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* Scottish Dentist - 9 messages, 3 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/2816be6690c592af?hl=en
* Stupid Mistake - 4 messages, 2 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/6d770b0b3fcbb8e8?hl=en
* 12/12/12 - 3 messages, 3 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/d2964a4ab1a46e7c?hl=en
* lost opportunity regained? - 5 messages, 2 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/8d4300ee33cbd5c8?hl=en
* Sex novels by instant download - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/72fd6a8158cbf98d?hl=en

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TOPIC: Scottish Dentist
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/2816be6690c592af?hl=en
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== 1 of 9 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 14 2007 8:13 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 20:52:21 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>>>>> You needn't brag about knowning Larry.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Greg doesn't really known me at all, kid.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Not so you'd knowntice, anyway.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I knewn you were going to say that.
>>>>>
>>>>>Ahem. It's "I knewn you was gonna said that."
>>>>
>>>> Oops, my bad. You'll have to excuse my foray into the unknow.
>>>
>>>Negatorynessification on that. One must always be awaredness.
>>
>> And apparently the unknow is Mos-Speak.
>
>The blog you say.

I put it on Wikipedia.

== 2 of 9 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 14 2007 8:14 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 19:49:39 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>How is anybody sure about anything ?
>>>>>>>>>>Ask someone like Ann Coulter or Rush Limbaugh how they manage it.
>>>>>>>>>Oh, so now you're gonna start telling me what to do.
>>>>>>>> What do you mean START?
>>>>>>>Usually he makes a rude comment, not an order.
>>>>>> Oh. Maybe he just orders me around.
>>>>>But you like it.
>>>> Shhhhhhh!!!
>>> Now, don't you start telling me what to do !
>>> (unless it's something nastyfun)
>> After you called me a bitch in another thread? Why'd I wanna tell
>> YOU something nastyfun?
>
>I never called you a bitch.
>Oh, but if you want to consider yourself one of the common women
>and not The Exqusite Peach, it's totally your choice.

I never knew Mos was that coordinated! He can spin and put on
Chapstick at the same time.

== 3 of 9 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 14 2007 8:18 pm
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:nphnj39nuqive06emog5u5267aacu69hd2@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 20:52:21 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>>>>>>>>> You needn't brag about knowning Larry.
>>>>>>>>> Greg doesn't really known me at all, kid.
>>>>>>>>Not so you'd knowntice, anyway.
>>>>>>> I knewn you were going to say that.
>>>>>>Ahem. It's "I knewn you was gonna said that."
>>>>> Oops, my bad. You'll have to excuse my foray into the unknow.
>>>>Negatorynessification on that. One must always be awaredness.
>>> And apparently the unknow is Mos-Speak.
>>
>>The blog you say.
>
> I put it on Wikipedia.

So.

== 4 of 9 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 14 2007 8:23 pm
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:hrhnj3h408ekjqbboif1frrmv4sbfa1lba@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 19:49:39 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>How is anybody sure about anything ?
>>>>>>>>>>>Ask someone like Ann Coulter or Rush Limbaugh how they manage it.
>>>>>>>>>>Oh, so now you're gonna start telling me what to do.
>>>>>>>>> What do you mean START?
>>>>>>>>Usually he makes a rude comment, not an order.
>>>>>>> Oh. Maybe he just orders me around.
>>>>>>But you like it.
>>>>> Shhhhhhh!!!
>>>> Now, don't you start telling me what to do !
>>>> (unless it's something nastyfun)
>>> After you called me a bitch in another thread? Why'd I wanna tell
>>> YOU something nastyfun?
>>I never called you a bitch.
>>Oh, but if you want to consider yourself one of the common women
>>and not The Exqusite Peach, it's totally your choice.
>
> I never knew Mos was that coordinated! He can spin and put on
> Chapstick at the same time.

And you should see all the babes I've put it on with my stick, chap.

== 5 of 9 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 14 2007 8:28 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:02:56 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>> Then you're finally grasping the basic tenet of Rule #1. Took you
>>>> long enough!
>>>
>>>Nope, still working on convincing you we don't believe you.
>>
>> Then you haven't read Rule #1 at all.
>
>And you still don't understand we decide when it's been used.

Good luck with that.

== 6 of 9 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 14 2007 8:31 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:18:47 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>> You needn't brag about knowning Larry.
>>>>>>>>>> Greg doesn't really known me at all, kid.
>>>>>>>>>Not so you'd knowntice, anyway.
>>>>>>>> I knewn you were going to say that.
>>>>>>>Ahem. It's "I knewn you was gonna said that."
>>>>>> Oops, my bad. You'll have to excuse my foray into the unknow.
>>>>>Negatorynessification on that. One must always be awaredness.
>>>> And apparently the unknow is Mos-Speak.
>>>
>>>The blog you say.
>>
>> I put it on Wikipedia.
>
>So.

