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TOPIC: 12/12/12
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/d2964a4ab1a46e7c?hl=en
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== 1 of 3 ==
Date: Fri, Nov 16 2007 12:09 am
From: Tim Bruening

"Sir F. A. Rien" wrote:

> "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse> found these unused words:
>
> >
> >"Snicker" <johnnaishwerner@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> >news:1195017719.341301.104450@v2g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
> >> On Nov 12, 11:51?am, Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>
> >> wrote:
> >>> 61 months to 12/12/12.
> >>
> >> One month to 12/13/2007
> >
> >
> >Until now: No time.
> >
> >No time left for you
> >On my way to better things
> >No time left for you
> >Got myself some wings
> >got got got no time.....
> >
>
> 207 days to 06/07/08
>
> as if any of Timmette's crap is of real value in the -=real=- world.

Now 205 days.

== 2 of 3 ==
Date: Fri, Nov 16 2007 7:17 am
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:lh7qj3950d83fannva3jbsg0ukrloa5th9@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:18:27 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>>>> No, see, I would have to pay them to Greg. Do I need to
>>>>> explain to you again how setup fees work?
>>>>
>>>>Setup fees work?? Not in my experience, they don't.
>>>
>>> Just because you don't pay yours doesn't mean that other folks don't
>>> honor their debts.
>>
>>"Thy shall honor thy mother and thy father and thy debts."
>>Don't remember Charton Heston saying that one.
>
> He was terrible when it came to setups.

Not everybody exercises correctly.

== 3 of 3 ==
Date: Fri, Nov 16 2007 8:09 am
From: Sir F. A. Rien

Rumplestiltskin <rumplestiltskin@omar-inexile.com> found these unused words:

>On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 08:05:18 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
>wrote:
>
>>
>>"Snicker" <johnnaishwerner@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>news:1195017719.341301.104450@v2g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
>>> On Nov 12, 11:51?am, Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>
>>> wrote:
>>>> 61 months to 12/12/12.
>>>
>>> One month to 12/13/2007
>>
>>
>>Until now: No time.
>>
>>No time left for you
>>On my way to better things
>>No time left for you
>>Got myself some wings
>>got got got no time.....
>>
>Gawd....you ain't Canukistanian are ya?

No, just another breuning knows.

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TOPIC: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/75e18b4aba03f5c1?hl=en
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== 1 of 3 ==
Date: Fri, Nov 16 2007 12:23 am
From: "Darby OGill"

"Uncle_vito" <uncle_vito2002@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:fhisnc$iil$1@grapevine.wam.umd.edu...
> Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
>
>
>
> Here is a little test that will help you decide.
>
>
>
> The answer can be found by posing the following question:
>
> You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
> children.
>
> Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner,
> locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife,
> and charges at you.
>
> You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
> You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
>
> What do you do?
>
> .............................................................
>
>
>
> THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:
>
If it was my family, I'd let go eleven well placed +p JHP in 9mm and my
wife would have also opened up with her wheel gun........the girls would add
(waste) thier cannisters of pepper spray on the deserved scoundral.

If 16 shots don't do it, more practice and less talk is required!

PS Go Richardson !

== 2 of 3 ==
Date: Fri, Nov 16 2007 4:26 am
From: peachy ashie passion

Omelet wrote:

> In article <fhisnc$iil$1@grapevine.wam.umd.edu>,
> "Uncle_vito" <uncle_vito2002@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>
>>Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
>>
>
> <snipped for space>
>
>> Southerner's Answer:
>>
>>
>>
>> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
>>
>> BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
>>
>>BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
>>
>>BANG! Click
>>
>>Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or
>>Hollow Points?"
>>
>>Son: "Can I shoot the next one!"
>>
>>Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist
>
>
> I'd seen this before, but it still always makes me chuckle. ;-)

Oh, I'm disappointed. I thought SURE Daddy was going to hand the gun
to daughter and let her have a turn instead of shooting the man himself!

== 3 of 3 ==
Date: Fri, Nov 16 2007 7:16 am
From: "MosNot"

"datalines@excite.com" <datalines2@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:2c87b726-8611-4eb9-be15-

> Why are we allowing this political junk here? This group is about
> guns, not politics.

Perhaps it's because they're shooting off their mouths
with plenty of ammo from their small caliber minds.

> There are alot of Republicans who are anti-gun
> I know alot of Democrats who are pro-gun
> and there are alot of Southerners who don't want to have anything
> to do with Guns.

