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TOPIC: MI5 Persecution: Ravenscourt Park 20/3/99 (4713)
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Date: Fri, Nov 16 2007 8:58 pm
From: MI5Victim@mi5.gov.uk

Ravenscourt Park 20/3/99

Certainty level: 70%

On Saturday I went to Hammersmith, specifically Ravenscourt Park. There
had recently been a resurgence of persecution activity, following the
Capital spams. I went to the cafe in the park and had a cup of coffee
outside, with my mother. As I went inside the cafe to return the cups,
a woman shouted a sexual obscenity (not present on this audio file -
don't ask), and she said loudly "something's wrong with him". You can just
about hear it in the audio file; listen very carefully, several times; it
is distinguishable.

Much less subtle is the male voice shouting "take care he's a nutter"
immediately after the woman's voice. As on the other recordings there's
a lot of noise, but what the people say can be clearly heard.

Given that I take medication and look and behave quite sanely, and that
there had been increased abuse over the last couple of weeks, it seems
pretty unlikely that this incident was just spontaneous.... of course,
you couldn't prove otherwise, but then that's the way MI5 mean their
abuse to look.

4713

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TOPIC: MI5 Persecution: Battersea Library 29/3/99 (6888)
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Fri, Nov 16 2007 10:38 pm
From: MI5Victim@mi5.gov.uk

Battersea Library 29/3/99

Certainty level: 60%

This one is quite dull. During the month of March 1999, MI5 made another
determined attempt to "get" me, substantially through radio programmes,
through Jon Snow on Channel Four News, and through abuse in public, of
which this is one example.

Recorded on my minidisc-walkman on Monday 29 March 1999, this audio file
consists of two girls talking. One says to the other, "he's got something
wrong with him." The usual words. How many millions a year do the Security
Service waste on this? But they've denied it - how silly of me to forget.
And they're not liars either, are they?

6888

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TOPIC: nigger jokes,hot nigger jokes,blonde jokes
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Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 3:16 am
From: joke-master

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TOPIC: MI5 Persecution: Royal Festival Hall 15/4/99 (9063)
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Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 1:02 am
From: MI5Victim@mi5.gov.uk

Royal Festival Hall 15/4/99

Certainty level: 100%

Another "day in the life of", this one. January and February were quiet;
in March it all started again; by the middle of April the resurgence of
abuse had been going on for over a month. And this, with 100% certainty,
is one manifestation of the abuse.

On Thursday 15 April 1999, 1pm lunchtime, I was at the booking office at
the Royal Festival Hall near Waterloo Station in London, buying a ticket
for a friend. A woman was at the counter next to me. She said;

"it would kill it, you know, it would just be overkill...
.. they can't stop can they"

It was obvious to everyone, the ticket agents included, that her comments
were directed at me, and that "they" (ie. MI5) were "killing" me.

I've heard similar things said at various other times, but rarely have their
intentions been expressed as clearly as this. The woman also expressed the
obsessive nature of MI5's preoccupation with me, by saying, "they can't
stop can they".

9063

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TOPIC: MI5 Persecution: Balham Bus 8/7/99 (11238)
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Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 2:30 am
From: MI5Victim@mi5.gov.uk

Balham - LT bus (8/July/1999)

Certainty level: 90%

I am very sure about this one. I got back from holidays on Wednesday.
There were two incidents, both on the tube, on the way back from the
airport. There was a further incident the following day, Thursday, on
the bus (the 155 I think) in Balham, where two girls started spouting
abuse about "crazy", etc. Naturally I had my minidisc with me and was
able to record their words.

The cynical reader might think my demeanour or behaviour had given rise
to the taunts of "crazy" recorded above. But I assure you my behaviour
on the bus would not have made anyone think I was ill; and the taunts
the previous day were the same sexual words as previously; so I'm quite
sure that these incidents are either deliberately staged, or indicative
of an overall high level of awareness among the London public,
particularly in the part of London where I live.

11238

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TOPIC: 12/12/12
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 6:53 am
From: "Greg Evans"

Larry Krzewinski wrote:

> And all this time I thought he was a big believer in
> exercising the 2nd Amendment!

Right now I'm busy being thankful for the 22nd Amendment.

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TOPIC: lost opportunity regained?
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 6:55 am
From: "Greg Evans"

Larry Krzewinski wrote:

> That Greg is putting us on a train to Squaresville and
> that is not cool.

That's the train OUT OF your home town of Squaresville, and you've been
refusing to board for years.

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TOPIC: Scottish Dentist
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== 1 of 8 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 6:56 am
From: "Greg Evans"

Larry Krzewinski wrote:

>>> Geez, you coulda made a *little* effort!
>> I did. I just didn't share it. It wasn't fit for proper
>> company.
>> Or for you guys either.
>
> Looks like she's on to us, guys!

She's pretty smart - for a chick.

== 2 of 8 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 6:57 am
From: "Greg Evans"

Larry Krzewinski wrote:

>>>> Anytime anyone puts in a little bit of
>>>> effort, it counts in my book!
>>> Larry must really be in your book
>>> since he puts in very little effort.
>> And no comment at that one either.
>
> Thank you, dear. I owe you one.

