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* Sex novels by instant download - 9 messages, 2 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/72fd6a8158cbf98d?hl=en
* Stupid Mistake - 3 messages, 2 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/6d770b0b3fcbb8e8?hl=en
* Scottish Dentist - 10 messages, 3 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/2816be6690c592af?hl=en
* MI5 Persecution: he's an idiot you know 3/11/00 (17763) - 1 messages, 1
author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/3df8ea169b1cd891?hl=en
* lost opportunity regained? - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/8d4300ee33cbd5c8?hl=en
* 12/12/12 - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/d2964a4ab1a46e7c?hl=en

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TOPIC: Sex novels by instant download
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/72fd6a8158cbf98d?hl=en
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== 1 of 9 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 9:48 am
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:s0vsj35913f4ms1ieu6p2fddf5fcl99g3n@4ax.com...
> On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 17:47:34 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>>> I have a severe issue whenever someone uses that whole "she was
>>>> his for the taking" BS. Oh my god. No.
>>>
>>> Then I recommend you don't read those stories.
>>
>>Perhaps that's why she rents the DVDs.
>
> I wonder if they arrive in the mail wrapped in plain brown paper?

......the things that plague your thoughts....

== 2 of 9 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 9:49 am
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:23vsj3p27futbjhb2a7gcth71eljp6n90p@4ax.com...
> On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 17:47:05 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>>I have a severe issue whenever someone uses that whole "she was his
>>> for the taking" BS. Oh my god. No.
>>
>>It all depends on where he takes her.
>
> I took her to Disneyland so I could take her on Mr. Toads' Wild Ride.

How long have you had these delusions, Larry ?

== 3 of 9 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 9:50 am
From: "MosNot"

"peachy ashie passion" <exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:6rE%i.2735$V74.2614@trnddc02...
> MosNot wrote:
>
>> "peachy ashie passion" <exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:rMn%i.1889$dl4.451@trnddc04...
>>
>>>MosNot wrote:
>>>>Jeez, give him an excuse to say something
>>>>about waving his wand at you.
>>>
>>> I'm all about the KA-CHING!
>>
>> He can just go blog his Ka-CHING.
> Just so long as he isn't blogging mine.

He's always too busy blogging his own kachingie.

== 4 of 9 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 9:51 am
From: "MosNot"

"peachy ashie passion" <exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:0dF%i.363$oL5.335@trnddc05...
> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 21:16:07 GMT, peachy ashie passion
>> <exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>>Jeez, give him an excuse to say something
>>>>about waving his wand at you.
>>>
>>> I'm all about the KA-CHING!
>>
>>
>> Are you and I still using the barter method to pay our respective
>> setup fees?
>
> Still?

As in that's the way you won't stand for his kak.

== 5 of 9 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 10:53 am
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 10:48:36 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>> I have a severe issue whenever someone uses that whole "she was
>>>>> his for the taking" BS. Oh my god. No.
>>>>
>>>> Then I recommend you don't read those stories.
>>>
>>>Perhaps that's why she rents the DVDs.
>>
>> I wonder if they arrive in the mail wrapped in plain brown paper?
>
>......the things that plague your thoughts....

No, her DVDs.

== 6 of 9 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 11:02 am
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 09:59:27 -0500, "Greg Evans"
<gregevansREMOVE@charterBLATHER.net> wrote:

>Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>
>> I took her to Disneyland so I could take her on Mr. Toads'
>> Wild Ride.
>
>Only Larry could take a child's innocent amusement ride and turn it into a
>disturbing euphemism.

Euphemism? What euphemism?

== 7 of 9 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 11:03 am
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 11:43:07 -0500, "Greg Evans"
<gregevansREMOVE@charterBLATHER.net> wrote:

>>> Only Larry could take a child's innocent amusement ride
>>> and turn it into a disturbing euphemism.
>>
>> Aww, don't sell yourself short Greg - you coulda done it
>> too, if you'd tried.
>
>Um...thanks?

Don't make me give you yet another motivational lesson, young man!

