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* lost opportunity regained? - 4 messages, 2 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/8d4300ee33cbd5c8?hl=en
* Stupid Mistake - 4 messages, 2 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/6d770b0b3fcbb8e8?hl=en
* Scottish Dentist - 11 messages, 3 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/2816be6690c592af?hl=en
* 12/12/12 - 4 messages, 4 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/d2964a4ab1a46e7c?hl=en
* Sex novels by instant download - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/72fd6a8158cbf98d?hl=en
* Fatties - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/1685f288b7f3080e?hl=en

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TOPIC: lost opportunity regained?
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/8d4300ee33cbd5c8?hl=en
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== 1 of 4 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 14 2007 1:26 am
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 19:59:07 -0800, "ynotssor" <ynotssor@example.org>
wrote:

>> In Possum Junction the only running water they have is in
>> the creek.
>
>Not true .. they're advertising hot running water in the outhouse basements
>that are rented out.

I hope that Greg gets a chance to rent one of those!

== 2 of 4 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 14 2007 1:27 am
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 22:04:41 -0500, "Greg Evans"
<gregevansREMOVE@charterBLATHER.net> wrote:

>> Greg usually takes his cold baths with the local possums. I
>> wonder if he's ever had a hot bath. In Possum Junction the
>> only running water they have is in the creek.
>
>http://www.nchotsprings.com/hstaspa.htm

I don't know who you're trying to fool, but that spa was not in Possum
Junction.

== 3 of 4 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 14 2007 7:09 am
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:vpflj3ld3gf48ss0k10lmd3icte9ou4htn@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 22:04:41 -0500, "Greg Evans"
> <gregevansREMOVE@charterBLATHER.net> wrote:
>
>>> Greg usually takes his cold baths with the local possums. I
>>> wonder if he's ever had a hot bath. In Possum Junction the
>>> only running water they have is in the creek.
>>
>>http://www.nchotsprings.com/hstaspa.htm
>
> I don't know who you're trying to fool, but that spa was not in Possum
> Junction.

Feh. So you're gonna quibble over property lines.

== 4 of 4 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 14 2007 8:42 am
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 08:09:12 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>> Greg usually takes his cold baths with the local possums. I
>>>> wonder if he's ever had a hot bath. In Possum Junction the
>>>> only running water they have is in the creek.
>>>
>>>http://www.nchotsprings.com/hstaspa.htm
>>
>> I don't know who you're trying to fool, but that spa was not in Possum
>> Junction.
>
>Feh. So you're gonna quibble over property lines.

I'm not quibbling over property lines at all. I'm quibbling over
Greg's line of BS.

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TOPIC: Stupid Mistake
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/6d770b0b3fcbb8e8?hl=en
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== 1 of 4 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 14 2007 1:28 am
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 20:34:30 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>> You know what they call people who willingly give it
>>>>>>>>>>> away for free...
>>>>>>>>>> Happily single.
>>>>>>>>> The answer I was looking for is "poor".
>>>>>>>> You want to be happily poor ?
>>>>>>>"Happy" will suffice.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> To dream the impossible dream...
>>>>>
>>>>>Speaking of which.....how's your luck
>>>>>with Summer, Elisabeth, or Peachy ?
>>>>
>>>> Well, they all are still talking to me.
>>>
>>>That would be noisy.
>>
>> I never said I was actually listening to them.
>
>It would still be noisy.

Yeah, but I tune it out most of the time. I normally only listen to
them when they start hitting me or call me for dinner.

== 2 of 4 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 14 2007 1:29 am
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 18:54:10 -0800, "ynotssor" <ynotssor@example.org>
wrote:

>> Yeah, the rest of us drink Schlitz.
>
>"Hey ... PABST BLUE RIBBON!!"

Get a keg, dude! PARTY!

== 3 of 4 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 14 2007 7:07 am
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:tuflj390abecttm0fehs20e0j52i3cs1kg@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 18:54:10 -0800, "ynotssor" <ynotssor@example.org>
> wrote:
>
>>> Yeah, the rest of us drink Schlitz.
>>
>>"Hey ... PABST BLUE RIBBON!!"
>
> Get a keg, dude! PARTY!

Sheesh, what about Hamms ?

== 4 of 4 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 14 2007 7:08 am
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:2tflj3181dunf81742hg3mll7vn3tc9f9v@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 20:34:30 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>>>>>>>>>>> You know what they call people who willingly give it
>>>>>>>>>>>> away for free...
>>>>>>>>>>> Happily single.
>>>>>>>>>> The answer I was looking for is "poor".
>>>>>>>>> You want to be happily poor ?
>>>>>>>>"Happy" will suffice.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> To dream the impossible dream...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Speaking of which.....how's your luck
>>>>>>with Summer, Elisabeth, or Peachy ?
>>>>>
>>>>> Well, they all are still talking to me.
>>>>
>>>>That would be noisy.
>>>
>>> I never said I was actually listening to them.
>>
>>It would still be noisy.
>
> Yeah, but I tune it out most of the time.

