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TOPIC: Scottish Dentist
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/2816be6690c592af?hl=en
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== 1 of 3 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 6:20 pm
From: "SummersFrenzy"

Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> MosNot wrote:
>
>>Or maybe you didn't since you may very well
>>have to pause between words when you talk.
>
> I.......most......certainly......do.......not!

<ahem> are you castigating my usage of the ellipsis ??

== 2 of 3 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 7:20 pm
From: "MosNot"

"SummersFrenzy" <icediamond_desire@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>>
>>>> Peachy! I am so surprised by that. Who else writes bondage porn for
>>>> you here besides me?
>>> No comment
>> "No comment", Peachy thought. She would have said it out loud but for
>> the ball gag that had been loving placed in her mouth. Her back
>> arched in pain caused by the hot candle wax being dripped onto her...
>
> wow - easy play . . . where's the bondage stuff?

My house. Don't be late.

== 3 of 3 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 7:22 pm
From: "MosNot"

"SummersFrenzy" <icediamond_desire@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> MosNot wrote:
>> Greg Evans wrote:
>>> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>>
>>>> Who else writes bondage porn for you here besides me?
>>>
>>> ...That *you* know of, you mean?
>>
>> He did say *here*....
>
> Peachy has bondage authors and wannabes around the globe, boys . . .
> southern Cali is easy pickings for her perusal process . . . she's been
> kind and tried to protect Larry's ego

Looks like she's got a full time job doing that.....

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TOPIC: Sex novels by instant download
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/72fd6a8158cbf98d?hl=en
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 6:23 pm
From: "SummersFrenzy"

peachy ashie passion wrote:
> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>
>> Hand me those electrified nipple clamps, will ya, kid.
>> This might sting a little, Greg. Ready?
>> BZZZZZZZZT!
>
> How's watching you zapping your nipples going to sting Greg?

Aaawwww man - and I thought you *liked* Greg . . . why wouldja go and put
that image out there for public consumption?

== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 7:10 pm
From: "MosNot"

"SummersFrenzy" <icediamond_desire@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> peachy ashie passion wrote:
>> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>>
>>> Hand me those electrified nipple clamps, will ya, kid.
>>> This might sting a little, Greg. Ready?
>>> BZZZZZZZZT!
>>
>> How's watching you zapping your nipples going to sting Greg?
>
> Aaawwww man - and I thought you *liked* Greg . . . why wouldja go and put
> that image out there for public consumption?

Some images aren't very <vivid> for some of us.

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TOPIC: Stupid Mistake
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/6d770b0b3fcbb8e8?hl=en
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== 1 of 3 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 6:28 pm
From: "SummersFrenzy"

peachy ashie passion wrote:
>
>>>You get bogarted a lot?
>>
>> I know that I'd like to "Humphrey" Peachy.
>
> I don't have any idea what to say to that.

That he doesn't have what it takes to be your Bacall girl

== 2 of 3 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 6:30 pm
From: "SummersFrenzy"

MosNot wrote:
> peachy ashie passion wrote:
>> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>
>>> I know that I'd like to "Humphrey" Peachy.
>>
>> I don't have any idea what to say to that.
>
> Tell him to go Bacall himself.

I liked mine better . . . oh well . . . close enough for GMTA - I might be
scared

== 3 of 3 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 7:19 pm
From: "MosNot"

"SummersFrenzy" <icediamond_desire@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> MosNot wrote:
>> peachy ashie passion wrote:
>>> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>>
>>>> I know that I'd like to "Humphrey" Peachy.
>>>
>>> I don't have any idea what to say to that.
>>
>> Tell him to go Bacall himself.
>
> I liked mine better . . . oh well . . . close enough for GMTA - I might be
> scared

I was leaning more towards the first part of
his name, the beginning and ending of hers.
He wouldn't have caught it, anyway.

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TOPIC: ATJ.. Completely destroyed
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/3f2805ea1da0a7e1?hl=en
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 6:39 pm
From: MÃ <"mÃÐMÁ×¹"@ÅsSrEmOvEr.çøm>

Last post 11/16/07

Poster: Max Destroyer

Status of group: finito

Time to lay waste to every last (non-rh) poster: 6 years 3 months

== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 7:11 pm
From: "MosNot"

"MÐ" <"mÃÐMÁ×¹"@ÅsSrEmOvEr.çøm> wrote in message
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> <turning out lights>

Finally, since nobody's been home there for ages.

