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* Scottish Dentist - 14 messages, 4 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/2816be6690c592af?hl=en
* Chinese food - 3 messages, 3 authors
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* The greatest men ever - 1 messages, 1 author
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* The greatest man ever - 1 messages, 1 author
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* Sex novels by instant download - 3 messages, 2 authors
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* surrender - 3 messages, 1 author
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TOPIC: Scottish Dentist
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== 1 of 14 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 2:35 pm
From: peachy ashie passion

Larry Krzewinski wrote:

> On Wed, 21 Nov 2007 19:49:48 GMT, peachy ashie passion
> <exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>>>>>>>"No comment", Peachy thought. She would have said it out loud but for
>>>>>>>the ball gag that had been loving placed in her mouth. Her back
>>>>>>>arched in pain caused by the hot candle wax being dripped onto her...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You know, it's actually not that painful. It's a lot like warm
>>>>>>water. Very soothing.
>>>>>
>>>>>God, I love true confessions!
>>>>
>>>> Yeah, you and I really gotta talk more.
>>>
>>>Quick! To the Bat Cave, er, Email Cave, Peachy Girl!
>>
>> Well gosh.
>
>
> My bat, your cave, 8 PM-ish?

You call it a bad? That's hilarious!

== 2 of 14 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 2:33 pm
From: "SummersFrenzy"

MosNot wrote:
>
>>> Ehh, so she runs hot and cold.
>>
>> You want lukewarm, you gotta accept still water
>
> Ehh, already got that, but thanks for the re-offer.

Re-offer? <puzzled> Whatever

== 3 of 14 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 2:37 pm
From: "SummersFrenzy"

Bill Colmers wrote:
> "SummersFrenzy"
>
>> They work? That doesn't sound so yay. As for mutation, that's a bit
>> personal
>
> If the receptors did not work, you wouldn't be alive. Let me suggest you
> attend my Intensive Pharmacology for Forensic Accountants course,
> held in my office 8:00 pm to midnight. This course is offered as a
> service to r.h. regulars for a nominal fee!

Alive is a subjective term . . . and I dunnae think I could afford your
fee - but thank you

== 4 of 14 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 2:43 pm
From: "ynotssor"

In news:Lj21j.22998$9h.529@trnddc07,
peachy ashie passion <exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote:

> You so don't know your McDonald's Menu!!

That's the nicest thing I've ever seen you say to anybody.

== 5 of 14 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 2:50 pm
From: "SummersFrenzy"

Greg Evans wrote:
> Bill Colmers wrote:
>
>> Let me suggest you attend my Intensive Pharmacology for Forensic
>> Accountants course, held in my office 8:00 pm to midnight.
>
> Or just watch this video:
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElFL4CrDMIY

Hmmmm - I never realized Bill is such a showman

== 6 of 14 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 2:52 pm
From: "SummersFrenzy"

Bill Colmers wrote:
> "SummersFrenzy"
>
>> You want lukewarm, you gotta accept still water
>
> I very much like the "runs deep" part.

Agreed . . . however, rapids ain't all that shallow

== 7 of 14 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 3:00 pm
From: "SummersFrenzy"

Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> Bill Colmers wrote:
>
>>Best smoked meat (Montreal kosher pastrami) in the world!
>
> Maybe, but that's one hell of a long drive from southern California
> just to get a sandwich.

And a lovely drive it is, too

== 8 of 14 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 3:28 pm
From: "Bill Colmers"

"SummersFrenzy"

> Hmmmm - I never realized Bill is such a showman

My dear, it's all substance!