Shows you have a closed mind.

> I normally only listen to
> them when they start hitting me or call me for dinner.

Only ? Those are musts.

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TOPIC: Scottish Dentist
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/2816be6690c592af?hl=en
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== 1 of 11 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 14 2007 1:30 am
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 21:52:57 -0500, "Greg Evans"
<gregevansREMOVE@charterBLATHER.net> wrote:

>>> You needn't brag about knowning Larry.
>>
>> Greg doesn't really known me at all, kid.
>
>Not so you'd knowntice, anyway.

I knewn you were going to say that.

== 2 of 11 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 14 2007 1:32 am
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 20:39:37 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>> Must be sane idiots that say that.
>>>>
>>>> Takes one to know one...
>>>
>>>You needn't brag about knowning Larry.
>>
>> Greg doesn't really known me at all, kid.
>
>Perhaps he's just been guessening all this time.

Perhaps. Perhaps one day you'll buy a spell checker that actually
works.

== 3 of 11 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 14 2007 1:35 am
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 20:42:12 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>> Like the one in Popeye?
>>>> Heh! Shelly Duvall's career as a film actress has always puzzled me
>>>> greatly!
>>>Career ?
>>
>> Her career. Believe it or not.
>>
>> http://tinyurl.com/3x2bpg
>
>I was not aware she was in more than three or four things.
>Not that I'd go out of my way to look into the matter.

I knew she was in a few. One of my wife's favorite movies is
"Roxanne" and Shelly Duvall has a role in it. My wife must have
watched it 100 times over the years. We own the DVD.

== 4 of 11 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 14 2007 1:36 am
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 21:53:37 -0500, "Greg Evans"
<gregevansREMOVE@charterBLATHER.net> wrote:

>> Usually he makes a rude comment, not an order.
>
>I gotcher "order" right here!

Ask him if he wants fries with that.

== 5 of 11 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 14 2007 1:38 am
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 20:48:06 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>See why I say your opinions don't count.
>>>>>>>>>> There's a reason that I don't number them, Mos.
>>>>>>>>>Because one is the loneliest number.
>>>>>>>> No, because they all fight to be number 1. I can't afford to show
>>>>>>>> any
>>>>>>>> favoritism.
>>>>>>>So you don't care who you vote for.
>>>>>> I can't answer that if my opinions don't count.
>>>>>Exactly.
>>>> But I will anyhow.
>>>How can you if you can't ?
>>
>> By using Rule #1, of course!
>
>You mean this one:
>http://tinyurl.com/yqb946

Although that may be a good Rule #1 for cannabis, it isn't as good as
my Rule #1 for rec.humor.

== 6 of 11 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 14 2007 7:10 am
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:k0glj35g07q0qotfl4f6cvtua75nhqpqcs@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 21:52:57 -0500, "Greg Evans"
> <gregevansREMOVE@charterBLATHER.net> wrote:
>
>>>> You needn't brag about knowning Larry.
>>>
>>> Greg doesn't really known me at all, kid.
>>
>>Not so you'd knowntice, anyway.
>
> I knewn you were going to say that.

Ahem. It's "I knewn you was gonna said that."

== 7 of 11 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 14 2007 7:11 am
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:42glj3p3l9vvipkko9scneo796vi05bfqg@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 20:39:37 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>>>>> Must be sane idiots that say that.
>>>>>
>>>>> Takes one to know one...
>>>>
>>>>You needn't brag about knowning Larry.
>>>
>>> Greg doesn't really known me at all, kid.
>>
>>Perhaps he's just been guessening all this time.
>
> Perhaps. Perhaps one day you'll buy a spell checker that actually
> works.

That would cuticate out about half yer commentcations.

== 8 of 11 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 14 2007 7:13 am
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:h6glj3t6btel0apjkoasb4oeo8fpi6q2ds@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 20:42:12 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>>>>> Like the one in Popeye?
>>>>> Heh! Shelly Duvall's career as a film actress has always puzzled me
>>>>> greatly!
>>>>Career ?
>>>
>>> Her career. Believe it or not.
>>>
>>> http://tinyurl.com/3x2bpg
>>
>>I was not aware she was in more than three or four things.
>>Not that I'd go out of my way to look into the matter.
>
> I knew she was in a few. One of my wife's favorite movies is
> "Roxanne" and Shelly Duvall has a role in it. My wife must have
> watched it 100 times over the years. We own the DVD.

Well, one of my faviourite movies is "Alien" and she's not in it.
And I own the DVD.
Come to think of it, she's not in almost all the DVDs I own.

