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Today's topics:

* 12/12/12 - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/d2964a4ab1a46e7c?hl=en
* Stupid Mistake - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/6d770b0b3fcbb8e8?hl=en
* Scottish Dentist - 6 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/2816be6690c592af?hl=en
* 125 Days - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/ebcb3e20620356e1?hl=en
* 12 days - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/8ea2919e97bd363d?hl=en
* 25 Days - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/abdab088c9f42574?hl=en
* Remembrance Day Puns - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/fd82e95b34656b49?hl=en

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TOPIC: 12/12/12
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/d2964a4ab1a46e7c?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 8:36 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:18:27 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>> No, see, I would have to pay them to Greg. Do I need to
>>>> explain to you again how setup fees work?
>>>
>>>Setup fees work?? Not in my experience, they don't.
>>
>> Just because you don't pay yours doesn't mean that other folks don't
>> honor their debts.
>
>"Thy shall honor thy mother and thy father and thy debts."
>Don't remember Charton Heston saying that one.

He was terrible when it came to setups.

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TOPIC: Stupid Mistake
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/6d770b0b3fcbb8e8?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 8:37 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:45:49 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>Prey is always more fun when running and screaming.
>>>>
>>>> Let us know if you ever catch one.
>>>
>>>Thrill of the hunt is most often more
>>>fun than the actual capture of the game.
>>
>> Obviously Mos has never caught one.
>
>Obviously, you're wrong.

And we're supposed to believe you? Fat chance, kid! Either that or
you caught a fatty.

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TOPIC: Scottish Dentist
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/2816be6690c592af?hl=en
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== 1 of 6 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 8:38 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:54:45 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>> And the score is
>>>> Web 2.0 = 2
>>>> Mos = 0
>>>Like I really worry about how that won't pay my bills.
>>
>> Do what I do and you won't have to worry about it: Hire an accountant
>> to pay your bills for you.
>
>Oh, like he's going to use his money. Right.

Sure, if you don't pay him.

== 2 of 6 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 8:39 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:55:17 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>The blog you say.
>>>>
>>>> I put it on Wikipedia.
>>>
>>> And the difference is... ?
>>
>> One is a blog and the other's a wiki.
>
>Tomatoe, tomato

W-R-O-N-G, wrong.

== 3 of 6 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 8:39 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:57:45 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>> I'm fully recovered, thanks.
>>>
>>>Now you and your chair seatcushion match?
>>
>> A stitch in time saves Mos?
>
>You mean now or then ?

Nine.

== 4 of 6 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 8:40 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:58:29 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>> Oh hellya. Anytime anyone puts in a little bit of effort, it counts in
>> my book!
>
>Larry must really be in your book
>since he puts in very little effort.

You don't know that for sure, but Peachy wood know.

== 5 of 6 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 8:41 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:59:29 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>> I can definitely do that since you've never caught any babes yet.
>
>Oh, ye of little knowledge.

Catching a copy of Playboy or Penthouse doesn't count.

== 6 of 6 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 8:41 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:56:30 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>> At the risk of repeating myself I shall reiterate "Good luck with
>> that".
>
>Risk of repeating yourself ?! HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa
>
>BTW: you left two commas out of your statement.

I've been commatose for the last month or so.

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TOPIC: 125 Days
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/ebcb3e20620356e1?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 11:41 pm
From: Tim Bruening

125 days since Friday the 13th of July.

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TOPIC: 12 days
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/8ea2919e97bd363d?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 11:41 pm
From: Tim Bruening

20 x 12 days since Spring in the North and Fall in the South.

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TOPIC: 25 Days
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/abdab088c9f42574?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Thurs, Nov 15 2007 11:58 pm
From: Tim Bruening

25 days to Human Rights Day.

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TOPIC: Remembrance Day Puns
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/fd82e95b34656b49?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Fri, Nov 16 2007 12:00 am
From: Tim Bruening

Hugh Brodie wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4738930B.6C017283@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> >> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> >> news:4229697D.32EF457D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >> >
> >> > Cape Verde: Nation of green cloaks.
> >> >
> >> > Denmark: Nation of bedrooms full of German currency.
> >> >
> >> > Egypt: Nation of Internet scams.
> >> >
> >> > Greece: A fat nation.
> >> >
> >> > Turkey: Country of food birds.
> >>
> >> Saint Lucia: Island where everythiong falls to bits.
> >
> > Lesbo: Island of female homosexual neck decorations.
>
> Seychelles: what she sells by the seashore.
>
> New Guinea: 1) resurrection of an old unit of British currency.
> 2) newborn furry rodent.
>
> Haiti: beverage made from dried grass.

Sheet Music: What musicians sleep under.

Emergen C: Ocean or letter that responds to disasters.

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