the mail wrapped in plain brown paper?
>>>>
>>>>......the things that plague your thoughts....
>>>
>>> No, her DVDs.
>>
>>OK. Her DVDs that plague your thoughts.
>
> No. They probably arrive in a plain brown paper wrapper. SHEESH!
> Some folks obviously have absolutely no reading comprehension skills
> at all.

SRPOTW !!

== 4 of 7 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 4:39 pm
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:0lquj3dtdnja7l6vr56f4sbdalaeq8vrd9@4ax.com...
> On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:54:10 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>>>>> Only Larry could take a child's innocent amusement ride
>>>>>> and turn it into a disturbing euphemism.
>>>>>
>>>>> Aww, don't sell yourself short Greg - you coulda done it
>>>>> too, if you'd tried.
>>>>
>>>>Um...thanks?
>>>
>>> Don't make me give you yet another motivational lesson, young man!
>>
>>Jeez, as if he's not lazy enough.
>
> Which explains why he needs another lesson.
>
> Hand me those electrified nipple clamps, will ya, kid.
>
> This might sting a little, Greg. Ready?
>
> BZZZZZZZZT!

Jeez......self-inflicted.....you is weird.

== 5 of 7 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 4:39 pm
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:glruj39hp6o7cj1jv0hg7irk79p3qmrqfd@4ax.com...
> On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 22:41:42 GMT, peachy ashie passion
> <exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>>>>>>>Only Larry could take a child's innocent amusement ride
>>>>>>>>and turn it into a disturbing euphemism.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Aww, don't sell yourself short Greg - you coulda done it
>>>>>>>too, if you'd tried.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Um...thanks?
>>>>>
>>>>>Don't make me give you yet another motivational lesson, young man!
>>>>
>>>>Jeez, as if he's not lazy enough.
>>>
>>> Which explains why he needs another lesson.
>>>
>>> Hand me those electrified nipple clamps, will ya, kid.
>>>
>>> This might sting a little, Greg. Ready?
>>>
>>> BZZZZZZZZT!
>>
>> How's watching you zapping your nipples going to sting Greg?
>
> I am not zapping my own nipples. Again.

Rule #1 !

== 6 of 7 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 4:40 pm
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:loquj3hbqu9mtn97datj33vganhjh5gqur@4ax.com...
> On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:54:42 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>>>> I took her to Disneyland so I could take her on Mr. Toads'
>>>>> Wild Ride.
>>>>
>>>>Only Larry could take a child's innocent amusement ride and turn it into
>>>>a
>>>>disturbing euphemism.
>>>
>>> Euphemism? What euphemism?
>>
>>"I took her"
>
> And you phemismed her?

More of a phehemzeed.

== 7 of 7 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 4:41 pm
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:1qquj31g7ubgmkcm2r1se76khso84n5fgm@4ax.com...
> On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:58:40 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>>>I have a severe issue whenever someone uses that whole "she was his
>>>>for the taking" BS. Oh my god. No.
>>>
>>> You do realize that story was humor, right? Please don't tell us that
>>> you're taking things seriously here.
>>
>>It's true, Miss Linda. If it was something that should
>>be taken seriously, he would have typed:
>>"As she struggled against her bonds, she couldn't help
>>but notice Larry's wilted, limp, mostly useless manhood."
>
> Really? Because I don't think I would have typed that.

Yeah, you can't tell the truth if your life depended on it.

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TOPIC: The Roswell Story
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/a946dfd0dbeeb082?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 3:28 pm
From: weberm@polaris.net (Ubiquitous)

Many will recall that on July 8, 1947 witnesses claimed that an
unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and
cattle ranch outside Roswell , New Mexico .

This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by
the U.S.Air Force and the Federal Government.

However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948 , exactly nine
months after that historic day:

Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.;
Hillary Rodham;
John F. Kerry;
William Jefferson Clinton;
Howard Dean;
Nancy Pelosi;
Dianne Feinstein;
Charles E. Schumer and,
Barbara Boxer

were born.

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep... This piece of
information may clear up a lot of things.

--
It is simply breathtaking to watch the glee and abandon with which
the liberal media and the Angry Left have been attempting to turn
our military victory in Iraq into a second Vietnam quagmire. Too bad
for them, it's failing.

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TOPIC: MI5 Persecution: Jon Holmes (4-5/Jan/2002) (22113)
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/d5126fbef5592097?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 12:26 pm
From: MI5Victim@mi5.gov.uk

Virgin Radio-Jon Holmes (4-5/Jan/2002)

Here are two segments from Virgin FM, one on Friday, the other on Saturday,
both from the Jon Holmes evening show.