== 9 of 11 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 14 2007 7:14 am
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:7eglj351ffk8fo0lbqio4v1146nusfulhu@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 20:48:06 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>See why I say your opinions don't count.
>>>>>>>>>>> There's a reason that I don't number them, Mos.
>>>>>>>>>>Because one is the loneliest number.
>>>>>>>>> No, because they all fight to be number 1. I can't afford to show
>>>>>>>>> any
>>>>>>>>> favoritism.
>>>>>>>>So you don't care who you vote for.
>>>>>>> I can't answer that if my opinions don't count.
>>>>>>Exactly.
>>>>> But I will anyhow.
>>>>How can you if you can't ?
>>> By using Rule #1, of course!
>>You mean this one:
>>http://tinyurl.com/yqb946
>
> Although that may be a good Rule #1 for cannabis, it isn't as good as
> my Rule #1 for rec.humor.

You didn't specifly Rule #1 for rec.humor.
Besides, we don't believe you.

== 10 of 11 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 14 2007 7:16 am
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:sbglj391mrp6fc22bvue3775l4rk1ftmvj@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 21:53:37 -0500, "Greg Evans"
> <gregevansREMOVE@charterBLATHER.net> wrote:
>
>>> Usually he makes a rude comment, not an order.
>>
>>I gotcher "order" right here!
>
> Ask him if he wants fries with that.

I already ordered Prime rib~medium rare,
baked potato, brussel sprouts, and a Guinness.

== 11 of 11 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 14 2007 7:41 am
From: "Greg Evans"

MosNot wrote:

>> Perhaps one day you'll buy a spell checker that actually
>> works.
>
> That would cuticate out about half yer commentcations.

I'm not seeing the downside here.

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TOPIC: 12/12/12
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/d2964a4ab1a46e7c?hl=en
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== 1 of 4 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 14 2007 7:05 am
From: "MosNot"

"Snicker" <johnnaishwerner@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1195017719.341301.104450@v2g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
> On Nov 12, 11:51?am, Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>
> wrote:
>> 61 months to 12/12/12.
>
> One month to 12/13/2007

Until now: No time.

No time left for you
On my way to better things
No time left for you
Got myself some wings
got got got no time.....

== 2 of 4 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 14 2007 7:44 am
From: "Greg Evans"

MosNot wrote:

> No time left for you
> On my way to better things
> No time left for you
> Got myself some wings
> got got got no time.....

Whoa...synchronicity... My clock-radio woke me up with that very song
just this morning. Now I'll never get it out of my head today!
Arrgh!!

== 3 of 4 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 14 2007 8:23 am
From: Sir F. A. Rien

"MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse> found these unused words:

>
>"Snicker" <johnnaishwerner@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>news:1195017719.341301.104450@v2g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
>> On Nov 12, 11:51?am, Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>
>> wrote:
>>> 61 months to 12/12/12.
>>
>> One month to 12/13/2007
>
>
>Until now: No time.
>
>No time left for you
>On my way to better things
>No time left for you
>Got myself some wings
>got got got no time.....
>

207 days to 06/07/08

as if any of Timmette's crap is of real value in the -=real=- world.

== 4 of 4 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 14 2007 8:44 am
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 10:44:55 -0500, "Greg Evans" <fake@bogus.com>
wrote:

>> No time left for you
>> On my way to better things
>> No time left for you
>> Got myself some wings
>> got got got no time.....
>
>Whoa...synchronicity... My clock-radio woke me up with that very song
>just this morning. Now I'll never get it out of my head today!
>Arrgh!!

I may be able to help you with that, Greg.

If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still remember me?
For I must be traveling on, now,
'Cause there's too many places I've got to see.
But, if I stayed here with you, girl,
Things just couldn't be the same.
'Cause I'm as free as a bird now,
And this bird you can not change.
Lord knows, I can't change.

Bye, bye, its been a sweet love.
Though this feeling I can't change.
But please don't take it badly,
'Cause Lord knows I'm to blame.
But, if I stayed here with you girl,
Things just couldn't be the same.
Cause I'm as free as a bird now,
And this bird you'll never change.
And this bird you can not change.
Lord knows, I can't change.
Lord help me, I can't change.

You can thank me later, dude.

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TOPIC: Sex novels by instant download
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/72fd6a8158cbf98d?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 14 2007 7:06 am
From: "MosNot"

"Dave" <dave.jay@virgilio.it> wrote in message news:1195016143..googs.com...
> Instant download bondage and spanking novels,

Read about it !?!
It's just not the same.

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TOPIC: Fatties
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/1685f288b7f3080e?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 14 2007 8:14 am
From: Sir F. A. Rien

"MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse> found these unused words:

>
>Spa
>
>Foon
>
boop, boop
d'poop.

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