Allow me to demonstrate (in private, it's not for the great unwashed)

Bill

== 9 of 14 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 3:30 pm
From: "Bill Colmers"

"SummersFrenzy" <icediamond_desire@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:13k9dnq3nk6tr1f@corp.supernews.com...
> Bill Colmers wrote:
>> "SummersFrenzy"
>>
>>> You want lukewarm, you gotta accept still water
>>
>> I very much like the "runs deep" part.
>
> Agreed . . . however, rapids ain't all that shallow

Depends on where they are, I guess. The deeper the channel, the greater the
cross sectional area, and the greater volume it will handle at a given
velocity

PDB

== 10 of 14 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 3:33 pm
From: "Bill Colmers"

"SummersFrenzy

> Alive is a subjective term . . . and I dunnae think I could afford your
> fee - but thank you

We have an E-Z payment plan here. Remember this is Canada, and higher
edumacation is highly-subsidized!

Bill

== 11 of 14 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 3:34 pm
From: "Bill Colmers"

"SummersFrenzy"

>>>Best smoked meat (Montreal kosher pastrami) in the world!
>>
>> Maybe, but that's one hell of a long drive from southern California
>> just to get a sandwich.
>
> And a lovely drive it is, too...

....and one hell of a sandwich!

Bill

== 12 of 14 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 4:28 pm
From: "SummersFrenzy"

Bill Colmers wrote:
> "SummersFrenzy"
>
>> Hmmmm - I never realized Bill is such a showman
>
> My dear, it's all substance!
>
> Allow me to demonstrate (in private, it's not for the great unwashed)

<purrrrrrrrs>

== 13 of 14 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 4:30 pm
From: "SummersFrenzy"

Bill Colmers wrote:
> "SummersFrenzy
>
>> Alive is a subjective term . . . and I dunnae think I could afford your
>> fee - but thank you
>
> We have an E-Z payment plan here. Remember this is Canada,
> and higher edumacation is highly-subsidized!

If I sneak across the border - in open view of the federales - do you think
I can still enroll without special foreigner status?

== 14 of 14 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 4:34 pm
From: "SummersFrenzy"

Bill Colmers wrote:
> SummersFrenzy wrote:
>> Bill Colmers wrote:
>>> "SummersFrenzy"
>>>
>>>> You want lukewarm, you gotta accept still water
>>>
>>> I very much like the "runs deep" part.
>>
>> Agreed . . . however, rapids ain't all that shallow
>
> Depends on where they are, I guess. The deeper the channel,
> the greater the cross sectional area, and the greater volume it
> will handle at a given velocity

<ponders> that sounds an awful like the lead into a swirling vortex . . .

COOL - I'm there!

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TOPIC: Chinese food
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== 1 of 3 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 2:25 pm
From: "Bill Colmers"

"Larry Krzewinski" <

> Do you think I'm rolling in super glue?

...and feathers. Lots and lots of feathers.

Bill

Beats tar, don't it?!

== 2 of 3 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 4:26 pm
From: "SummersFrenzy"

peachy ashie passion wrote:
> SummersFrenzy wrote:
>> peachy ashie passion wrote:
>
>>> dude! She's given you enough to make a full length mirror for the
>>> Jolly Green Giant!!
>>
>> <and the crypt door is again creaked open>
>
> Whut? I'm dead?

Hardly . . . 'least not by my hand . . . just noting that you've released
the monster - again

== 3 of 3 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 4:33 pm
From: peachy ashie passion

SummersFrenzy wrote:

> peachy ashie passion wrote:
>
>>SummersFrenzy wrote:
>>
>>>peachy ashie passion wrote:
>>
>>>> dude! She's given you enough to make a full length mirror for the
>>>>Jolly Green Giant!!
>>>
>>><and the crypt door is again creaked open>
>>
>> Whut? I'm dead?
>
>
> Hardly . . . 'least not by my hand . . . just noting that you've released
> the monster - again
>
>

Ahh. Well, that'd be my mission in life.

Just call me Dr. Frankenstein.

