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Today's topics:

* Chinese food - 2 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/2450e65bb085dfcf?hl=en
* 11/20 Puns - 9 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/286390d958bb5959?hl=en
* 21 Noember Puns - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/eeb3e453e449a00f?hl=en

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TOPIC: Chinese food
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/2450e65bb085dfcf?hl=en
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 20 2007 10:39 pm
From: "ynotssor"

In news:8r87k39i49s1fm9qle82idn6lblva21lkm@4ax.com,
Larry Krzewinski <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote:

>>> There is no snow on my belly button!
>>
>> There is no lint on Mt. Baldy, either.
>
> HA! When was the last time you were on MT. Baldy?

2-1/2 years ago, but some may have drifted in since.

== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Tues, Nov 20 2007 10:42 pm
From: "ynotssor"

In news:1t87k3hpb4fphs0uluc7h8urgfm2141j3i@4ax.com,
Larry Krzewinski <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote:

>>>> What shocking dance it was: any stranger could hold a lady firmly
>>>> pressed to his body in plain sight.
>>> That isn't shocking as long as you take the correct steps.
>>
>> Stay out of the path of the ooom-pah-pah.
>
> I think the tuba player has it in for me.

You'll be surprised to find it's a Sousaphone -- tubas are played while
sitting, and it took ol' J.P. to reconstruct it into a horn that could be
played in a marching band.

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TOPIC: 11/20 Puns
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/286390d958bb5959?hl=en
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== 1 of 9 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 12:00 am
From: Tim Bruening

Doering: Ring worn by female deer.

Adoring: One door bell.

Adoring: A ring you love.

Lowering: Ring that makes things descend.

Rising: Levitating singing grain.

Blubbering: Cross-section through a whale.

== 2 of 9 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 12:01 am
From: Tim Bruening

Grazer: Knight of the grass.

Lowering: Ring that makes you descend.

== 3 of 9 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 12:01 am
From: Tim Bruening

Snowing: The wings are iced.

== 4 of 9 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 12:02 am
From: Tim Bruening

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:3FB00292.D8DA60B0@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Bracing: Singing donkey.
> >
> Roaring: A circular arrangment of growling lions.

Bashing: Singing sheep.

Rowing: Flying oar.

== 5 of 9 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 12:03 am
From: Tim Bruening

Bracing: Singing donkey.

Roaring: Ring of lions.

== 6 of 9 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 12:03 am
From: Tim Bruening

Accountants: Ant money managers.

Copper: Price for a policeman.

== 7 of 9 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 12:04 am
From: Tim Bruening

mike wheeEler wrote:

> In article <3F9CDFAE.CA1A2771@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>,
> tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us, Tim Bruening was looking at the world oddly when:
> >
> >
> >
> >nemo wrote:
> >
> >> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> >> news:3F9765FC.59BE1DBE@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >> > Subscribe: Underwater clerk.
> >> >
> >> Sublime: Underwater fruit tree.
> >
> >Sublimate: Underwater citrus tree sex.
> >
> The quality and sensuality of which is simply sublime...

Subvocal: Underwater voice.

Roman: Man who paddles the boat.

== 8 of 9 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 12:05 am
From: Tim Bruening

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:3F9765FC.59BE1DBE@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Subscribe: Underwater clerk.
> >
> Sublime: Underwater fruit tree.

Sublimate: Underwater citrus tree sex.

== 9 of 9 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 12:05 am
From: Tim Bruening

Subscribe: Underwater clerk.

Sublime: Underwater fruit tree.

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TOPIC: 21 Noember Puns
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/eeb3e453e449a00f?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Wed, Nov 21 2007 12:07 am
From: Tim Bruening

Larry Krzewinski wrote:

> On Sun, 14 Mar 2004 18:10:32 -0700, "MosZibby" <Naked@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
> >Larry Krzewinski wrote: A humourous joke.
> >
> >Mos asks: Can we really do that here?
>
> It's against the bylaws and counts as ten demerits but who the heck is

> gonna enforce it?

Chattering: Ring that talks as much as the donkey on Shrek.

Donkey: Unlocks the Mafia.

Monkey: Unlocks a monestary.

Turkey: Unlocks Thanksgiving.

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