Kill them ! Kill them all !

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TOPIC: 90 Days
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/0eac4f3f6b1b62d7?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Fri, Nov 16 2007 1:33 am
From: Tim Bruening

90 days to Valentine's Day.

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TOPIC: 125 Days
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/ebcb3e20620356e1?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Fri, Nov 16 2007 2:06 am
From: Tim Bruening

125 days to Maundy Thursday.

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TOPIC: Scottish Dentist
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/2816be6690c592af?hl=en
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== 1 of 7 ==
Date: Fri, Nov 16 2007 7:09 am
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:ll7qj3p41o8pfeubk1mh7f20i9ango1kcd@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:54:45 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>>>> And the score is
>>>>> Web 2.0 = 2
>>>>> Mos = 0
>>>>Like I really worry about how that won't pay my bills.
>>>
>>> Do what I do and you won't have to worry about it: Hire an accountant
>>> to pay your bills for you.
>>
>>Oh, like he's going to use his money. Right.
>
> Sure, if you don't pay him.

Can't reply right now since Summer, Elisabeth, and Peachy
showed up at my house naked, and they brought beer.

== 2 of 7 ==
Date: Fri, Nov 16 2007 7:10 am
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:qm7qj3t6bfudt3m8kc8e9obmtaf2kah48g@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:55:17 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>>>>>The blog you say.
>>>>>
>>>>> I put it on Wikipedia.
>>>>
>>>> And the difference is... ?
>>>
>>> One is a blog and the other's a wiki.
>>
>>Tomatoe, tomato
>
> W-R-O-N-G, wrong.

Your oriental houseboy ?

== 3 of 7 ==
Date: Fri, Nov 16 2007 7:10 am
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:tn7qj3d4omfcs23i276v2ucc26fu7n4at2@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:57:45 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>>>> I'm fully recovered, thanks.
>>>>
>>>>Now you and your chair seatcushion match?
>>>
>>> A stitch in time saves Mos?
>>
>>You mean now or then ?
>
> Nine.

No speekie Germanic.

== 4 of 7 ==
Date: Fri, Nov 16 2007 7:11 am
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:hq7qj3p5jikss781umpsrdid8qcukko3kf@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:59:29 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>> I can definitely do that since you've never caught any babes yet.
>>
>>Oh, ye of little knowledge.
>
> Catching a copy of Playboy or Penthouse doesn't count.

That part you would know about.

== 5 of 7 ==
Date: Fri, Nov 16 2007 7:12 am
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:4s7qj3t4nvdnnpj74a6b2bf7vndli917q2@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:56:30 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>> At the risk of repeating myself I shall reiterate "Good luck with
>>> that".
>>
>>Risk of repeating yourself ?! HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa
>>
>>BTW: you left two commas out of your statement.
>
> I've been commatose for the last month or so.

It's a blog thing.

== 6 of 7 ==
Date: Fri, Nov 16 2007 1:11 pm
From: peachy ashie passion

Greg Evans wrote:

> peachy ashie passion wrote:
>
>
>> Anytime anyone puts in a little bit of effort, it
>>counts in my book!
>
>
> Great, 'cuz I'm all about putting in as little effort as possible!
>
>

No comment.

== 7 of 7 ==
Date: Fri, Nov 16 2007 1:11 pm
From: peachy ashie passion

MosNot wrote:

> "peachy ashie passion" <exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:DX2%i.7041$WN2.4208@trnddc08...
>
>>Greg Evans wrote:
>>
>>
>>>peachy ashie passion wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>>I never called you a bitch.
>>>>>Oh, but if you want to consider yourself one of the common
>>>>>women and not The Exqusite Peach, it's totally your choice.
>>>>
>>>> Oh, you win the prize - that's definitely the BEST recovery
>>>>I've ever seen.
>>>
>>>
>>>But...did it work?
>>>
>>>
>>
>> Oh hellya. Anytime anyone puts in a little bit of effort, it counts in
>>my book!
>
>
> Larry must really be in your book
> since he puts in very little effort.
>
>

And no comment at that one either.

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TOPIC: Stupid Mistake
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/6d770b0b3fcbb8e8?hl=en
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== 1 of 4 ==
Date: Fri, Nov 16 2007 7:14 am
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:9j7qj3hvp1ia9ebm6b27kvcio43bjq12c0@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:45:49 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
>>>>>>Prey is always more fun when running and screaming.
>>>>> Let us know if you ever catch one.
>>>>Thrill of the hunt is most often more
>>>>fun than the actual capture of the game.
>>> Obviously Mos has never caught one.
>>Obviously, you're wrong.
>
> And we're supposed to believe you? Fat chance, kid! Either that or
> you caught a fatty.

