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* Sex novels by instant download - 9 messages, 3 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/72fd6a8158cbf98d?hl=en
* Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner? - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/75e18b4aba03f5c1?hl=en
* Stupid Mistake - 3 messages, 2 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/6d770b0b3fcbb8e8?hl=en
* Scottish Dentist - 8 messages, 3 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/2816be6690c592af?hl=en
* snickers song parody - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/6af6d95d40a8e3d1?hl=en
* lost opportunity regained? - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/8d4300ee33cbd5c8?hl=en
* 12/12/12 - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/d2964a4ab1a46e7c?hl=en

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TOPIC: Sex novels by instant download
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/72fd6a8158cbf98d?hl=en
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== 1 of 9 ==
Date: Fri, Nov 16 2007 1:22 pm
From: "ArtDent"

On 16-Nov-2007, Miss Linda <lemacintyre@gmail.com> wrote:

> I have a severe issue whenever someone uses that whole "she was his
> for the taking" BS. Oh my god. No.

A man went shopping for a whole frozen chicken.
There was only one left, but 'she was his for the taking'.
:)

--
I don't suffer from insanity.
I enjoy every minute of it.

== 2 of 9 ==
Date: Fri, Nov 16 2007 4:45 pm
From: "MosNot"

"peachy ashie passion" <exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:rMn%i.1889$dl4.451@trnddc04...
> MosNot wrote:
>
>> "peachy ashie passion" <exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:PZ6%i.7091$WN2.2055@trnddc08...
>>
>>>Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 21:41:42 GMT, peachy ashie passion
>>>><exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>>>>As she struggled against her bonds, she couldn't help but notice his
>>>>>>>>large, throbbing manhood. She had worked up a sweat trying to
>>>>>>>>escape
>>>>>>>>and lay exhausted, her naked body glistening in the moonlight. He
>>>>>>>>had
>>>>>>>>not failed to take notice of her exquisite form lying there. She
>>>>>>>>was
>>>>>>>>his for the taking. He gently placed a ball gag in her mouth and
>>>>>>>>fastened it behind her head. All he had to do now what determine
>>>>>>>>what
>>>>>>>>an appropriate punishment would be for her infractions. He decided
>>>>>>>>to...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Cute, but where's the plot?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>In the next installment. Want a hint, little girl?
>>>>>
>>>>> No, please no. Pretty please?
>>>>
>>>>Where is your sense of adventure, young lady?
>>>
>>> Waiting for a plot. And vocabulary. And perhaps a sparkle of magic.
>>
>>
>> Jeez, give him an excuse to say something
>> about waving his wand at you.
>
> I'm all about the KA-CHING!

He can just go blog his Ka-CHING.

== 3 of 9 ==
Date: Fri, Nov 16 2007 4:47 pm
From: "MosNot"

"Miss Linda" <lemacintyre@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:be15d5c1-c47a-431f-982d-2d2026e2929d@e23g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
>I have a severe issue whenever someone uses that whole "she was his
> for the taking" BS. Oh my god. No.

It all depends on where he takes her.

== 4 of 9 ==
Date: Fri, Nov 16 2007 4:47 pm
From: "MosNot"

"Greg Evans" <fake@bogus.com> wrote in message
news:5q6c78Fufvn9U1@mid.individual.net...
> Miss Linda wrote:
>
>> I have a severe issue whenever someone uses that whole "she was
>> his for the taking" BS. Oh my god. No.
>
> Then I recommend you don't read those stories.

Perhaps that's why she rents the DVDs.

== 5 of 9 ==
Date: Fri, Nov 16 2007 9:28 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 11:52:28 -0800 (PST), Miss Linda
<lemacintyre@gmail.com> wrote:

>I have a severe issue whenever someone uses that whole "she was his
>for the taking" BS. Oh my god. No.

You do realize that story was humor, right? Please don't tell us that
you're taking things seriously here.

== 6 of 9 ==
Date: Fri, Nov 16 2007 9:29 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 17:47:34 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>> I have a severe issue whenever someone uses that whole "she was
>>> his for the taking" BS. Oh my god. No.
>>
>> Then I recommend you don't read those stories.
>
>Perhaps that's why she rents the DVDs.

I wonder if they arrive in the mail wrapped in plain brown paper?