Certainty level: 80%

In early January 2002 I listened for the first time in some months to Virgin Radio,
specifically to the Jon Holmes evening show on Friday 4 January 2002. They promptly
attacked me verbally. Again, context is relevant. There are three instances in the
space of two minutes on this extract;

00:18 "are you lying?"
00:22 "it's not fair"
01:24 "everyone at the amateur c+ turbo programmers club found it hilarious"

The first phrase is a straight slander. MI5 were trying to portray me as a liar at
around this time; I have other audio with the same accusation. "are you lying?"; unsophisticated.

It's closely followed by the words "it's not fair". Note carefully the way he says it,
quickly, as if to deny what he says. The phrase "not fair" was first created by OCTS MD
H S.-W. in Nov/1992, and picked up on my first visit to hospital soon after
"they should have paid your fare").
Again, unsophisticated parrotting of a key phrase.

The third phrase is explicable through contemporaneous context. That morning I had
phoned about a C++ course. "c+ turbo programmers club"... again, somewhat brazen
we're-listening-to-what-he-says-on-the-phone, and he-can't-prove-it. Something got lost
in translation from MI5's watchers to Virgin, because "c+ turbo" means nothing.... there
is no C+ turbo language, only C++, of which Turbo C++ is one implementation.

Certainty level: 80%

I wasn't entirely convinced from Friday's programme, but the following evening's
show confirmed it. It contained a number of references to my condition, of which the
following excerpt is one such;

00:09 "I'm not well, and no-one cares"
00:24 "my voice sounds all funny"
01:01 "do you mean people that aren't mad"
01:05 "medical problem is it"

"I'm not well" doesn't mean he has a cold; it means he is being sarcastic about my
mental illness. "my voice sounds all funny" refers to the change in nature of my
voice when acute illness hits. "do you mean people that aren't mad" is obvious.
"medical problem is it"..... rubbing salt into the wound.

22113

--
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TOPIC: 12/12/12
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 4:43 pm
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:0squj355h0bsmdldn6mtludofok6td17ov@4ax.com...
> On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:42:02 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>>>> And all this time I thought he was a big believer in
>>>>> exercising the 2nd Amendment!
>>>>
>>>>Right now I'm busy being thankful for the 22nd Amendment.
>>>
>>> Given the makeup of today's Supreme Court, don't be surprised if they
>>> decide that amendment is unconstitutional right around election day
>>> next year.
>>
>>Hope they do so you won't need
>>somebody new to bitch about.
>
> What? I'd rather be roasted alive on a spit than have that happen.

Rule #1 !

> You're the one who thinks he's a "nice guy".

Rule #1 !

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TOPIC: Stupid Mistake
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/6d770b0b3fcbb8e8?hl=en
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== 1 of 3 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 4:44 pm
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:muquj3555k4rctcdpelnhu1irqol59odb6@4ax.com...
> On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:43:39 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>>>> We pretty much have to teach this kid everything, don't we, Greg?
>>>>
>>>>Hence my spelling is like it is.
>>>
>>> In some areas, you are just un-teachable.
>>
>>PKB.
>
> I am already fully edumacated!

More like fully enemanated.

== 2 of 3 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 5:53 pm
From: peachy ashie passion

Larry Krzewinski wrote:

> On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 16:53:18 -0500, "Greg Evans" <fake@bogus.com>
> wrote:
>
>
>>>>>>Since I've never had a fatty, you'll have
>>>>>>to tell me how you manage to catch 'em.
>>>>>
>>>>>Go to a rock concert, say to the guy next to you, "Yo, dude, don't
>>>>>bogart that fatty!", take it out of his hand, and take a good
>>>>>toke.
>>>>>Then pass it along to the next guy.
>>>>
>>>>That just don't sound right at all.
>>>
>>> Sounds like exactly how it happens to me.
>>
>>You get bogarted a lot?
>
>
> I know that I'd like to "Humphrey" Peachy.

I don't have any idea what to say to that.

== 3 of 3 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 5:59 pm
From: "MosNot"

"peachy ashie passion" <exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:sWM%i.407$oL5.303@trnddc05...
> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 16:53:18 -0500, "Greg Evans" <fake@bogus.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>>>>>Since I've never had a fatty, you'll have
>>>>>>>to tell me how you manage to catch 'em.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Go to a rock concert, say to the guy next to you, "Yo, dude, don't
>>>>>>bogart that fatty!", take it out of his hand, and take a good toke.
>>>>>>Then pass it along to the next guy.
>>>>>
>>>>>That just don't sound right at all.
>>>>
>>>> Sounds like exactly how it happens to me.
>>>
>>>You get bogarted a lot?
>>
>>
>> I know that I'd like to "Humphrey" Peachy.
>
> I don't have any idea what to say to that.

Tell him to go Bacall himself.

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