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* Stupid Mistake - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/6d770b0b3fcbb8e8?hl=en
* Scottish Dentist - 12 messages, 4 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/2816be6690c592af?hl=en
* Chinese food - 6 messages, 3 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/2450e65bb085dfcf?hl=en
* surrender - 3 messages, 3 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/c802089baaf3b7ea?hl=en
* ATJ.. Completely destroyed - 2 messages, 2 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/3f2805ea1da0a7e1?hl=en
* Sex novels by instant download - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/72fd6a8158cbf98d?hl=en

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TOPIC: Stupid Mistake
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/6d770b0b3fcbb8e8?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 7:36 am
From: "Greg Evans"

MosNot wrote:

>> Now it's official.
>
> What ?! Before Larry votes on it ?

Most specifically before Larry tries to vote on it.

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TOPIC: Scottish Dentist
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/2816be6690c592af?hl=en
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== 1 of 12 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 7:34 am
From: "MosNot"

"SummersFrenzy" <icediamond_desire@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:13k7fekd0tbah25@corp.supernews.com...
> MosNot wrote:
>> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>>
>>> Which brings us back to Summer the plumber.
>>
>> Ehh, so she runs hot and cold.
>
> You want lukewarm, you gotta accept still water

Ehh, already got that, but thanks for the re-offer.

== 2 of 12 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 7:35 am
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message

> Pink Lady.

You never dated outside your own ethnic group, huh.

== 3 of 12 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 7:36 am
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:olt7k35nbrmq3vmrnvm1o4u07bgdc7mtn7@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 20:36:29 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>>>> Never gonna happen.
>>>>
>>>>Oh, so you're never gonna specify the sexy women in r.h.
>>>
>>> Never gonna happen.
>>
>>Coward.
>
> Maybe. Maybe I'm a smart enough coward not to pick and choose.

Oh, too dumb to be diplomatic.

== 4 of 12 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 7:49 am
From: "Greg Evans"

MosNot wrote:

>>>>> Oh, so you're never gonna specify the sexy women in r.h.
>>>> Never gonna happen.
>>> Coward.
>> Maybe. Maybe I'm a smart enough coward not to pick and choose.
>
> Oh, too dumb to be diplomatic.

Or too tired to be inclusive.

== 5 of 12 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 8:18 am
From: "Bill Colmers"

"SummersFrenzy" <

>> Sorta kinda:
>> http://tinyurl.com/37jo6a
>
> Awww . . . Cute !!

Thought you'd like 'em. mind you, there were some less attractive members of
the Class that I decided would not elicit that endearing reaction from you.

PDB

== 6 of 12 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 8:20 am
From: "Bill Colmers"

"SummersFrenzy"

> They work? That doesn't sound so yay. As for mutation, that's a bit
> personal

If the receptors did not work, you wouldn't be alive. Let me suggest you
attend my Intensive Pharmacology for Forensic Accountants course, held in my
office 8:00 pm to midnight. This course is offered as a service to r.h.
regulars for a nominal fee!

Prof. Dr. Bill

== 7 of 12 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 8:21 am
From: "Bill Colmers"

"SummersFrenzy"

> You want lukewarm, you gotta accept still water

I very much like the "runs deep" part.

Bill

== 8 of 12 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 8:35 am
From: "Greg Evans"

Bill Colmers wrote:

> Let me suggest you attend my Intensive Pharmacology for Forensic
> Accountants course, held in my office 8:00 pm to midnight.

Or just watch this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElFL4CrDMIY

== 9 of 12 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 8:31 am
From: "Bill Colmers"

"SummersFrenzy" <

>>> I'm not the one eatin' at fast food joints of any nature . . .
>>
>> Not even Schlotzsky's or Quiznos ?.

Try http://tinyurl.com/e7j5l

Best smoked meat (Montreal kosher pastrami) in the world!

== 10 of 12 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 10:55 am
From: "Bill Colmers"

"Greg Evans" <

> Or just watch this video:
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElFL4CrDMIY

That was brilliant! Sadly, I know far too many of the players!

