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* Scottish Dentist - 5 messages, 2 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/2816be6690c592af?hl=en
* Two days - 2 messages, 2 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/be16f8b4c2a63696?hl=en
* surrender - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/c802089baaf3b7ea?hl=en
* Chinese food - 2 messages, 2 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/2450e65bb085dfcf?hl=en

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TOPIC: Scottish Dentist
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/2816be6690c592af?hl=en
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== 1 of 5 ==
Date: Sun, Nov 11 2007 8:26 pm
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:5okfj3lu2qngv8m7nr5ksiirp1po9t567n@4ax.com...
> On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 14:52:45 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>

>>>>Since I eat what I like, it's *my* opinion of what tastes good that
>>>>matters.
>>> Not to me!
>>Your opinions don't matter.
>
> They do to me!

Not even.

== 2 of 5 ==
Date: Sun, Nov 11 2007 8:27 pm
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:1qkfj39372uotf1jhvq1b1kebse5sg7ide@4ax.com...
> On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 14:54:52 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>>>>>> I hope I am invited.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Missed it. Tonight...pork chops and brussel sprouts.
>>>>>
>>>>> Brussels sprouts? Eww YUCK!
>>>>
>>>>Judge not my food and your bad taste in consumables
>>>>shall not be judged, Mr.McDonalds Starbucks.
>>>
>>> There's nothing better than a good, cold Filet O Fish Frappuccino.
>>
>>See why I say your opinions don't count.
>
> There's a reason that I don't number them, Mos.

Because one is the loneliest number.

== 3 of 5 ==
Date: Sun, Nov 11 2007 8:42 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 21:26:31 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>Since I eat what I like, it's *my* opinion of what tastes good that
>>>>>matters.
>>>> Not to me!
>>>Your opinions don't matter.
>>
>> They do to me!
>
>Not even.

<Larry ignores MoSnot> <g>

== 4 of 5 ==
Date: Sun, Nov 11 2007 8:43 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 21:25:07 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>> <Larry gags at the thought>
>
>Really difficult for ya to think, huh.

About Brussels sprouts, yes.

== 5 of 5 ==
Date: Sun, Nov 11 2007 8:44 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 21:27:00 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>>>> I hope I am invited.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Missed it. Tonight...pork chops and brussel sprouts.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Brussels sprouts? Eww YUCK!
>>>>>
>>>>>Judge not my food and your bad taste in consumables
>>>>>shall not be judged, Mr.McDonalds Starbucks.
>>>>
>>>> There's nothing better than a good, cold Filet O Fish Frappuccino.
>>>
>>>See why I say your opinions don't count.
>>
>> There's a reason that I don't number them, Mos.
>
>Because one is the loneliest number.

No, because they all fight to be number 1. I can't afford to show any
favoritism.

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TOPIC: Two days
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/be16f8b4c2a63696?hl=en
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Sun, Nov 11 2007 8:29 pm
From: "MosNot"

"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:lkkfj31e3egfatab0d51cc2rhpgdh2h3nc@4ax.com...
> On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 14:50:27 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>>>> Be careful with your body parts. Somebody might have use of them
>>>>> later.
>>>>That would be him.
>>> Mos finally admits that I am somebody!
>>Him is not a name.
>
> But him me!

Then who is you ?

== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Sun, Nov 11 2007 8:41 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 21:29:33 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>> Be careful with your body parts. Somebody might have use of them
>>>>>> later.
>>>>>That would be him.
>>>> Mos finally admits that I am somebody!
>>>Him is not a name.
>>
>> But him me!
>
>Then who is you ?

Me you, too.

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TOPIC: surrender
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/c802089baaf3b7ea?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sun, Nov 11 2007 8:45 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 21:26:00 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>> 1: KA-ching! Pay that setup fee, kid.
>>>>>
>>>>>Are you sure you did the set up ?
>>>>
>>>> I can honestly say that you have me to thank for all the setup fees.
>>>
>>>Larry used "honestly".....hahahahahahahahahahaha
>>
>> KA-ching!
>
>Got ya to use your typical response
>when you can't think of anything (semi) clever.

You are sooooo easy.

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TOPIC: Chinese food
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/2450e65bb085dfcf?hl=en
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Sun, Nov 11 2007 8:46 pm
From: Larry Krzewinski

On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 21:25:21 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>>>>>> Am not!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>You am, I am not.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Ok. I think, therefore what's your excuse?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Excuse ? Feh. I have reasons.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Name 28 of them.
>>>>>
>>>>>You still haven't caught on about
>>>>>trying to tell me what to do, huh.
>>>>>If I wanted to be told what to do,
>>>>>I'd join the Army. Or get married.
>>>>
>>>> You couldn't even name one of them?
>>>
>>>I could identify them in a line up.
>>
>> That's reason enough to forget about it.
>
>About what ?

It.

== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Sun, Nov 11 2007 10:40 pm
From: "ynotssor"

In news:5ppug1FsntsmU1@mid.individual.net,
Greg Evans <gregevansREMOVE@charterBLATHER.net> wrote:

>> ... I have carnival knowledge.
>
> It's true - he's got cotton candy for brains, and his thoughts go
> 'round and 'round like a Ferris wheel.

The Haunted House is the mostest favourite, The Bearded Lady the leastest.

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