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* Scottish Dentist - 11 messages, 3 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/2816be6690c592af?hl=en
* lost opportunity regained? - 12 messages, 4 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/8d4300ee33cbd5c8?hl=en
* stock show - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/9231f488f593a584?hl=en
* Stupid Mistake - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/6d770b0b3fcbb8e8?hl=en

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TOPIC: Scottish Dentist
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/2816be6690c592af?hl=en
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== 1 of 11 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 13 2007 10:41 am
From: "Greg Evans"

MosNot wrote:

>>> How is anybody sure about anything ?
>> Ask someone like Ann Coulter or Rush Limbaugh how
>> they manage it.
>
> Oh, so now you're gonna start telling me what to do.

To be sure!

== 2 of 11 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 13 2007 12:42 pm
From: "Greg Evans"

MosNot wrote:

> Must be sane idiots that say that.

Takes one to know one...

== 3 of 11 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 13 2007 1:40 pm
From: peachy ashie passion

MosNot wrote:

> "Greg Evans" <fake@bogus.com> wrote in message
> news:5pu26uFs788pU1@mid.individual.net...
>
>>MosNot wrote:
>>
>>
>>>How is anybody sure about anything ?
>>
>>Ask someone like Ann Coulter or Rush Limbaugh how they manage it.
>
>
> Oh, so now you're gonna start telling me what to do.
>
>

What do you mean START?

== 4 of 11 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 13 2007 1:46 pm
From: "Greg Evans"

peachy ashie passion wrote:

>> Oh, so now you're gonna start telling me what to do.
>
> What do you mean START?

He's a little slow to catch on sometimes.

== 5 of 11 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 13 2007 4:47 pm
From: "MosNot"

"peachy ashie passion" <exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:kRo_i.6358$Vp3.5655@trnddc05...
> MosNot wrote:
>
>> "Greg Evans" <fake@bogus.com> wrote in message
>> news:5pu26uFs788pU1@mid.individual.net...
>>
>>>MosNot wrote:
>>>>How is anybody sure about anything ?
>>>Ask someone like Ann Coulter or Rush Limbaugh how they manage it.
>> Oh, so now you're gonna start telling me what to do.
> What do you mean START?

Usually he makes a rude comment, not an order.

== 6 of 11 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 13 2007 4:47 pm
From: "MosNot"

"Greg Evans" <fake@bogus.com> wrote in message
news:5puk5cFtb4vaU1@mid.individual.net...
> peachy ashie passion wrote:
>
>>> Oh, so now you're gonna start telling me what to do.
>>
>> What do you mean START?
>
> He's a little slow to catch on sometimes.

Just proves what dealing with Larry can do to ya.

== 7 of 11 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 13 2007 4:49 pm
From: "MosNot"

"Greg Evans" <fake@bogus.com> wrote in message
news:5pugdlFt57mhU1@mid.individual.net...
> MosNot wrote:
>
>> Must be sane idiots that say that.
>
> Takes one to know one...

You needn't brag about knowning Larry.

== 8 of 11 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 13 2007 4:51 pm
From: peachy ashie passion

MosNot wrote:

> "peachy ashie passion" <exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:kRo_i.6358$Vp3.5655@trnddc05...
>
>>MosNot wrote:
>>
>>
>>>"Greg Evans" <fake@bogus.com> wrote in message
>>>news:5pu26uFs788pU1@mid.individual.net...
>>>
>>>
>>>>MosNot wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>How is anybody sure about anything ?
>>>>
>>>>Ask someone like Ann Coulter or Rush Limbaugh how they manage it.
>>>
>>>Oh, so now you're gonna start telling me what to do.
>>
>> What do you mean START?
>
>
> Usually he makes a rude comment, not an order.
>
>

Oh. Maybe he just orders me around.

== 9 of 11 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 13 2007 5:00 pm
From: "MosNot"

"peachy ashie passion" <exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:lEr_i.8165$763.4505@trnddc07...
> MosNot wrote:
>> "peachy ashie passion" <exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>MosNot wrote:
>>>>"Greg Evans" <fake@bogus.com> wrote in message
>>>>>MosNot wrote:
>>>>>>How is anybody sure about anything ?
>>>>>Ask someone like Ann Coulter or Rush Limbaugh how they manage it.
>>>>Oh, so now you're gonna start telling me what to do.
>>> What do you mean START?
>> Usually he makes a rude comment, not an order.
>
> Oh. Maybe he just orders me around.