Reckon you'll ever make an effort to pay her back?

== 3 of 8 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 8:11 am
From: peachy ashie passion

Greg Evans wrote:

> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>
>
>>>>> Anytime anyone puts in a little bit of
>>>>>effort, it counts in my book!
>>>>
>>>>Larry must really be in your book
>>>>since he puts in very little effort.
>>>
>>> And no comment at that one either.
>>
>>Thank you, dear. I owe you one.
>
>
> Reckon you'll ever make an effort to pay her back?
>
>
About his usual level of effort, I expect.

== 4 of 8 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 8:16 am
From: peachy ashie passion

Larry Krzewinski wrote:

> On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 02:13:35 GMT, peachy ashie passion
> <exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>>>>>> Anytime anyone puts in a little bit of effort, it
>>>>>>counts in my book!
>>>>>
>>>>>Great, 'cuz I'm all about putting in as little effort as possible!
>>>>
>>>> No comment.
>>>
>>>Geez, you coulda made a *little* effort!
>>
>> I did. I just didn't share it. It wasn't fit for proper company.
>>
>> Or for you guys either.
>
>
> Looks like she's on to us, guys!

Dang! I usually hide it better than that.

== 5 of 8 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 8:53 am
From: peachy ashie passion

Greg Evans wrote:

> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>
>
>>>>Geez, you coulda made a *little* effort!
>>>
>>> I did. I just didn't share it. It wasn't fit for proper
>>>company.
>>> Or for you guys either.
>>
>>Looks like she's on to us, guys!
>
>
> She's pretty smart - for a chick.
>
>
Well, THAT's a comment that was better left unsaid.

== 6 of 8 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 8:54 am
From: peachy ashie passion

Greg Evans wrote:

== 7 of 8 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 9:45 am
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:eovsj3d2e79p5u34cn1nujbjf11j4j3d3p@4ax.com...
> On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 08:09:21 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>>>>>> And the score is
>>>>>>> Web 2.0 = 2
>>>>>>> Mos = 0
>>>>>>Like I really worry about how that won't pay my bills.
>>>>>
>>>>> Do what I do and you won't have to worry about it: Hire an accountant
>>>>> to pay your bills for you.
>>>>
>>>>Oh, like he's going to use his money. Right.
>>>
>>> Sure, if you don't pay him.
>>
>>Can't reply right now since Summer, Elisabeth, and Peachy
>>showed up at my house naked, and they brought beer.
>
> How long have you had these delusions, Mos?

You don't know what goes on at my house.

== 8 of 8 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 9:46 am
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:5qvsj3tsu41da752kjmh3vuad44g5gope6@4ax.com...
> On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 08:10:40 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>>>>>> I'm fully recovered, thanks.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Now you and your chair seatcushion match?
>>>>>
>>>>> A stitch in time saves Mos?
>>>>
>>>>You mean now or then ?
>>>
>>> Nine.
>>
>>No speekie Germanic.
>
> You no speekie English either.

You left out a comma.

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TOPIC: Sex novels by instant download
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== 1 of 5 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 6:59 am
From: "Greg Evans"

Larry Krzewinski wrote:

> I took her to Disneyland so I could take her on Mr. Toads'
> Wild Ride.

Only Larry could take a child's innocent amusement ride and turn it into a
disturbing euphemism.

== 2 of 5 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 8:13 am
From: peachy ashie passion

MosNot wrote:

> "peachy ashie passion" <exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:rMn%i.1889$dl4.451@trnddc04...
>
>>MosNot wrote:
>>
>>
>>>"peachy ashie passion" <exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>news:PZ6%i.7091$WN2.2055@trnddc08...
>>>
>>>
>>>>Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 21:41:42 GMT, peachy ashie passion
>>>>><exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>As she struggled against her bonds, she couldn't help but notice his
>>>>>>>>>large, throbbing manhood. She had worked up a sweat trying to
>>>>>>>>>escape
>>>>>>>>>and lay exhausted, her naked body glistening in the moonlight. He
>>>>>>>>>had
>>>>>>>>>not failed to take notice of her exquisite form lying there. She
>>>>>>>>>was
>>>>>>>>>his for the taking. He gently placed a ball gag in her mouth and
>>>>>>>>>fastened it behind her head. All he had to do now what determine
>>>>>>>>>what
>>>>>>>>>an appropriate punishment would be for her infractions. He decided
>>>>>>>>>to...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Cute, but where's the plot?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>In the next installment. Want a hint, little girl?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> No, please no. Pretty please?
>>>>>
>>>>>Where is your sense of adventure, young lady?
>>>>
>>>> Waiting for a plot. And vocabulary. And perhaps a sparkle of magic.
>>>
>>>
>>>Jeez, give him an excuse to say something
>>>about waving his wand at you.
>>
>> I'm all about the KA-CHING!
>
>
> He can just go blog his Ka-CHING.
>
>
Just so long as he isn't blogging mine.