And the score is

Web 2.0 = 2

Mos = 0

== 7 of 9 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 14 2007 8:31 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:23:28 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>> After you called me a bitch in another thread? Why'd I wanna tell
>>>> YOU something nastyfun?
>>>I never called you a bitch.
>>>Oh, but if you want to consider yourself one of the common women
>>>and not The Exqusite Peach, it's totally your choice.
>>
>> I never knew Mos was that coordinated! He can spin and put on
>> Chapstick at the same time.
>
>And you should see all the babes I've put it on with my stick, chap.

Do we have to?

== 8 of 9 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 14 2007 9:09 pm
From: "Greg Evans"

peachy ashie passion wrote:

>> I never called you a bitch.
>> Oh, but if you want to consider yourself one of the common
>> women and not The Exqusite Peach, it's totally your choice.
>
> Oh, you win the prize - that's definitely the BEST recovery
> I've ever seen.

But...did it work?

== 9 of 9 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 14 2007 9:10 pm
From: "Greg Evans"

Larry Krzewinski wrote:

> Then you haven't read Rule #1 at all.

Gosh, maybe you're ri-- HEY!!

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TOPIC: Stupid Mistake
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/6d770b0b3fcbb8e8?hl=en
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== 1 of 4 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 14 2007 8:14 pm
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:bkhnj3p0at5g24lef3anujc0pk12tm3e35@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 19:40:52 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Speaking of which.....how's your luck
>>>>>>>>>>>>with Summer, Elisabeth, or Peachy ?
>>>>>>>>>>> Well, they all are still talking to me.
>>>>>>>>>>That would be noisy.
>>>>>>>>> I never said I was actually listening to them.
>>>>>>>>It would still be noisy.
>>>>>>> Yeah, but I tune it out most of the time.
>>>>>>Shows you have a closed mind.
>>>>> No, it doesn't. It shows that I have my ears stuffed with cotton.
>>>>You can't hear women bitch with beans in your ears.
>>> Cotton is not spelled beans.
>>
>>So, you didn't notice who typed the words ?
>
> Mos did. Oh, OK. I get your piont.

If it's my point, you don't get it, dammit. It's mine !

== 2 of 4 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 14 2007 8:19 pm
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:llhnj3hfrqnu46av7si5e5so6qaag37kv7@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:23:43 -0500, "Greg Evans"
> <gregevansREMOVE@charterBLATHER.net> wrote:
>
>>> And without Greg there we can actually invite some
>>> women!!!
>>
>>I can understand you not wanting me around; the competition for the
>>ladies'
>>attention would have been more than you could handle.
>
> No, we wouldn't have been able to catch them all again when they ran
> screaming from the party.

Prey is always more fun when running and screaming.

== 3 of 4 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 14 2007 8:26 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:14:23 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>Speaking of which.....how's your luck
>>>>>>>>>>>>>with Summer, Elisabeth, or Peachy ?
>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, they all are still talking to me.
>>>>>>>>>>>That would be noisy.
>>>>>>>>>> I never said I was actually listening to them.
>>>>>>>>>It would still be noisy.
>>>>>>>> Yeah, but I tune it out most of the time.
>>>>>>>Shows you have a closed mind.
>>>>>> No, it doesn't. It shows that I have my ears stuffed with cotton.
>>>>>You can't hear women bitch with beans in your ears.
>>>> Cotton is not spelled beans.
>>>
>>>So, you didn't notice who typed the words ?
>>
>> Mos did. Oh, OK. I get your piont.
>
>If it's my point, you don't get it, dammit. It's mine !

Have it your way.

== 4 of 4 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 14 2007 8:30 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:19:47 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>> And without Greg there we can actually invite some
>>>> women!!!
>>>
>>>I can understand you not wanting me around; the competition for the
>>>ladies'
>>>attention would have been more than you could handle.
>>
>> No, we wouldn't have been able to catch them all again when they ran
>> screaming from the party.
>
>Prey is always more fun when running and screaming.

Let us know if you ever catch one.

