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Today's topics:

* Stupid Mistake - 4 messages, 4 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/6d770b0b3fcbb8e8?hl=en
* Scottish Dentist - 15 messages, 3 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/2816be6690c592af?hl=en
* lost opportunity regained? - 6 messages, 3 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/8d4300ee33cbd5c8?hl=en

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TOPIC: Stupid Mistake
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/6d770b0b3fcbb8e8?hl=en
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== 1 of 4 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 13 2007 6:18 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 12:42:05 -0500, "Greg Evans" <fake@bogus.com>
wrote:

>>>> He'll deny ever drinking a Budweiser, but if he hasn't, how
>>>> can he claim to be Bud Wiser?
>>> I got wise after my very first sip, lo those many years ago.
>>
>> Ah, your parents used it to wean you from breast feeding?
>
>No, I used it to wean myself from a social group that didn't know the
>difference between good beer and bad yeast-piss.
>
>Greg
>and I ended up here, speaking of leaping from the frying pan into the
>fire

Yeah, the rest of us drink Schlitz.

== 2 of 4 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 13 2007 6:54 pm
From: "ynotssor"

In news:fnmkj395r4nc05jeejb5ufd3rh6uii6rjp@4ax.com,
Larry Krzewinski <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote:

> Yeah, the rest of us drink Schlitz.

"Hey ... PABST BLUE RIBBON!!"

== 3 of 4 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 13 2007 7:06 pm
From: "Greg Evans"

ynotssor wrote:

>> Yeah, the rest of us drink Schlitz.
>
> "Hey ... PABST BLUE RIBBON!!"

A-a-a-a-a-n-nd that brings us right back to the Subject line!

== 4 of 4 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 13 2007 7:34 pm
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:rkmkj3dggkejreqv5li3h07426p60klgea@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 08:15:05 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>>>>>>>>> You know what they call people who willingly give it
>>>>>>>>>> away for free...
>>>>>>>>> Happily single.
>>>>>>>> The answer I was looking for is "poor".
>>>>>>> You want to be happily poor ?
>>>>>>"Happy" will suffice.
>>>>>
>>>>> To dream the impossible dream...
>>>>
>>>>Speaking of which.....how's your luck
>>>>with Summer, Elisabeth, or Peachy ?
>>>
>>> Well, they all are still talking to me.
>>
>>That would be noisy.
>
> I never said I was actually listening to them.

It would still be noisy.

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TOPIC: Scottish Dentist
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/2816be6690c592af?hl=en
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== 1 of 15 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 13 2007 6:19 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 08:11:34 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>> I was going to make some aioli last time we had artichokes, but couldn't
>>>> find any olive oil that wasn't virgin.
>>>
>>>Q: Where do they get extra-virgin olive oil?
>>>A: From extra-ugly olives.
>>
>> Like the one in Popeye?
>
>An ugly olive in Popeye ?
>Larry, it doesn't work that way.

Says the boy who never heard of a strap-on.

== 2 of 15 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 13 2007 6:20 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 09:37:21 -0700, "Bill Colmers"
<sambomambo@nowhere.com> wrote:

>> Like the one in Popeye?
>
>Heh! Shelly Duvall's career as a film actress has always puzzled me greatly!

She was definitely not easy on the eyes. But, then, neither was
Olive.

== 3 of 15 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 13 2007 6:21 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 17:49:04 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>> Must be sane idiots that say that.
>>
>> Takes one to know one...
>
>You needn't brag about knowning Larry.

Greg doesn't really known me at all, kid.

== 4 of 15 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 13 2007 6:23 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:24:39 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>> Like the one in Popeye?
>>
>> Heh! Shelly Duvall's career as a film actress has always puzzled me
>> greatly!
>
>Career ?

Her career. Believe it or not.

http://tinyurl.com/3x2bpg

== 5 of 15 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 13 2007 6:24 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:39:55 -0500, "Greg Evans" <fake@bogus.com>
wrote:

>> How is anybody sure about anything ?
>
>Ask someone like Ann Coulter or Rush Limbaugh how they manage it.

They claim to have divine greed, er, guidance.

== 6 of 15 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 13 2007 6:24 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 17:47:31 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>> Oh, so now you're gonna start telling me what to do.
>>>
>>> What do you mean START?
>>
>> He's a little slow to catch on sometimes.
>
>Just proves what dealing with Larry can do to ya.

Then my job is almost done here.

== 7 of 15 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 13 2007 6:25 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 08:13:02 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>>>>>See why I say your opinions don't count.
>>>>>>>> There's a reason that I don't number them, Mos.
>>>>>>>Because one is the loneliest number.
>>>>>> No, because they all fight to be number 1. I can't afford to show any
>>>>>> favoritism.
>>>>>So you don't care who you vote for.
>>>>
>>>> I can't answer that if my opinions don't count.
>>>
>>>Exactly.
>>
>> But I will anyhow.
>
>How can you if you can't ?

By using Rule #1, of course!

== 8 of 15 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 13 2007 6:52 pm
From: "Greg Evans"

Larry Krzewinski wrote:

>> You needn't brag about knowning Larry.
>
> Greg doesn't really known me at all, kid.

Not so you'd knowntice, anyway.