But you like it.

== 10 of 11 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 13 2007 5:18 pm
From: peachy ashie passion

MosNot wrote:

> "peachy ashie passion" <exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:lEr_i.8165$763.4505@trnddc07...
>
>>MosNot wrote:
>>
>>>"peachy ashie passion" <exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>
>>>>MosNot wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>"Greg Evans" <fake@bogus.com> wrote in message
>>>>>
>>>>>>MosNot wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>How is anybody sure about anything ?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Ask someone like Ann Coulter or Rush Limbaugh how they manage it.
>>>>>
>>>>>Oh, so now you're gonna start telling me what to do.
>>>>
>>>> What do you mean START?
>>>
>>>Usually he makes a rude comment, not an order.
>>
>> Oh. Maybe he just orders me around.
>
>
> But you like it.
>
>

Shhhhhhh!!!

== 11 of 11 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 13 2007 5:58 pm
From: "MosNot"

"peachy ashie passion" <exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:C1s_i.8174$763.2810@trnddc07...
> MosNot wrote:
>> "peachy ashie passion" <exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>MosNot wrote:
>>>>"peachy ashie passion" <exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>MosNot wrote:
>>>>>>"Greg Evans" <fake@bogus.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>MosNot wrote:
>>>>>>>>How is anybody sure about anything ?
>>>>>>>Ask someone like Ann Coulter or Rush Limbaugh how they manage it.
>>>>>>Oh, so now you're gonna start telling me what to do.
>>>>> What do you mean START?
>>>>Usually he makes a rude comment, not an order.
>>> Oh. Maybe he just orders me around.
>>
>> But you like it.
> Shhhhhhh!!!

Now, don't you start telling me what to do !
(unless it's something nastyfun)

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TOPIC: lost opportunity regained?
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/8d4300ee33cbd5c8?hl=en
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== 1 of 12 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 13 2007 12:40 pm
From: "Greg Evans"

ynotssor wrote:

>>>>> [Pope-on-a-Rope Soap]
>>>> Personally, I really couldn't get too gung-ho for the idea of the
>>>> Pope bein' all up in my unmentionables every time I took a
>>>> shower.
>>>> and hey - watch where you're sticking that mitre
>>> "They" say it only takes one usage for it to look like Manu Tiki
>>> Tia.
>> And do "they" consider that some sort of improvement?
>
> It's just a different religion.

Well, cleanliness IS next to godliness...

== 2 of 12 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 13 2007 1:35 pm
From: peachy ashie passion

Greg Evans wrote:

>
> Well, cleanliness IS next to godliness...
>
>

Sounds like I'm not the only one fond of a hot bath.

== 3 of 12 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 13 2007 1:40 pm
From: "Greg Evans"

peachy ashie passion wrote:

> Sounds like I'm not the only one fond of a hot bath.

It depends on the company.

== 4 of 12 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 13 2007 4:50 pm
From: "MosNot"

"Greg Evans" <fake@bogus.com> wrote in message
news:5pug9rFtbtjfU1@mid.individual.net...
> ynotssor wrote:

>> It's just a different religion.
>
> Well, cleanliness IS next to godliness...

I shower twice a day, every day.

But I don't believe sainthood is gonna happen.

== 5 of 12 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 13 2007 4:52 pm
From: "MosNot"

"peachy ashie passion" <exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:jMo_i.6357$Vp3.4013@trnddc05...
> Greg Evans wrote:
>
>>
>> Well, cleanliness IS next to godliness...
>>
>>
>
> Sounds like I'm not the only one fond of a hot bath.

I got a whirlpool tub....with an in-line heater.....

(only bath I've ever been in that the water's hotter at the end
of the bath than the beginning. Not counting natrual springs)

== 6 of 12 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 13 2007 5:51 pm
From: peachy ashie passion

MosNot wrote:

> "peachy ashie passion" <exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:jMo_i.6357$Vp3.4013@trnddc05...
>
>>Greg Evans wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Well, cleanliness IS next to godliness...
>>>
>>>
>>
>> Sounds like I'm not the only one fond of a hot bath.
>
>
> I got a whirlpool tub....with an in-line heater.....
>
> (only bath I've ever been in that the water's hotter at the end
> of the bath than the beginning. Not counting natrual springs)
>
>
*purrrrrr*

Would you let me put bubbles in?