== 3 of 5 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 8:14 am
From: peachy ashie passion

Greg Evans wrote:

> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>
>
>>I took her to Disneyland so I could take her on Mr. Toads'
>>Wild Ride.
>
>
> Only Larry could take a child's innocent amusement ride and turn it into a
> disturbing euphemism.
>
>

Aww, don't sell yourself short Greg - you coulda done it too, if
you'd tried.

== 4 of 5 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 8:43 am
From: "Greg Evans"

peachy ashie passion wrote:

>> Only Larry could take a child's innocent amusement ride
>> and turn it into a disturbing euphemism.
>
> Aww, don't sell yourself short Greg - you coulda done it
> too, if you'd tried.

Um...thanks?

== 5 of 5 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 9:07 am
From: peachy ashie passion

Larry Krzewinski wrote:

> On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 21:16:07 GMT, peachy ashie passion
> <exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>>>Jeez, give him an excuse to say something
>>>about waving his wand at you.
>>
>> I'm all about the KA-CHING!
>
>
> Are you and I still using the barter method to pay our respective
> setup fees?

Still?

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TOPIC: MI5 Persecution: Clapham South 17/2/00 (13413)
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Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 3:55 am
From: MI5Victim@mi5.gov.uk

Clapham South (17/Feb/2000)

Certainty level: 100%

In February 2000, MI5's hate campaign against me was in full swing. They
sent people into the road where I live in south London, to swear at me
and abuse me as I was leaving or returning home. One such instance is
recorded on the above audio file.

On Thursday 17 February 2000, I had just left my home, en route for Croydon,
when two youths approached, going in the other direction. One of them said
with a smile on his face something which I didn't recognize, and still
don't understand despite it being on this audio clip. His demeanour made it
clear his statement was directed at me. I coughed, and in response to that,
he continued his insult, calling me a "wanker", which is very clearly
recorded on this audio clip.

Two days later, in the very early morning of Sunday 20 February 2000,
MI5 inflicted another insult against me just outside my house, when,
returning from Croydon, two youths approached (MI5 agents always go in
packs of at least two - they're too cowardly to go anywhere on their own)
and one of them said quietly and bitterly to the other that "he's shitty,
very shitty".

It is still comparatively rare for MI5 to send people to my house, or to
my road, to harass me. Usually they know where I'm going to, since they have
bugs on my phone and in each room of my house; and they send people to
that location, or on the train or tube getting there.

13413

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TOPIC: Stupid Mistake
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Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 8:15 am
From: peachy ashie passion

Greg Evans wrote:

> peachy ashie passion wrote:
>
>
>>>>>Since I've never had a fatty, you'll have
>>>>>to tell me how you manage to catch 'em.
>>>>
>>>>Go to a rock concert, say to the guy next to you, "Yo, dude, don't
>>>>bogart that fatty!", take it out of his hand, and take a good
>>>>toke.
>>>>Then pass it along to the next guy.
>>>
>>>That just don't sound right at all.
>>
>> Sounds like exactly how it happens to me.
>
>
> You get bogarted a lot?
>
>

Every time I'm at a rock concert.

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TOPIC: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 8:27 am
From: "Brass Hopper"

"Uncle_vito" <uncle_vito2002@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

" Im a southerner and a conservative republican.

After all the shootin, I would go back and get my OT- 64 and hunt down the
rest of the rabble. "

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TOPIC: MI5 Persecution: Clapham Junction 6/5/00 (15588)
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Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 5:29 am
From: MI5Victim@mi5.gov.uk

Clapham Junction (6/May/2000)

Certainty level: 60%

On Saturday 6 May 2000, I was in Clapham Junction, shopping and visiting
the library. At precisely 12:29pm, the above audio clip was recorded,
in front of Arding and Hobbs department store. One girl was saying to
her friend,

"He's a homosexual, they can say whatever they want."

There are several reasons why I think this comment might be about me.
Firstly, temporal proximity to other such incidents. The persecution
had restarted about two to three days before this clip was recorded.
Cause of restart unknown. Personally I think it's because I was going
on holiday to France the following Monday - MI5 do like to take holidays
abroad at the taxpayer's expense, and inventing reasons to resurrect their
hate campaign just before I go on holiday is something they've done
before.

Secondly, although I am not gay, they have used such references against
me before. At Oxford Computer Group in 1994, manager Steve Mitchell
simultaneously abused me and another employee but saying we were "of a
similar bent". Such insults show latent or quite overt homosexuality
on the part of the abuser.

Thirdly, the sort of people who abuse on the basis of mental illness
are the same people who abuse others on the basis of sexuality, race,
religion, etc. If they can abuse a disabled man, then they will surely
do so based on the other criteria mentioned.

There is still some room for doubt, though, which is why I have assigned
this recording a certainty level of only slightly above evens. But "they
can say whatever they want" is what gives the game away; they just choose
a differentiating feature on which to base their abuse; and if one such
feature gets too boring ("we've called him a nutter for the last ten years
so now we'll call him something else") then they invent a different lie
to throw at me.

15588

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