== 7 of 9 ==
Date: Fri, Nov 16 2007 9:30 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 21:22:46 GMT, "ArtDent" <par@noyd.invalidname>
wrote:

>> I have a severe issue whenever someone uses that whole "she was his
>> for the taking" BS. Oh my god. No.
>
>A man went shopping for a whole frozen chicken.
>There was only one left, but 'she was his for the taking'.

LOL

== 8 of 9 ==
Date: Fri, Nov 16 2007 9:31 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 17:47:05 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>I have a severe issue whenever someone uses that whole "she was his
>> for the taking" BS. Oh my god. No.
>
>It all depends on where he takes her.

I took her to Disneyland so I could take her on Mr. Toads' Wild Ride.

== 9 of 9 ==
Date: Fri, Nov 16 2007 9:33 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 21:16:07 GMT, peachy ashie passion
<exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote:

>> Jeez, give him an excuse to say something
>> about waving his wand at you.
>
> I'm all about the KA-CHING!

Are you and I still using the barter method to pay our respective
setup fees?

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TOPIC: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/75e18b4aba03f5c1?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Fri, Nov 16 2007 1:32 pm
From: "Gerald \"Brick\" Brickwood"

"Uncle_vito" <uncle_vito2002@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:fhisnc$iil$1@grapevine.wam.umd.edu...
> Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
>
>
Snipped to save space

Sorry, but you need some new material.

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TOPIC: Stupid Mistake
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/6d770b0b3fcbb8e8?hl=en
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== 1 of 3 ==
Date: Fri, Nov 16 2007 1:53 pm
From: "Greg Evans"

peachy ashie passion wrote:

>>>> Since I've never had a fatty, you'll have
>>>> to tell me how you manage to catch 'em.
>>> Go to a rock concert, say to the guy next to you, "Yo, dude, don't
>>> bogart that fatty!", take it out of his hand, and take a good
>>> toke.
>>> Then pass it along to the next guy.
>> That just don't sound right at all.
>
> Sounds like exactly how it happens to me.

You get bogarted a lot?

== 2 of 3 ==
Date: Fri, Nov 16 2007 9:39 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 10:35:54 -0500, "Greg Evans" <fake@bogus.com>
wrote:

>> Since I've never had a fatty, you'll have
>> to tell me how you manage to catch 'em.
>
>Go to a rock concert, say to the guy next to you, "Yo, dude, don't
>bogart that fatty!", take it out of his hand, and take a good toke.
>Then pass it along to the next guy.

We pretty much have to teach this kid everything, don't we, Greg?

== 3 of 3 ==
Date: Fri, Nov 16 2007 9:41 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 16:53:18 -0500, "Greg Evans" <fake@bogus.com>
wrote:

>>>>> Since I've never had a fatty, you'll have
>>>>> to tell me how you manage to catch 'em.
>>>> Go to a rock concert, say to the guy next to you, "Yo, dude, don't
>>>> bogart that fatty!", take it out of his hand, and take a good
>>>> toke.
>>>> Then pass it along to the next guy.
>>> That just don't sound right at all.
>>
>> Sounds like exactly how it happens to me.
>
>You get bogarted a lot?

I know that I'd like to "Humphrey" Peachy.

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TOPIC: Scottish Dentist
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/2816be6690c592af?hl=en
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== 1 of 8 ==
Date: Fri, Nov 16 2007 1:53 pm
From: "Greg Evans"

peachy ashie passion wrote:

>>> Anytime anyone puts in a little bit of effort, it
>>> counts in my book!
>> Great, 'cuz I'm all about putting in as little effort as possible!
>
> No comment.

Geez, you coulda made a *little* effort!

== 2 of 8 ==
Date: Fri, Nov 16 2007 6:13 pm
From: peachy ashie passion

Greg Evans wrote:

> peachy ashie passion wrote:
>
>
>>>> Anytime anyone puts in a little bit of effort, it
>>>>counts in my book!
>>>
>>>Great, 'cuz I'm all about putting in as little effort as possible!
>>
>> No comment.
>
>
> Geez, you coulda made a *little* effort!
>
>

I did. I just didn't share it. It wasn't fit for proper company.

Or for you guys either.