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TOPIC: The greatest men ever
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 2:49 pm
From: Josh k

Tim Bruening wrote:
> The 3 wise men? The 12 disciples?
MR.T

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TOPIC: The greatest man ever
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 2:50 pm
From: Josh k

Tim Bruening wrote:
> Buddha? Asoka (The Indian king who swore off war)? Bob Woodward? The
> soldier who blew the whistle on the Iraq prisoner abuse scandal?
Mr. T

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TOPIC: Sex novels by instant download
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== 1 of 3 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 3:10 pm
From: "SummersFrenzy"

Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>
> Summer's not only a plumber; she's undoubtedly a member of the
> Ambiguity R Us Club.

National Sarcasm Society, actually . . . ARU couldn't be bothered to
organize

== 2 of 3 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 4:33 pm
From: "MosNot"

"peachy ashie passion" <exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:8601j.3204$Mr.1687@trnddc04...
> MosNot wrote:
>
>> "SummersFrenzy" <icediamond_desire@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:13k8c13sqkrfbc3@corp.supernews.com...
>>
>>>Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>>>MosNot wrote:
>>>>>>>Only because once you do a good job,
>>>>>>>others expect you to do better.
>>>>>>When have I ever done a good job?
>>>>>We keep expecting that.
>>>>Me doing a good job, or me asking when have I done a good job?
>>><nod nod> precisely
>> Very close to my answer. ...oo, spooky...
>
> GMTA and all that.

Sometimes Summer and I have simliar thoughts, sometimes
Greg and I have similar thoughts, sometimes you and I have
similar thoughts.
Ever notice we never have similar thoughts to Larry.....

> peach
> ( Great Minds Think Alike)

...well, duh...

== 3 of 3 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 4:34 pm
From: "MosNot"

"SummersFrenzy" <icediamond_desire@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:13k9eprkiai4p70@corp.supernews.com...
> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>>
>> Summer's not only a plumber; she's undoubtedly a member of the
>> Ambiguity R Us Club.
>
> National Sarcasm Society, actually . . . ARU couldn't be bothered to
> organize

I would have joined but didn't want to jeopardize
my standing with Procrastinator's.....
ehh, I'll finish later.

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TOPIC: surrender
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== 1 of 3 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 4:35 pm
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:lk99k395g8majt0i3hs09k2ta7trfmf0ae@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:30:09 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>>>>>> Nope. And my handwriting is terrible enough to begin with.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>And surely to end with.
>>>>>
>>>>> A period, usually.
>>>>
>>>>You properly used a comma !
>>>
>>> I also properly used a period and I don't hear you commenting on that.
>>> You are punctuation prejudiced. I'm gonna get the NAACP* after you.
>>>
>>> *National Association of Commas and Periods
>>
>>Me, punctuation prejudiced ?! You're moreso than I am.
>>You're the one that keeps omitting the commas, yet you
>>always use a period. Yeah, and you suffer from question
>>mark abuse. You use it often, yet rarely use an exclamation mark.
>>Turn yourself in for neglecting the minorities and always favouring the
>>majorities.
>
> Who me

Misspelt: Homie.

== 2 of 3 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 4:36 pm
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:ug99k3pim3h5q0fqo54c14n7lv3ed9o12a@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 21 Nov 2007 07:57:13 -0500, "Greg Evans"
> <gregevansREMOVE@charterBLATHER.net> wrote:
>
>>>> Stop volunteering me to volunteer Mos.
>>>
>>> Return my Yugo and I'll consider it.
>>
>><gives Yugo a spirited shove>
>>Good thing you're closer to sea level than I am...
>
> You are such a dreamer. Do you really think that Yugo will coast up
> and over the Rocky Mountains?

Like I said, glad to be uphill from y'all.

== 3 of 3 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 4:37 pm
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:1n99k39a7h6cihqe9g3h44rvaplam9os1s@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 21 Nov 2007 07:59:59 -0500, "Greg Evans"
> <gregevansREMOVE@charterBLATHER.net> wrote:
>
>>> Sorry, had to do it. My Bwahaha was expiring tomorrow.
>>
>>Sounds to me like it already has.
>
> I just got it. They had a fire sale at atj.

Big whoop. They always had plenty of lame flames.

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