== 8 of 9 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 11:03 am
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 10:49:05 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>I have a severe issue whenever someone uses that whole "she was his
>>>> for the taking" BS. Oh my god. No.
>>>
>>>It all depends on where he takes her.
>>
>> I took her to Disneyland so I could take her on Mr. Toads' Wild Ride.
>
>How long have you had these delusions, Larry ?

<grin>

== 9 of 9 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 11:06 am
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 17:07:08 GMT, peachy ashie passion
<exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote:

>>>>Jeez, give him an excuse to say something
>>>>about waving his wand at you.
>>>
>>> I'm all about the KA-CHING!
>>
>> Are you and I still using the barter method to pay our respective
>> setup fees?
>
> Still?

<grin>

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TOPIC: Stupid Mistake
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/6d770b0b3fcbb8e8?hl=en
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== 1 of 3 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 9:52 am
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message

> We pretty much have to teach this kid everything, don't we, Greg?

Hence my spelling is like it is.

== 2 of 3 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 9:54 am
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:lkvsj3hf10g2a1lhd85l1qladngrrt5427@4ax.com...
> On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 16:53:18 -0500, "Greg Evans" <fake@bogus.com>
> wrote:
>
>>>>>> Since I've never had a fatty, you'll have
>>>>>> to tell me how you manage to catch 'em.
>>>>> Go to a rock concert, say to the guy next to you, "Yo, dude, don't
>>>>> bogart that fatty!", take it out of his hand, and take a good
>>>>> toke.
>>>>> Then pass it along to the next guy.
>>>> That just don't sound right at all.
>>>
>>> Sounds like exactly how it happens to me.
>>
>>You get bogarted a lot?
>
> I know that I'd like to "Humphrey" Peachy.

He means if he ever got to hump her,
he'd remind her of a lamprey.

== 3 of 3 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 11:14 am
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 10:52:37 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>> We pretty much have to teach this kid everything, don't we, Greg?
>
>Hence my spelling is like it is.

In some areas, you are just un-teachable.

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TOPIC: Scottish Dentist
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/2816be6690c592af?hl=en
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== 1 of 10 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 10:28 am
From: peachy ashie passion

MosNot wrote:
> "Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
> news:5qvsj3tsu41da752kjmh3vuad44g5gope6@4ax.com...
>
>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 08:10:40 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
>>wrote:
>>
>>
>>>>>>>>I'm fully recovered, thanks.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Now you and your chair seatcushion match?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>A stitch in time saves Mos?
>>>>>
>>>>>You mean now or then ?
>>>>
>>>>Nine.
>>>
>>>No speekie Germanic.
>>
>>You no speekie English either.
>
>
> You left out a comma.
>
>

Or possibly two.

== 2 of 10 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 10:33 am
From: "Greg Evans"

peachy ashie passion wrote:

>> She's pretty smart - for a chick.
>
> Well, THAT's a comment that was better
> left unsaid.
^^^^^^^^^^^
Now, you *know* we don't do that here!

== 3 of 10 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 10:33 am
From: "Greg Evans"

peachy ashie passion wrote:

>>> Looks like she's on to us, guys!
>> She's pretty smart - for a chick.
>
> Which is to say... smarter than the lot of you guys put
> together.

Wow - she really IS on to us!

== 4 of 10 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 11:15 am
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 10:45:45 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>Can't reply right now since Summer, Elisabeth, and Peachy
>>>showed up at my house naked, and they brought beer.
>>
>> How long have you had these delusions, Mos?
>
>You don't know what goes on at my house.

It's apparent that neither do Summer, Peachy, or Elisabeth.

== 5 of 10 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 11:17 am
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 18:28:07 GMT, peachy ashie passion
<exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>I'm fully recovered, thanks.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Now you and your chair seatcushion match?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>A stitch in time saves Mos?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You mean now or then ?
>>>>>
>>>>>Nine.
>>>>
>>>>No speekie Germanic.
>>>
>>>You no speekie English either.
>>
>> You left out a comma.
>
> Or possibly two.

At, times, you, guys, are, impossible, to, please.