== 11 of 12 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 11:00 am
From: "Greg Evans"

Bill Colmers wrote:

> That was brilliant! Sadly, I know far too many of the players!

Why you gotta be a playah hatah?

== 12 of 12 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 11:49 am
From: peachy ashie passion

Larry Krzewinski wrote:

> On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:03:55 GMT, peachy ashie passion
> <exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>>>>>"No comment", Peachy thought. She would have said it out loud but for
>>>>>the ball gag that had been loving placed in her mouth. Her back
>>>>>arched in pain caused by the hot candle wax being dripped onto her...
>>>>
>>>> You know, it's actually not that painful. It's a lot like warm
>>>>water. Very soothing.
>>>
>>>God, I love true confessions!
>>
>> Yeah, you and I really gotta talk more.
>
>
> Quick! To the Bat Cave, er, Email Cave, Peachy Girl!

Well gosh.

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TOPIC: Chinese food
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/2450e65bb085dfcf?hl=en
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== 1 of 6 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 7:39 am
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:dut7k31kaoqi0iu2of6d20g413bgt7ijln@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 20:30:21 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>>>>>>>This is boring. Do something more funny.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Cool. I always did enjoy telling jokes when I ride bareback.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> With cool you mean the weather situation when riding bare?
>>>>>
>>>>>He meant that him being naked is something to joke about.
>>>>
>>>>I didn't know he was aware of that.
>>>
>>> I do have mirrors, you know.
>>
>>And you should thank Summer for them.
>
> Why? The ones she gives away are so tiny. I need full width
> mirrors.

Whatever works.

== 2 of 6 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 7:40 am
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:h1u7k35qu3d8uueh4vbgor1i4f4f8sog46@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 20:31:27 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>>>>>>>This is boring. Do something more funny.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Cool. I always did enjoy telling jokes when I ride bareback.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>With cool you mean the weather situation when riding bare?
>>>>>
>>>>> Not exactly. Body heat and strenuous exercise usually keeps me warm.
>>>>
>>>>He means his fat body puts out a lot of heat when he types.
>>>
>>> So what if I have warm fingers?
>>
>>Then take off your mittens.
>
> One cannot type with mittens on, Mos. Or, one could, but it would
> look like this:
>
> hhkjkhjodA FEWIcdanc a,mlqadjnqwfrJO]Vwmc
> ,MS

No, it would not.

== 3 of 6 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 7:45 am
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:c9u7k391ds4ifefbh58iccjcm1g92mmh8c@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 22:39:24 -0800, "ynotssor" <ynotssor@example.org>
> wrote:
>
>>>>> There is no snow on my belly button!
>>>>
>>>> There is no lint on Mt. Baldy, either.
>>>
>>> HA! When was the last time you were on MT. Baldy?
>>
>>2-1/2 years ago, but some may have drifted in since.
>
> With our lack of snow here, they have been **lint skiing** on MT Baldy
> ever since your last visit.

....so, your belly button finally overflowed....

== 4 of 6 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 8:41 am
From: "ynotssor"

In news:c9u7k391ds4ifefbh58iccjcm1g92mmh8c@4ax.com,
Larry Krzewinski <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote:

>>>>> There is no snow on my belly button!
>>>> There is no lint on Mt. Baldy, either.
>>> HA! When was the last time you were on MT. Baldy?
>>
>> 2-1/2 years ago, but some may have drifted in since.
>
> With our lack of snow here, they have been lint skiing on MT Baldy
> ever since your last visit.

That's not lint, that's ash.

== 5 of 6 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 8:43 am
From: "ynotssor"

In news:0cu7k3tt82n72hna3aa4h8i80evfraorvt@4ax.com,
Larry Krzewinski <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote:

>>>> Stay out of the path of the ooom-pah-pah.
>>>
>>> I think the tuba player has it in for me.
>>
>> You'll be surprised to find it's a Sousaphone -- tubas are played
>> while sitting, and it took ol' J.P. to reconstruct it into a horn
>> that could be played in a marching band.
>
> How many marching bands waltz?