I love bubbles.

== 7 of 12 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 13 2007 6:00 pm
From: "MosNot"

"peachy ashie passion" <exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:gws_i.5837$VB6.137@trnddc06...
> MosNot wrote:
>> "peachy ashie passion" <exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>Greg Evans wrote:
>>>>Well, cleanliness IS next to godliness...
>>> Sounds like I'm not the only one fond of a hot bath.
>> I got a whirlpool tub....with an in-line heater.....
>> (only bath I've ever been in that the water's hotter at the end
>> of the bath than the beginning. Not counting natrual springs)
> *purrrrrr*
>
> Would you let me put bubbles in?

I dunno....she as cute as you ?

== 8 of 12 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 13 2007 6:10 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 08:30:56 -0800, "ynotssor" <ynotssor@example.org>
wrote:

>>> The last time the Roman Catholic pontiff visited I missed the
>>> opportunity to buy some Pope-on-a-Rope Soap. Next year we'll all
>>> have another chance, and I'll buy a pallet of it at Costco if I can
>>> sneak in on someone else's membership.
>>
>> Perhaps the Pope is a member. Why don't you ask him?
>
>Good idea ... I'll wait 'til the Pope Mobile stops at a traffic light, then
>run up to wash the windows, and when he rolls down the window to present his
>ring to catch herpes simplex from the last person who kissed it, I'll ask
>him!

Now that sounds like a plan. Best of luck with the herpes virus,
dude!

== 9 of 12 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 13 2007 6:12 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 16:40:12 -0500, "Greg Evans" <fake@bogus.com>
wrote:

>> Sounds like I'm not the only one fond of a hot bath.
>
>It depends on the company.

Greg usually takes his cold baths with the local possums. I wonder if
he's ever had a hot bath. In Possum Junction the only running water
they have is in the creek.

== 10 of 12 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 13 2007 6:13 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 17:52:20 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>> Sounds like I'm not the only one fond of a hot bath.
>
>I got a whirlpool tub....with an in-line heater.....
>
>(only bath I've ever been in that the water's hotter at the end
>of the bath than the beginning. Not counting natrual springs)

We have one of those. You can just soak in them forever. Or at least
until you get all wrinkly.

== 11 of 12 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 13 2007 6:13 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 19:00:34 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>Well, cleanliness IS next to godliness...
>>>> Sounds like I'm not the only one fond of a hot bath.
>>> I got a whirlpool tub....with an in-line heater.....
>>> (only bath I've ever been in that the water's hotter at the end
>>> of the bath than the beginning. Not counting natrual springs)
>> *purrrrrr*
>>
>> Would you let me put bubbles in?
>
>I dunno....she as cute as you ?

LOL

== 12 of 12 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 13 2007 6:16 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 01:51:08 GMT, peachy ashie passion
<exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote:

>> (only bath I've ever been in that the water's hotter at the end
>> of the bath than the beginning. Not counting natrual springs)
>>
> *purrrrrr*
>
> Would you let me put bubbles in?
>
> I love bubbles.

With the jets set to high you only need a drop of bubble bath for the
tub to become full of bubbles. You don't ever want to pour in a cap
full unless you want to have your own "I Love Lucy" moment at home!

Signed,
The voice of experience

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TOPIC: stock show
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/9231f488f593a584?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 13 2007 2:49 pm
From: "Mr. Mistery"

Fun? click on:
http://www.xs4all.nl/~npjdjong/index.html

A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley
that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated:
"This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and
says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him." They proceed
to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year."
The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year.
That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also." They
proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times
last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times
last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one." The
man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if it was 365 times with
the same cow."

Mr. Mistery.

Fun? click on:
http://www.xs4all.nl/~npjdjong/index.html

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TOPIC: Stupid Mistake
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/6d770b0b3fcbb8e8?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 13 2007 6:17 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 08:15:05 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>>>>> You know what they call people who willingly give it
>>>>>>>>> away for free...
>>>>>>>> Happily single.
>>>>>>> The answer I was looking for is "poor".
>>>>>> You want to be happily poor ?
>>>>>"Happy" will suffice.
>>>>
>>>> To dream the impossible dream...
>>>
>>>Speaking of which.....how's your luck
>>>with Summer, Elisabeth, or Peachy ?
>>
>> Well, they all are still talking to me.
>
>That would be noisy.

I never said I was actually listening to them.

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