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TOPIC: 12/12/12
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/d2964a4ab1a46e7c?hl=en
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== 1 of 3 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 14 2007 8:12 pm
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:8hhnj3pjjfvjs8c0pkh5mq9qablgiol4nt@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 19:47:01 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>>>>>>> Now I'll never get it out of my head today!
>>>>>>>> Arrgh!!
>>>>>>> I may be able to help you with that, Greg.
>>>>>>Sorry, I stopped reading at this point - I know better than to think
>>>>>>you would volunteer to help me.
>>>>> Would you believe me if I offered to pay my setup fees in full?
>>>>Feh. As if you'll ever make that much.
>>>
>>> I could too earn $1.19!
>>
>>So pay yourself and leave me and Greg alone about it.
>
> No, see, I would have to pay them to Greg. Do I need to explain to
> you again how setup fees work?

If I wait for you to explain by example, I'll die of age.

== 2 of 3 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 14 2007 8:26 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:12:55 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>>>>> Now I'll never get it out of my head today!
>>>>>>>>> Arrgh!!
>>>>>>>> I may be able to help you with that, Greg.
>>>>>>>Sorry, I stopped reading at this point - I know better than to think
>>>>>>>you would volunteer to help me.
>>>>>> Would you believe me if I offered to pay my setup fees in full?
>>>>>Feh. As if you'll ever make that much.
>>>>
>>>> I could too earn $1.19!
>>>
>>>So pay yourself and leave me and Greg alone about it.
>>
>> No, see, I would have to pay them to Greg. Do I need to explain to
>> you again how setup fees work?
>
>If I wait for you to explain by example, I'll die of age.

Our plan is working, boys and girls!

== 3 of 3 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 14 2007 9:12 pm
From: "Greg Evans"

Larry Krzewinski wrote:

> No, see, I would have to pay them to Greg. Do I need to
> explain to you again how setup fees work?

Setup fees work?? Not in my experience, they don't.

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TOPIC: lost opportunity regained?
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/8d4300ee33cbd5c8?hl=en
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== 1 of 5 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 14 2007 8:10 pm
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:rchnj3l1rc6u0oqtaictgmfrls29qgdsog@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 19:43:19 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>> You think that I fart in the tub? What have I ever done to deserve
>>> this treatment?
>>
>>Eat those beans you took out of your ears to put the cotton in.
>
> But them was wax beans!

Make a poem with 'em.

== 2 of 5 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 14 2007 8:18 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:09:10 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>> Feh. More like two of you couldn't handle me.
>>>
>>> That may well be true.
>>>
>>> Heaven knows you are more than *I* know what to do with.
>>
>> Did you leave the acronym BS out of that sentence?
>
>Big Stick.

Not even close, toothpick.

== 3 of 5 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 14 2007 8:19 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:09:40 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>>>Would you let me put bubbles in?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>It probably depends on how they're generated.
>>>>>
>>>>> *giggles*
>>>>> knew SOMEone had to say it, but I really thought it'd come from Larry.
>>>>
>>>> You think that I fart in the tub? What have I ever done to deserve
>>>> this treatment?
>>>
>>> I think you can't resist a good gross out joke.
>>
>> I think that I'm becoming way too predictable.
>
>"Becoming" ????
>Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....

<grin>

== 4 of 5 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 14 2007 8:20 pm
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:r4inj3tn6j5du9n9664cnbbj6hctnkcnc1@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:09:10 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>>>> Feh. More like two of you couldn't handle me.
>>>>
>>>> That may well be true.
>>>>
>>>> Heaven knows you are more than *I* know what to do with.
>>>
>>> Did you leave the acronym BS out of that sentence?
>>
>>Big Stick.
>
> Not even close, toothpick.

Not all of us overeat, lardo.

== 5 of 5 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 14 2007 8:25 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:10:08 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>> You think that I fart in the tub? What have I ever done to deserve
>>>> this treatment?
>>>
>>>Eat those beans you took out of your ears to put the cotton in.
>>
>> But them was wax beans!
>
>Make a poem with 'em.

Ok.

There once was a wax bean from Nantucket

No, that won't work. Let me try this one.

In my pocket I have wax beans
It is the pocket of my new blue jeans
I put them into a washing machine
And now the beans are aquamarine

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TOPIC: Sex novels by instant download
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/72fd6a8158cbf98d?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 14 2007 8:17 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:07:36 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>> As she struggled against her bonds, she couldn't help but notice his
>>>> large, throbbing manhood. She had worked up a sweat trying to escape
>>>> and lay exhausted, her naked body glistening in the moonlight. He had
>>>> not failed to take notice of her exquisite form lying there. She was
>>>> his for the taking. He gently placed a ball gag in her mouth and
>>>> fastened it behind her head. All he had to do now what determine what
>>>> an appropriate punishment would be for her infractions. He decided
>>>> to...
>>>thank the bartender for slipping the drugs in the
>>>woman's drink so he could take her home with him.
>>
>> Close, but no cigar.
>
>Larry has the hots for Monica !

That would be Lewdinsky.

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