== 3 of 8 ==
Date: Fri, Nov 16 2007 9:41 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 08:09:21 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>> And the score is
>>>>>> Web 2.0 = 2
>>>>>> Mos = 0
>>>>>Like I really worry about how that won't pay my bills.
>>>>
>>>> Do what I do and you won't have to worry about it: Hire an accountant
>>>> to pay your bills for you.
>>>
>>>Oh, like he's going to use his money. Right.
>>
>> Sure, if you don't pay him.
>
>Can't reply right now since Summer, Elisabeth, and Peachy
>showed up at my house naked, and they brought beer.

How long have you had these delusions, Mos?

== 4 of 8 ==
Date: Fri, Nov 16 2007 9:42 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 08:10:02 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>>>The blog you say.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I put it on Wikipedia.
>>>>>
>>>>> And the difference is... ?
>>>>
>>>> One is a blog and the other's a wiki.
>>>
>>>Tomatoe, tomato
>>
>> W-R-O-N-G, wrong.
>
>Your oriental houseboy ?

No, he's Wrong Wong.

== 5 of 8 ==
Date: Fri, Nov 16 2007 9:43 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 08:10:40 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>> I'm fully recovered, thanks.
>>>>>
>>>>>Now you and your chair seatcushion match?
>>>>
>>>> A stitch in time saves Mos?
>>>
>>>You mean now or then ?
>>
>> Nine.
>
>No speekie Germanic.

You no speekie English either.

== 6 of 8 ==
Date: Fri, Nov 16 2007 9:43 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 21:11:59 GMT, peachy ashie passion
<exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote:

>>> Oh hellya. Anytime anyone puts in a little bit of effort, it counts in
>>>my book!
>>
>> Larry must really be in your book
>> since he puts in very little effort.
>
> And no comment at that one either.

Thank you, dear. I owe you one.

== 7 of 8 ==
Date: Fri, Nov 16 2007 9:44 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 02:13:35 GMT, peachy ashie passion
<exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote:

>>>>> Anytime anyone puts in a little bit of effort, it
>>>>>counts in my book!
>>>>
>>>>Great, 'cuz I'm all about putting in as little effort as possible!
>>>
>>> No comment.
>>
>> Geez, you coulda made a *little* effort!
>
> I did. I just didn't share it. It wasn't fit for proper company.
>
> Or for you guys either.

Looks like she's on to us, guys!

== 8 of 8 ==
Date: Fri, Nov 16 2007 9:45 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 08:12:15 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>> At the risk of repeating myself I shall reiterate "Good luck with
>>>> that".
>>>
>>>Risk of repeating yourself ?! HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa
>>>
>>>BTW: you left two commas out of your statement.
>>
>> I've been commatose for the last month or so.
>
>It's a blog thing.

I, think, you're, right, kid.

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TOPIC: snickers song parody
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/6af6d95d40a8e3d1?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Fri, Nov 16 2007 3:57 pm
From: Slick

on you tube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA9gW-sTPHk

I'm gonna go eat some candy now...
Carla

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TOPIC: lost opportunity regained?
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/8d4300ee33cbd5c8?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Fri, Nov 16 2007 9:36 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 21:14:17 GMT, peachy ashie passion
<exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote:

>>>>No, that won't work. Let me try this one.
>>>>
>>>>In my pocket I have wax beans
>>>>It is the pocket of my new blue jeans
>>>>I put them into a washing machine
>>>>And now the beans are aquamarine
>>>
>>> Groovy, dude.
>>
>> Cool, chicky baby! I got another stanza if you hep cats want to hear
>> it. Maybe Gregio can accompany me on his bongos.
>
> I suspect not.

That Greg is putting us on a train to Squaresville and that is not
cool.

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TOPIC: 12/12/12
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Fri, Nov 16 2007 9:38 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 08:17:32 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>> No, see, I would have to pay them to Greg. Do I need to
>>>>>> explain to you again how setup fees work?
>>>>>
>>>>>Setup fees work?? Not in my experience, they don't.
>>>>
>>>> Just because you don't pay yours doesn't mean that other folks don't
>>>> honor their debts.
>>>
>>>"Thy shall honor thy mother and thy father and thy debts."
>>>Don't remember Charton Heston saying that one.
>>
>> He was terrible when it came to setups.
>
>Not everybody exercises correctly.

And all this time I thought he was a big believer in exercising the
2nd Amendment!

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