== 6 of 10 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 11:24 am
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 09:57:29 -0500, "Greg Evans"
<gregevansREMOVE@charterBLATHER.net> wrote:

>>>>> Anytime anyone puts in a little bit of
>>>>> effort, it counts in my book!
>>>> Larry must really be in your book
>>>> since he puts in very little effort.
>>> And no comment at that one either.
>>
>> Thank you, dear. I owe you one.
>
>Reckon you'll ever make an effort to pay her back?

My answer that question will be multiple choice.

a: I'll make every effort to payback Peachy - the sweetest, most
wonderful, sexiest woman on the face of the earth - someday.

b: Hey! I'll have you know I already pay her all the time.

c: None of the above

d: Both of the above

== 7 of 10 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 11:26 am
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 16:11:15 GMT, peachy ashie passion
<exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote:

>>>>>> Anytime anyone puts in a little bit of
>>>>>>effort, it counts in my book!
>>>>>
>>>>>Larry must really be in your book
>>>>>since he puts in very little effort.
>>>>
>>>> And no comment at that one either.
>>>
>>>Thank you, dear. I owe you one.
>>
>> Reckon you'll ever make an effort to pay her back?
>>
> About his usual level of effort, I expect.

Peachy! I am so surprised by that. Who else writes bondage porn for
you here besides me?

== 8 of 10 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 11:27 am
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:33:49 -0500, "Greg Evans"
<gregevansREMOVE@charterBLATHER.net> wrote:

>>>> Looks like she's on to us, guys!
>>> She's pretty smart - for a chick.
>>
>> Which is to say... smarter than the lot of you guys put
>> together.
>
>Wow - she really IS on to us!

I know! I'm scared, Greg, very scared!

== 9 of 10 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 11:27 am
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 10:47:52 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>> At the risk of repeating myself I shall reiterate "Good luck with
>>>>>> that".
>>>>>
>>>>>Risk of repeating yourself ?! HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa
>>>>>
>>>>>BTW: you left two commas out of your statement.
>>>>
>>>> I've been commatose for the last month or so.
>>>
>>>It's a blog thing.
>>
>> I, think, you're, right, kid.
>
>Using them all now don't make up for ones not used.

Think of them as back pay.

== 10 of 10 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 11:30 am
From: "Greg Evans"

Larry Krzewinski wrote:

> Who else writes bondage porn for you here besides me?

...That *you* know of, you mean?

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TOPIC: MI5 Persecution: he's an idiot you know 3/11/00 (17763)
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/3df8ea169b1cd891?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 7:12 am
From: MI5Victim@mi5.gov.uk

Balham High Road (3/Nov/2000)

Certainty level: 60%

On 3 November 2000, I had just got off the bus in Balham High Road,
when I heard a group of schoolgirls shouting and laughing. One of them yelled;

"He's an idiot you know."

You can hear this on the above clip; it is followed by laughter. I am
not quite sure this is about me, which is why I have only given it
a two in three probability. I have been attacked many times with the
word "idiot", which seems to be a favourite with intellectual lightweights
who want to bring down bigger game. (Back in 1992 I was so worried by the
attacks on my intelligence that I took the test and joined Mensa......
does that make me a *clever* idiot? Never mind.)

17763

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TOPIC: lost opportunity regained?
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 11:10 am
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 09:55:27 -0500, "Greg Evans"
<gregevansREMOVE@charterBLATHER.net> wrote:

>> That Greg is putting us on a train to Squaresville and
>> that is not cool.
>
>That's the train OUT OF your home town of Squaresville, and you've been
>refusing to board for years.

Like....wow, daddio! You're a real flat tire, I mean a cube, man.

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TOPIC: 12/12/12
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 11:13 am
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 09:53:43 -0500, "Greg Evans"
<gregevansREMOVE@charterBLATHER.net> wrote:

>> And all this time I thought he was a big believer in
>> exercising the 2nd Amendment!
>
>Right now I'm busy being thankful for the 22nd Amendment.

Given the makeup of today's Supreme Court, don't be surprised if they
decide that amendment is unconstitutional right around election day
next year.

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