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TOPIC: MI5 Persecution: Post Office 14/11/02 (24288)
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/15c0cdf90147dfcc?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 3:07 pm
From: MI5Victim@mi5.gov.uk

Balham Hill Post Office (14/Nov/2002)

Certainty level: 80%

By mid-November 2002 the persecution had again dwindled, as happens sometimes, when along came this item.
I spent most of my time at home, going occasionally to the shops in Clapham South, or into town to meet people. On this particular
Thursday I only left the house once, for less than fifteen minutes to post a letter (special delivery, because my ordinary and
recorded delivery letters had been disappearing en route for some time - not that anyone would accuse MI5 of such petty harassment).
At the post office counter there was an Asian guy talking into his mobile phone and grinning away. There is a probability that
his comments were directed at me, as I will explain further. The second segment of audio closely follows the first segment.

"you'll do it today? let's meet about 3 o'clock and have some lunch. I got stuff to do and I'll go to the bank,
get this sh.. fucking moving yeah. Even just a little bit do something. He doesn't understand, you know what it is,
I don't want to tell him again cause then he might, he thinks we're having a go at him, I'm not having a go at him,
I'm explain to him"

Explanation: The guy is talking about some bloke who is unnamed, however it might be interpreted as being in code about me.
"I'll go to the bank"... variously interpretable, either literally, or as sounds-like "wank" which has been a consistent
theme in MI5's abuse. "get this shit fucking moving"... abuse... could be interpreted as MI5's criticism of my inertness.
The state spends hundreds of thousands of pounds a year - they want to see some result, not just neutrality and ordinariness.
"he doesn't understand"... MI5 claim I'm stupid... but the numbers and bits of paper prove otherwise, so perhaps what that
is really about is their agents' subconscious perception of themselves.

"having a go at him"... sounds like they're having a go at me, doesn't it? You might take the audio at face value and assume
it's about some other guy, but it's normal MI5 procedure to pretend to be talking about someone else, and make the content of
the message very relevant to me, or their perception of me.

"for some reason it doesn't get into his head, I don't know why... he's lost it completely, hasn't he"

What reason is there for it not getting into his (my) head? Stupidity is implied. Also implied is that it does get into his head;
we're intentionally causing him damage. He's lost it completely... for some time I have suffered from OCD... lost it completely
is the persecutors' observation of my illness, which they see through the surveillance on my home, which they caused.

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TOPIC: MI5 Persecution: Eclipse pub 20/12/02 (26463)
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/8123be6ae4844ed0?hl=en
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Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 5:33 pm
From: MI5Victim@mi5.gov.uk

Eclipse pub in Balham (20/Dec/2002)

Certainty level: 70%

On Friday 20/December/2002 I went to Balham to do some shopping and eating. When I went into the Eclipse pub for a meal
there were two girls already at the bar being server, I ordered and sat down near the window. They sat down at the opposite
window seat, out of sight. After a few minutes they started screaming repetitively "section, section". They were reading
something and were trying to pretend that they were just repeating from what they were reading, but in reality it was quite
obvious they were talking about me, specifically to confinement under mental health.

As you can guess the behaviour of these unwise young things shows them to be from the underprivileged category which due to
the natural laws of society is seldom seen in the better classes of restaurant - the McDonald's next door is their more
usual habitat. My guess is that these two females were deliberately placed in the Eclipse with orders to be offensive to
me personally. The alternative would be that no-one had ordered them and they were just being rude on their own account,
but that is improbable, for two reasons; first, I was out of sight of them and one does not usually "pick on" a person
one cannot see; secondly, there had that afternoon in Balham been other, less distinct incidents immediately preceding this,
and it is inferable that MI5 were making quite a serious effort to create a physical incident, as they have done on
numerous occasions previously. I give my interpretation a two in three chance of validity.

26463

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TOPIC: The technocrat is...
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/9f5a134097dbd3ad?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 10:15 pm
From: "J(ohn|ane) Doe"

The director and his cronies take their fill and will of whatever comes along.
They planned to crucify one man for everyone's sins on the internet.
A fertile ground for this myth of taking on sins for another, the market grew,
and those who promoted it believed it would somehow turn out well.

After rummaging through the Hipster's life and times, removing anything fine or noble or decent,
and putting the rest up for auction, they decided their censorship wasn't enough. They actually framed him,
calling him a child pornographer while simultaneously using their same network to actually put
files on his hard drive. After the first few sets, they realized that whatever they were putting there
was taken as gospel, and started making it as interesting as they wanted.

