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* ATJ.. Completely destroyed - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/3f2805ea1da0a7e1?hl=en
* Sex novels by instant download - 4 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/72fd6a8158cbf98d?hl=en
* Scottish Dentist - 15 messages, 2 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/2816be6690c592af?hl=en
* 12/12/12 - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/d2964a4ab1a46e7c?hl=en
* Stupid Mistake - 3 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/6d770b0b3fcbb8e8?hl=en
* The Roswell Story - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/a946dfd0dbeeb082?hl=en

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TOPIC: ATJ.. Completely destroyed
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/3f2805ea1da0a7e1?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sun, Nov 18 2007 12:34 am
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:11:51 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>> <turning out lights>
>
>Finally, since nobody's been home there for ages.

Atj must be responsible for global warming!

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TOPIC: Sex novels by instant download
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/72fd6a8158cbf98d?hl=en
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== 1 of 4 ==
Date: Sun, Nov 18 2007 12:35 am
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 17:38:30 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>> No. They probably arrive in a plain brown paper wrapper. SHEESH!
>> Some folks obviously have absolutely no reading comprehension skills
>> at all.
>
>SRPOTW !!

Not even close. Nice try, though.

== 2 of 4 ==
Date: Sun, Nov 18 2007 12:36 am
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:10:27 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>> Hand me those electrified nipple clamps, will ya, kid.
>>>> This might sting a little, Greg. Ready?
>>>> BZZZZZZZZT!
>>>
>>> How's watching you zapping your nipples going to sting Greg?
>>
>> Aaawwww man - and I thought you *liked* Greg . . . why wouldja go and put
>> that image out there for public consumption?
>
>Some images aren't very <vivid> for some of us.

BZZZZZZZZT!

OUCH!

== 3 of 4 ==
Date: Sun, Nov 18 2007 12:37 am
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 17:40:36 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>> I took her to Disneyland so I could take her on Mr. Toads'
>>>>>> Wild Ride.
>>>>>
>>>>>Only Larry could take a child's innocent amusement ride and turn it into
>>>>>a
>>>>>disturbing euphemism.
>>>>
>>>> Euphemism? What euphemism?
>>>
>>>"I took her"
>>
>> And you phemismed her?
>
>More of a phehemzeed.

Why don't I believe you?

== 4 of 4 ==
Date: Sun, Nov 18 2007 12:39 am
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 17:41:12 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>I have a severe issue whenever someone uses that whole "she was his
>>>>>for the taking" BS. Oh my god. No.
>>>>
>>>> You do realize that story was humor, right? Please don't tell us that
>>>> you're taking things seriously here.
>>>
>>>It's true, Miss Linda. If it was something that should
>>>be taken seriously, he would have typed:
>>>"As she struggled against her bonds, she couldn't help
>>>but notice Larry's wilted, limp, mostly useless manhood."
>>
>> Really? Because I don't think I would have typed that.
>
>Yeah, you can't tell the truth if your life depended on it.

Can too! I would have said "I do" on my wedding day even if her pappy
hadn't been pointin' that shotgun at me.

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TOPIC: Scottish Dentist
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== 1 of 15 ==
Date: Sun, Nov 18 2007 12:36 am
From: "SummersFrenzy"

MosNot wrote:
> SummersFrenzy wrote:
>
>> wow - easy play . . . where's the bondage stuff?
>
> My house. Don't be late.

<sly grin> such impassioned expectation could be rewarded. Assume your
position and wait patiently

== 2 of 15 ==
Date: Sun, Nov 18 2007 12:47 am
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 19:16:50 -0700, "SummersFrenzy"
<icediamond_desire@hotmail.com> wrote:

>>>>>Can't reply right now since Summer, Elisabeth, and Peachy
>>>>>showed up at my house naked, and they brought beer.
>>>>
>>>> How long have you had these delusions, Mos?
>>>
>>>You don't know what goes on at my house.
>>
>> It's apparent that neither do Summer, Peachy, or Elisabeth.
>
>How can you be so certain? The man can be very forthcoming in his emails,
>etc.

That man? Please remember that we are discussing Mos here.

== 3 of 15 ==
Date: Sun, Nov 18 2007 12:50 am
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 19:20:21 -0700, "SummersFrenzy"
<icediamond_desire@hotmail.com> wrote:

>>>Or maybe you didn't since you may very well
>>>have to pause between words when you talk.
>>
>> I.......most......certainly......do.......not!
>
><ahem> are you castigating my usage of the ellipsis ??