== 9 of 15 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 13 2007 6:53 pm
From: "Greg Evans"

MosNot wrote:

> Usually he makes a rude comment, not an order.

I gotcher "order" right here!

== 10 of 15 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 13 2007 7:38 pm
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:4pmkj3phg32ek6e5593n77f2rqbq12djop@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 08:11:34 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>>>> I was going to make some aioli last time we had artichokes, but
>>>>> couldn't
>>>>> find any olive oil that wasn't virgin.
>>>>
>>>>Q: Where do they get extra-virgin olive oil?
>>>>A: From extra-ugly olives.
>>>
>>> Like the one in Popeye?
>>
>>An ugly olive in Popeye ?
>>Larry, it doesn't work that way.
>
> Says the boy who never heard of a strap-on.

You might own one that looks like an ugly olive,
but that doesn't mean the rest of us want to know about it.

== 11 of 15 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 13 2007 7:39 pm
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:6smkj398rbmk0cj8n92gf8d872m96bvg9l@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 17:49:04 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>>> Must be sane idiots that say that.
>>>
>>> Takes one to know one...
>>
>>You needn't brag about knowning Larry.
>
> Greg doesn't really known me at all, kid.

Perhaps he's just been guessening all this time.

== 12 of 15 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 13 2007 7:40 pm
From: "MosNot"

"Greg Evans" <gregevansREMOVE@charterBLATHER.net> wrote in message
news:5pv68bFt45mlU1@mid.individual.net...
> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>
>>> You needn't brag about knowning Larry.
>>
>> Greg doesn't really known me at all, kid.
>
> Not so you'd knowntice, anyway.

You really wouldn't want to looksies.

== 13 of 15 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 13 2007 7:42 pm
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:bvmkj3dl4aif4rdkfioh5pjc54mvn9ju3g@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:24:39 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>>> Like the one in Popeye?
>>> Heh! Shelly Duvall's career as a film actress has always puzzled me
>>> greatly!
>>Career ?
>
> Her career. Believe it or not.
>
> http://tinyurl.com/3x2bpg

I was not aware she was in more than three or four things.
Not that I'd go out of my way to look into the matter.

== 14 of 15 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 13 2007 7:48 pm
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:74nkj3hdvg94en3cl7p2dvael37bjnedqe@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 08:13:02 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
>>>>>>>>>>See why I say your opinions don't count.
>>>>>>>>> There's a reason that I don't number them, Mos.
>>>>>>>>Because one is the loneliest number.
>>>>>>> No, because they all fight to be number 1. I can't afford to show
>>>>>>> any
>>>>>>> favoritism.
>>>>>>So you don't care who you vote for.
>>>>> I can't answer that if my opinions don't count.
>>>>Exactly.
>>> But I will anyhow.
>>How can you if you can't ?
>
> By using Rule #1, of course!

You mean this one:
http://tinyurl.com/yqb946

== 15 of 15 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 13 2007 7:50 pm
From: "MosNot"

"Greg Evans" <gregevansREMOVE@charterBLATHER.net> wrote in message
news:5pv69jFt49ovU1@mid.individual.net...
> MosNot wrote:
>
>> Usually he makes a rude comment, not an order.
>
> I gotcher "order" right here!

Prime rib~medium rare, baked potato,
brussel sprouts, and a Guinness ?

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TOPIC: lost opportunity regained?
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/8d4300ee33cbd5c8?hl=en
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== 1 of 6 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 13 2007 6:58 pm
From: "Greg Evans"

peachy ashie passion wrote:

> Would you let me put bubbles in?

It probably depends on how they're generated.

== 2 of 6 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 13 2007 6:59 pm
From: "Greg Evans"

MosNot wrote:

>>> It's just a different religion.
>> Well, cleanliness IS next to godliness...
>
> I shower twice a day, every day.
> But I don't believe sainthood is gonna happen.

Sounds like you need to clean up your *lifestyle*.

== 3 of 6 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 13 2007 7:03 pm
From: "ynotssor"

In news:jMo_i.6357$Vp3.4013@trnddc05,
peachy ashie passion <exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote:

>> Well, cleanliness IS next to godliness...
>
> Sounds like I'm not the only one fond of a hot bath.

Greg is the only one fond of aphorisms. or something.

== 4 of 6 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 13 2007 7:04 pm
From: "Greg Evans"

Larry Krzewinski wrote:

> Greg usually takes his cold baths with the local possums. I
> wonder if he's ever had a hot bath. In Possum Junction the
> only running water they have is in the creek.

http://www.nchotsprings.com/hstaspa.htm

== 5 of 6 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 13 2007 7:08 pm
From: "Greg Evans"

ynotssor wrote:

> Greg is the only one fond of aphorisms. or something.

They're quite good with brie and Chianti.

== 6 of 6 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 13 2007 7:37 pm
From: "MosNot"

"Greg Evans" <gregevansREMOVE@charterBLATHER.net> wrote in message
news:5pv6k7FsdeljU1@mid.individual.net...
> MosNot wrote:
>
>>>> It's just a different religion.
>>> Well, cleanliness IS next to godliness...
>>
>> I shower twice a day, every day.
>> But I don't believe sainthood is gonna happen.
>
> Sounds like you need to clean up your *lifestyle*.

And the more I clean, the more of it there is to clean.

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