At the DeutchesFest Parade, all of 'em.

== 6 of 6 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 11:55 am
From: peachy ashie passion

Larry Krzewinski wrote:

> On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 22:36:28 +0100, Elisabeth Mueller
> <maelmill@eunet.at> wrote:
>
>
>>>>>>This is boring. Do something more funny.
>>>>>
>>>>>Cool. I always did enjoy telling jokes when I ride bareback.
>>>>
>>>>With cool you mean the weather situation when riding bare?
>>>
>>>He meant that him being naked is something to joke about.
>>
>>I didn't know he was aware of that.
>
>
> I do have mirrors, you know.

We've certainly seen Summer give you enough of them!

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TOPIC: surrender
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/c802089baaf3b7ea?hl=en
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== 1 of 3 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 7:47 am
From: "MosNot"

"Greg Evans" <fake@bogus.com> wrote in message
news:5qj1edF106c8sU1@mid.individual.net...
> MosNot wrote:
>
>> Some of us are glad to live uphill from y'all.
>
> And we all wish you'd quit pissing in the creek.

Wishing is as effective as Larry's votes on things here.

== 2 of 3 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 8:33 am
From: "Bill Colmers"

"Larry Krzewinski" <

>>Starboard, now is that right or left? I always forget.
>
> The words port and left both have four letters and that's an easy way
> to remember the difference between port and starboard.

Starboard = Steuerbord, Port = Backbord

Barnacle Bill der Matrose

== 3 of 3 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 11:53 am
From: peachy ashie passion

Greg Evans wrote:

> peachy ashie passion wrote:
>
>
>>>Johnsons don't lie - they're proud, standup characters!
>>
>> That's certainly been my experience with them. That is, until
>>I get through with them.
>
>
> They're probably sad that you're going to leave them alone.
>
>

Once I'm done with them, they are beaten.

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TOPIC: ATJ.. Completely destroyed
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/3f2805ea1da0a7e1?hl=en
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 11:52 am
From: peachy ashie passion

Rumplestiltskin wrote:

> On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 21:44:32 GMT, peachy ashie passion
> <exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>>Rumplestiltskin wrote:
>>
>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:42:20 GMT, peachy ashie passion
>>><exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>MÐ wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Last post 11/16/07
>>>>>
>>>>>Poster: Max Destroyer
>>>>>
>>>>>Status of group: finito
>>>>>
>>>>>Time to lay waste to every last (non-rh) poster: 6 years 3 months
>>>>>
>>>>><turning out lights>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> You must be pleased as punch.
>>>>
>>>>Of course you do know one of them will turn up in a few months and
>>>>post again, right?
>>>>
>>>
>>>He's so proud of himself he built a porch over his dick.
>>>
>>
>> Hi Rumple babe! Haven't seen you in ages!
>
>
> I bin bizzy.
>

Well, git bizzy around here already, MD is calling the group kilt!

== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 12:02 pm
From: "Greg Evans"

peachy ashie passion wrote:

> MD is calling the group kilt!

He's just trying to skirt the issue.

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TOPIC: Sex novels by instant download
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/72fd6a8158cbf98d?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 11:59 am
From: peachy ashie passion

MosNot wrote:

> "SummersFrenzy" <icediamond_desire@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:13k8c13sqkrfbc3@corp.supernews.com...
>
>>Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>>MosNot wrote:
>>
>>>>>>Only because once you do a good job,
>>>>>>others expect you to do better.
>>>>>
>>>>>When have I ever done a good job?
>>>>
>>>>We keep expecting that.
>>>
>>>Me doing a good job, or me asking when have I done a good job?
>>
>><nod nod> precisely
>
>
> Very close to my answer. ...oo, spooky...
>
>

GMTA and all that.

peach
( Great Minds Think Alike)

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