Not at all. I'm casting aspersions instead. How do you like them
ellipsis? <g>

== 4 of 15 ==
Date: Sun, Nov 18 2007 12:52 am
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:22:19 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>> Who else writes bondage porn for you here besides me?
>>>>
>>>> ...That *you* know of, you mean?
>>>
>>> He did say *here*....
>>
>> Peachy has bondage authors and wannabes around the globe, boys . . .
>> southern Cali is easy pickings for her perusal process . . . she's been
>> kind and tried to protect Larry's ego
>
>Looks like she's got a full time job doing that.....

Yep. HEY!

== 5 of 15 ==
Date: Sun, Nov 18 2007 12:52 am
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 19:09:49 -0700, "SummersFrenzy"
<icediamond_desire@hotmail.com> wrote:

>>>> Who else writes bondage porn for you here besides me?
>>>
>>> ...That *you* know of, you mean?
>>
>> He did say *here*....
>
>Peachy has bondage authors and wannabes around the globe, boys . . .
>southern Cali is easy pickings for her perusal process . . . she's been kind
>and tried to protect Larry's ego

My ego is very fragile, you know.

== 6 of 15 ==
Date: Sun, Nov 18 2007 12:53 am
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 01:54:29 GMT, peachy ashie passion
<exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote:

>> "No comment", Peachy thought. She would have said it out loud but for
>> the ball gag that had been loving placed in her mouth. Her back
>> arched in pain caused by the hot candle wax being dripped onto her...
>
> You know, it's actually not that painful. It's a lot like warm
>water. Very soothing.

God, I love true confessions!

== 7 of 15 ==
Date: Sun, Nov 18 2007 12:54 am
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 19:13:05 -0700, "SummersFrenzy"
<icediamond_desire@hotmail.com> wrote:

>>>> Peachy! I am so surprised by that. Who else writes bondage porn for
>>>> you here besides me?
>>>
>>> No comment
>>
>> "No comment", Peachy thought. She would have said it out loud but for
>> the ball gag that had been loving placed in her mouth. Her back
>> arched in pain caused by the hot candle wax being dripped onto her...
>
>wow - easy play . . . where's the bondage stuff?

That was in an earlier post. Where were you, missy?

== 8 of 15 ==
Date: Sun, Nov 18 2007 12:55 am
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 17:46:29 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>> "No comment", Peachy thought. She would have said it out loud but for
>> the ball gag that had been loving placed in her mouth. Her back
>> arched in pain caused by the hot candle wax being dripped onto her...
>
>What is this, more Remedial Writer's Class ?

In your case, that would be remedial reading class.

== 9 of 15 ==
Date: Sun, Nov 18 2007 12:56 am
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 19:14:57 -0700, "SummersFrenzy"
<icediamond_desire@hotmail.com> wrote:

>>> Looks like she's on to us, guys!
>>
>> Dang! I usually hide it better than that.
>
>Only because they *want* to believe they're sly . . .

We're sly as sloths. Wait... did that sound right?

== 10 of 15 ==
Date: Sun, Nov 18 2007 1:02 am
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 01:36:42 -0700, "SummersFrenzy"
<icediamond_desire@hotmail.com> wrote:

>>> wow - easy play . . . where's the bondage stuff?
>>
>> My house. Don't be late.
>
><sly grin> such impassioned expectation could be rewarded. Assume your
>position and wait patiently

Denver Post
November 26, 2007

YOUNG MAN FOUND DEAD IN ASSUMED POSITION
Death due to dehydration says coroner

== 11 of 15 ==
Date: Sun, Nov 18 2007 1:06 am
From: "SummersFrenzy"

Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> SummersFrenzy wrote:
>
>>How can you be so certain? The man can be very forthcoming
>>in his emails, etc.
>
> That man? Please remember that we are discussing Mos here.

No, we're discussing MosNot . . . you really need to learn to make that
distinction

== 12 of 15 ==
Date: Sun, Nov 18 2007 1:09 am
From: "SummersFrenzy"

Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> SummersFrenzy wrote:
>
>> . . . she's been kind and tried to protect Larry's ego
>
> My ego is very fragile, you know.