In the beginning it was sociology, but it just became another local child porn market.
The authorities were fascinated at this new phenomena and in the new paradigm,
they just watch, unaware that every nation in the world has caught on and is also
watching to see what America does.

Enjoying their cowardly but sadistic and reather ingenious profiteering

He planned a bizarre finale to this strange rape of another's life.
After ruining every personal relationship, every career, every contact in this persons life,
They plan a live online murder. They planned to either engineer a suicide or a gang rape and murder online - and frame one of the subscribers. They keep extensive data on all those involved, they are deciding who the next Hipsters is. With over a thousand subscribers to choose from, the avenues are open.

He left out the fact that he himself hand delivered bizarre illegal pornography
to the hipster from the age of thirteen onwards, grooming a child as the target.
The Director is already creating another one, and had a falling out
with another young transgendered child he was grooming as the next target.

Already talking about contract killers and cleanup jobs, to eliminate the mess he has made,
this fine upstanding computer engineer, is an a panic. Under surveillance himself,
his meetings bugged, his wires tapped. People look at him on the street in a different light.
Does he notice? He has new neighbours. New employees. Things are slightly different.
His old employers distanced themselves form this project, but still feel deeply responsible.

His life a series of false fronts, little individual webpages, all falling apart now, his only refuge is fantasy.
His sex life is strangely the opposite of his target's. He actually does what the Hipster only fantasized.
He just never records..it Playing bizarre sadomasochistic games with tiny mexican children
at his timeshare, he wonders how his personal Hitler is faring.
Persecuting another person he in fact helped create to quell his inner demons, he is still restless.

In this life there is no justice, only good and better stories. How will this one end, or will it continue?

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TOPIC: The Roswell Story
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/a946dfd0dbeeb082?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 10:31 pm
From: wright@l1000.prodigy.net (David Wright)

In article <A4GdnbXuAIKE5KLanZ2dnUVZ_smnnZ2d@comcast.com>,
Ubiquitous <weberm@polaris.net> wrote:

>It is simply breathtaking to watch the glee and abandon with which
>the liberal media and the Angry Left have been attempting to turn
>our military victory in Iraq into a second Vietnam quagmire. Too bad
>for them, it's failing.

Finally! Something funny posted on rec.humor!

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TOPIC: MI5 Persecution: Barbican Library 6/2/2003 (28638)
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/e301b311ecb0f116?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sat, Nov 17 2007 8:16 pm
From: MI5Victim@mi5.gov.uk

Barbican Library - 6/Feb/2003

Certainty level: 100%

Here's an item from early February 2003, at which time Security Service were re-igniting hostilities against me, a direct result of my appeal
for a legal hearing against their organisation. On Thursday 6/Feb/2003 I went to the Barbican in central London with my mother to visit the library
and have a meal. Security Service naturally knew about it because it had been mentioned the previous day in our house which is under constant
surveillance on grounds of "National Security", so they may have been able to inform staff there to say something to me, as has been done elsewhere.
Two of the people at the Enquiries desk in the library obviously knew of my circumstances, I spoke to one of them who was very polite, and while
I was waiting I heard the other speaking with a little less politeness, as recorded on this audio file. He said, "I spy", to start a game of
guess what "I spy"; unsubtle, MI5 Spy. Then, at the 34 second mark on this clip he said;

"So obvious you couldn't even get that. I shall have to kill you. ha, ha, ha"

The words "I shall have to kill you" are interesting because such overt expression is rarely heard. Security Service wish me extinct.
Some years ago they were openly shouting "suicide" at me, so that is established. But there is an element of doublethink in their attitude;
they use people's natural prejudice against mentally ill, who are popularly painted by media as being aggressive, to try to tinge the group's
view of me and MI5's actions against me. The Security Service religion is that the country's enemies are deadly, and must therefore be
extinguished. Hence, we must seize eagerly upon the disabled schizophrenic from Clapham, and throttle him, because who knows what'll happen if we don't.

There may be a subtle agenda of population control in what the Security Service have been doing in this country since 1990. In the current issue
of 2600 Magazine (the Hacker quarterly, which I read from time to time) there is a quote from Hermann Goering on page 2; "the people can always
be brought to the bidding of the leaders. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked. It works the same in any country".
2600 printed the quote as a comment on the projected war against Iraq, which does not appear to pose any threat to the territory of
those countries which wish to invade it. However the quote is somewhat relevant to my case, which is widely known about within Britain;
the security service instructs all right thinking citizens to do MI5's bidding and band together against a common enemy, while at the same time
there is a suggestion of "look what'll happen to you if you don't obey us".

28638

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