Since I've never had a fatty, you'll have
to tell me how you manage to catch 'em.

== 2 of 4 ==
Date: Fri, Nov 16 2007 7:35 am
From: "Greg Evans"

MosNot wrote:

> Since I've never had a fatty, you'll have
> to tell me how you manage to catch 'em.

Go to a rock concert, say to the guy next to you, "Yo, dude, don't
bogart that fatty!", take it out of his hand, and take a good toke.
Then pass it along to the next guy.

== 3 of 4 ==
Date: Fri, Nov 16 2007 10:26 am
From: "MosNot"

"Greg Evans" <fake@bogus.com> wrote in message
news:5q5rirFu3lfgU1@mid.individual.net...
> MosNot wrote:
>
>> Since I've never had a fatty, you'll have
>> to tell me how you manage to catch 'em.
>
> Go to a rock concert, say to the guy next to you, "Yo, dude, don't bogart
> that fatty!", take it out of his hand, and take a good toke. Then pass it
> along to the next guy.

That just don't sound right at all.

== 4 of 4 ==
Date: Fri, Nov 16 2007 1:11 pm
From: peachy ashie passion

MosNot wrote:

> "Greg Evans" <fake@bogus.com> wrote in message
> news:5q5rirFu3lfgU1@mid.individual.net...
>
>>MosNot wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Since I've never had a fatty, you'll have
>>>to tell me how you manage to catch 'em.
>>
>>Go to a rock concert, say to the guy next to you, "Yo, dude, don't bogart
>>that fatty!", take it out of his hand, and take a good toke. Then pass it
>>along to the next guy.
>
>
> That just don't sound right at all.
>
>

Sounds like exactly how it happens to me.

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TOPIC: Sex novels by instant download
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/72fd6a8158cbf98d?hl=en
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== 1 of 3 ==
Date: Fri, Nov 16 2007 7:18 am
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message

>>>> Where is your sense of adventure, young lady?
>>> Waiting for a plot. And vocabulary. And perhaps a sparkle of
>>> magic.
>>
>>Jeez, give him an excuse to say something
>>about waving his wand at you.
>
> Wand? You mean my telephone Pole, right?

Ehh, so you got one of them little ones that folds in the middle.

== 2 of 3 ==
Date: Fri, Nov 16 2007 11:52 am
From: Miss Linda

I have a severe issue whenever someone uses that whole "she was his
for the taking" BS. Oh my god. No.

== 3 of 3 ==
Date: Fri, Nov 16 2007 12:19 pm
From: "Greg Evans"

Miss Linda wrote:

> I have a severe issue whenever someone uses that whole "she was
> his for the taking" BS. Oh my god. No.

Then I recommend you don't read those stories.

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TOPIC: lost opportunity regained?
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/8d4300ee33cbd5c8?hl=en
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Fri, Nov 16 2007 1:14 pm
From: peachy ashie passion

Larry Krzewinski wrote:

> On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 21:41:11 GMT, peachy ashie passion
> <exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>>>>>>Eat those beans you took out of your ears to put the cotton in.
>>>>>
>>>>>But them was wax beans!
>>>>
>>>>Make a poem with 'em.
>>>
>>>Ok.
>>>
>>>There once was a wax bean from Nantucket
>>>
>>>No, that won't work. Let me try this one.
>>>
>>>In my pocket I have wax beans
>>>It is the pocket of my new blue jeans
>>>I put them into a washing machine
>>>And now the beans are aquamarine
>>
>> Groovy, dude.
>
>
> Cool, chicky baby! I got another stanza if you hep cats want to hear
> it. Maybe Gregio can accompany me on his bongos.

I suspect not.

== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Fri, Nov 16 2007 1:15 pm
From: peachy ashie passion

ynotssor wrote:

> In news:BX6%i.7089$WN2.5457@trnddc08,
> peachy ashie passion <exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>>>>Apparently not, since the whole topic began because I was
>>>>surprised.
>>>
>>>Actually, I'm the O.P. here.
>>
>> Of the thread yes. Not of that topic.
>
>
> I 0wn u.

That's really more than anyone else wanted to know about your
fantasy life.

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