Crystal can be like that . . . good strong chemical bond (I think), but
otherwise fairly weak . . . oh wait, that's MY ego . . . sheesh

== 13 of 15 ==
Date: Sun, Nov 18 2007 1:11 am
From: "SummersFrenzy"

Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>
>>> "No comment", Peachy thought. She would have said it out
>>> loud but for the ball gag that had been loving placed in her
>>> mouth. Her back arched in pain caused by the hot candle wax
>>> being dripped onto her...
>>
>> You know, it's actually not that painful. It's a lot like warm
>>water. Very soothing.
>
> God, I love true confessions!

Your lack of experience is showing

== 14 of 15 ==
Date: Sun, Nov 18 2007 1:17 am
From: "SummersFrenzy"

Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> SummersFrenzy wrote:
>
>>wow - easy play . . . where's the bondage stuff?
>
> That was in an earlier post. Where were you, missy?

Working . . . flirting outrageously . . . working . . . titillating
coworkers at the holiday party . . . working . . . finding cute guys to
torment . . . working . . . slept for a bit . . . did I mention I was
working?

== 15 of 15 ==
Date: Sun, Nov 18 2007 1:20 am
From: "SummersFrenzy"

Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> SummersFrenzy wrote:
>
>>>> Looks like she's on to us, guys!
>>>
>>> Dang! I usually hide it better than that.
>>
>>Only because they *want* to believe they're sly . . .
>
> We're sly as sloths. Wait... did that sound right?

Certainly, dear . . . sleepily crafty and even somewhat dodgy

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TOPIC: 12/12/12
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sun, Nov 18 2007 12:40 am
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 17:43:21 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>> You're the one who thinks he's a "nice guy".
>
>Rule #1 !

It's in the archives, Mos. You actually said you liked him quite a
number of times. Don't make me post your quotes here.

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TOPIC: Stupid Mistake
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/6d770b0b3fcbb8e8?hl=en
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== 1 of 3 ==
Date: Sun, Nov 18 2007 12:41 am
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 01:53:28 GMT, peachy ashie passion
<exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote:

>>>>>>>Since I've never had a fatty, you'll have
>>>>>>>to tell me how you manage to catch 'em.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Go to a rock concert, say to the guy next to you, "Yo, dude, don't
>>>>>>bogart that fatty!", take it out of his hand, and take a good
>>>>>>toke.
>>>>>>Then pass it along to the next guy.
>>>>>
>>>>>That just don't sound right at all.
>>>>
>>>> Sounds like exactly how it happens to me.
>>>
>>>You get bogarted a lot?
>>
>> I know that I'd like to "Humphrey" Peachy.
>
> I don't have any idea what to say to that.

That's easy. Just say "Ok".

== 2 of 3 ==
Date: Sun, Nov 18 2007 12:42 am
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 19:28:16 -0700, "SummersFrenzy"
<icediamond_desire@hotmail.com> wrote:

>>>>You get bogarted a lot?
>>>
>>> I know that I'd like to "Humphrey" Peachy.
>>
>> I don't have any idea what to say to that.
>
>That he doesn't have what it takes to be your Bacall girl

It's what I do have that makes me ineligible.

== 3 of 3 ==
Date: Sun, Nov 18 2007 12:43 am
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 17:44:05 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>> We pretty much have to teach this kid everything, don't we, Greg?
>>>>>
>>>>>Hence my spelling is like it is.
>>>>
>>>> In some areas, you are just un-teachable.
>>>
>>>PKB.
>>
>> I am already fully edumacated!
>
>More like fully enemanated.

It'll be high times in the old colon-town tonight?

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TOPIC: The Roswell Story
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/a946dfd0dbeeb082?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sun, Nov 18 2007 1:04 am
From: Tim Howard

Ubiquitous wrote:
> Many will recall that on July 8, 1947 witnesses claimed that an
> unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and
> cattle ranch outside Roswell , New Mexico .
>
>
> This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by
> the U.S.Air Force and the Federal Government.
>
>
> However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948 , exactly nine
> months after that historic day:
>
What I know is your are either a liar, an idiot, or both.
>
> Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.;
> Hillary Rodham;
> John F. Kerry;
> William Jefferson Clinton;
> Howard Dean;
> Nancy Pelosi;
> Dianne Feinstein;
> Charles E. Schumer and,
> Barbara Boxer
>
>
> were born.
>
Feinstein was born in 1933. Boxer born in 1940. Rodham born in 1947.
Schumer born in 1950. Pelosi born in 1940. Kerry born in 1943.
Clinton born in 1946.
>
> See what happens when aliens breed with sheep... This piece of
> information may clear up a lot of things.
>
This clears up nothing because it is not true.

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